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<html> <head><title>What will happen when you meet Lore</title></head> <body bgcolor="#FFFFCC"> <table><tr> <td width=10%> <td> <img src="illo/blue.gif" align="left"> <font color="#D0D090"><i>Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore Lore</i></font><p> <p> <p> <h2>What will happen when you meet Lore</h2> <p> <p> <i>If you're not familiar with <a href="http://www.brunching.com">the Brunching Shuttlecocks</a>, become so at once. If you are: Lore's chief reaction to this was to point out that the last line is a base calumny. Which it is. But hey, sometimes comedy isn't pretty.</i> <p> <hr> <p> <p> I wonder if he's really coming. I wonder if I'll recognize him. <p>Oh man, that's got to be him. He looks <b>just</b> like his cartoon. <p>Judging by that Volkswagen, he's still a block away. So how big <b>is</b> he? <p>OMIGOD. HE'S <b>HUGE</b>. <p>I didn't expect his voice to sound like that. Of course, what <b>did</b> I expect his voice to sound like? NPR? <p>Nice outfit. All black, except for the kicky black & white tie. And that explosive goatee. It's like what Mafiosi would look like if they allowed them self-expression. <p>Did he really just order "a blue drink"? <p>I wonder if his shaved head feels fuzzy. <p><b>That's</b> how you say "Sjöberg"? <p>Jeez, how was I supposed to know that writing Ratings was such a soul-searing experience? <p>Wow. IT managers are the same all over. <p>Did he just order a drink with a paper umbrella in it? <p>He's kidding about that fetish. If not, <i>God help us all.</i> <p>Yeah, Lore, I sympathize. <b>My</b> ad agency makes $10K mistakes <b>all</b> the damn time. <p>He just ordered a drink named after a Southeast Asian city. <p>He's funnier than I am. He's funnier than I am. He's funnier than I am. Fucker. <p>Does that sticker say "Exotic Princess"? <p>He just spritzed on my shirt. I could <b>sell</b> this. <p>Note to self. Don't make Ratings jokes when Lore has <b>that look</b>. <p>Oh, thank God. Not all his jokes work. <p>That drink has got to be the one color that cannot be expressed in RGB coordinates. <p>His head <b>is</b> fuzzy. <p>Whoa. When he falls down, you <b>notice</b>. <p>What <b>is</b> it with him and gnomes? <p>Well. It's cool to know that. But now, every Lore cartoon I see, I'll have to count the NINAs. <p>"We'll have to do this again." But he kind of laughed when he said it. Was he being ironic in an I-don't-think-so sort of way, or in an I-know-this-is-a-cliché-but sort of way? <p>Wow, I can still see him two blocks away. <p>Hey! He stuck me with the tab! <td width=10%> </table> <p> <p> <hr> <center> <a href="default.html"><img src="homer.gif" border=0 alt="Home" title="Home"></a> </center> </body> </html>