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<HTML> <HEAD><TITLE>Not The DFC</TITLE></HEAD> <BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#B0B0B0" LINK="#FF0099" VLINK="#CC33FF"> <H2>Not The DFC</H2> <i>By popular request... a page I had up when Spinnwebe was down (and back when it had a black background).</i><p> It has come to our attention that some of you people are <b>really sick</b>, and <b>need</b> the DFC as an outlet. As a public service, then, we feel obligated to provide this <b>Substitute Not The DFC Page</b>. Select any of the fine alternatives below. <p><a href="spinn.html">[ Back to the Page o' SpinnStuff ]</a> <hr><h3>The Dysfunctional Beetle Bailey</h3> <center> <IMG Align=Top SRC="beetle.gif"> <i> <p>"I haven't seen that much <b>silicon</b> since <b>Omaha Beach</b>." <br>"Forget about <b>her</b> and tell me about <b>yourself</b>, big boy." </i></center> <hr><h3>Le Tintin Dysfonctionnel</h3> <center> <IMG Align=Top SRC="tinf.gif"> <i> <p>"It's a dilemma, Snowy. I <b>like</b> knickerbockers-- I think they're a good <b>look</b> for me. But dammit, I'm not getting <b>laid</b>." </i></center> <hr><h3>The Functional Robert Crumb</h3> <center> <IMG Align=Top SRC="crumb.gif"> <i> <p>"Actually the <b>rich</b> and the <b>fundies</b> had it right all along. What's important is to make <b>money</b> and <b>love the Lord</b>." </i></center> <hr> It's just not the same, is it? <p> <a href="spinn.html">[ Back to the Page o' SpinnStuff ]</a> <br><A HREF="default.html">[ Browse the Metaverse ]</A> <br><a href="http://spinn.thoughtport.com/spinnwebe/">[ Hey, maybe SpinnWebe is up! ]</a> </BODY> </HTML>