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<h1 align="center"><!--mstheme--><font face="Times New Roman, Times New Roman, Times" color="#3399FF">The Incomplete and Heavily Expurgated Greatest Hits of Stud
& The Brass Knuckles<br>
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<p align="left"><a href="#Fool_Balloon">A Fool Has No Business Inside a
Balloon</a></li>
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<p align="left"><a href="#Rusty_Screw">Ballad of Rusty Screw</a></li>
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<p align="left">Honey, Come On</li>
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<p align="left">Karma Kustard</li>
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<p align="left">___________'s Nookie*</li>
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<p align="left">Patriotic Blues</li>
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<p align="left">*Due to the unwillingness of this song's protagonist to go
public, the title (and lyrics) is/are heavily censored.</p>
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<h2 align="left"><!--mstheme--><font face="Times New Roman, Times New Roman, Times" color="#CC9900"><a name="Fool_Balloon">A Fool* Has No Business Inside a
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<p align="left">One day Alexander Fool was sitting in his room</p>
<p align="left">--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ***</p>
<p align="left">on the moon.</p>
<p align="left">[All other lyrics have been forgotten, except the last line:]</p>
<p align="left">A. Fool has no business inside a balloon.</p>
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<p align="left">(c)1971 Cherrytoons</p>
<p align="left">* Not the one on the hill</p>
<p align="left">** Possibly ahead-of-its-time reference to safe sex</p>
<p align="left">*** Not censored -- just forgotten!</p>
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<p align="left">FUHGEDABOUDIT !!</p>
<p align="left">[and I did]</p>
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