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<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>DFC Text Index</TITLE > </HEAD > <BODY BGCOLOR="#DDDDFF" TEXT="#000000"> <IMG Align=left SRC="images/catsass2.gif"> <h4>A Text Index to the DFC</h4> <a href="index.html">[ Back to the Archive ]</a> <a href="catsass.html">[ The Cat's Ass ]</a> <a href="http://www.zompist.com/dfcguide.shtml">[ DFC Inside Guide ]</a> <a href="http://www.zompist.com/dfcdead.html">[ A DFC elegy ]</a> <p><b> <a href="#50">[50]</a> <a href="#100">[100]</a> <a href="#150">[150]</a> <a href="#200">[200]</a> <a href="#250">[250]</a> <a href="#300">[300]</a> <a href="#350">[350]</a> <a href="#400">[400]</a> <a href="#450">[450]</a> <a href="#500">[500]</a> </b> <p>If you're looking for a particular cartoon, look through the descriptions, or use your browser's search function to find keywords. Click on a line to access the cartoon in the DFC Archives. <br><i>--<a href="http://www.zompist.com/">Mark Rosenfelder</a></i> <hr> <p><a href="archive/1.html"> 1 Eating scene; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/2.html"> 2 Dolly sitting on top of Bil who's on the couch</a> <br><a href="archive/3.html"> 3 Thel washing dishes as Dolly sits naked on a toy horse</a> <br><a href="archive/4.html"> 4 Thel and Jeffy talking while Bil packs</a> <br><a href="archive/5.html"> 5 Thel on phone amid a frenetic scene with all 4 kids</a> <br><a href="archive/6.html"> 6 Thel watching Dolly praying</a> <br><a href="archive/7.html"> 7 Jeffy shows Thel something in a glass jar</a> <br><a href="archive/8.html"> 8 4 kids confront Bil in a hammock. Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/9.html"> 9 Bil cheering up a gloomy, baseball-outfitted Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/10.html"> 10 Jeffy pointing at a broken plate on the floor</a> <br><a href="archive/11.html"> 11 Dolly shows Jeffy something long and black; Gramma in background</a> <br><a href="archive/12.html"> 12 Dolly jumping rope as Bil watches</a> <br><a href="archive/13.html"> 13 Dolly and Jeffy eating cereal</a> <br><a href="archive/14.html"> 14 Bil with video cam facing all kids & pets; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/15.html"> 15 Jeffy posing with dandelions</a> <br><a href="archive/16.html"> 16 Jeffy on Bil's lap, looking at a faraway jet</a> <br><a href="archive/17.html"> 17 Dolly holding a pair of enormous joke glasses</a> <br><a href="archive/18.html"> 18 Billy explains some carrotty object Thel's found in a drawer</a> <br><a href="archive/19.html"> 19 Billy talking to a happy-looking Dolly</a> <br><a href="archive/20.html"> 20 Dolly comes up to Thel carrying a book</a> <br><a href="archive/21.html"> 21 Barfy licking PJ; Dolly comments to Thel in background</a> <br><a href="archive/22.html"> 22 At Gramma's; bottom shelves cleared of stuff</a> <br><a href="archive/23.html"> 23 Entire fam packing up to leave Gramma's; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/24.html"> 24 Jeffy on a swing, with no ground visible</a> <br><a href="archive/25.html"> 25 Billy contemplating an enormous clock radio; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/26.html"> 26 Dolly looking at pictures on Gramma's bulletin board</a> <br><a href="archive/27.html"> 27 Dolly weighing herself as a girlfriend watches</a> <br><a href="archive/28.html"> 28 Gramma helping Jeffy on with his pants</a> <br><a href="archive/29.html"> 29 Dolly explaining something to another girl</a> <br><a href="archive/30.html"> 30 Jeffy looking out the window, seems bored</a> <br><a href="archive/31.html"> 31 Dolly complaining as she and Bil fish</a> <br><a href="archive/32.html"> 32 Jeffy says something to Thel who's buying popcorn</a> <br><a href="archive/33.html"> 33 Dolly, Jeffy, Bil with binox; Jeffy's looking at the ground</a> <br><a href="archive/34.html"> 34 Billy explains something to two kids in a classroom</a> <br><a href="archive/35.html"> 35 Dolly to a black girl; Thel in background doing laundry</a> <br><a href="archive/36.html"> 36 Dolly talking as Thel holds her, on doorstep</a> <br><a href="archive/37.html"> 37 Jeffy speaking into a phone that's dangling off its hook</a> <br><a href="archive/38.html"> 38 Jeffy, Dolly, Billy eating burgers; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/39.html"> 39 Dolly points to Kittycat sleeping on Bil's briefcase</a> <br><a href="archive/40.html"> 40 Billy walks in with two friends</a> <br><a href="archive/41.html"> 41 Jeffy points to himself as he passes Dolly</a> <br><a href="archive/42.html"> 42 Kids with musical instruments confront Thel; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/43.html"> 43 Dolly threatens Jeffy with a toy pterodactyl</a> <br><a href="archive/44.html"> 44 Thel explaining something to Dolly; Jeffy imagines Dolly's skeleton</a> <br><a href="archive/45.html"> 45 Billy examines Jeffy's stomach with a stethoscope</a> <br><a href="archive/46.html"> 46 Billy to Thel as a young woman with twins walks by</a> <br><a href="archive/47.html"> 47 Dolly talking to a happy-looking Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/48.html"> 48 Thel to Bil, as kids are all on the couch playing boat</a> <br><a href="archive/49.html"> 49 Dolly reprimanding Barfy at the door</a> <br><a name="50"><a href="archive/50.html"> 50 Billy talking offscreen while on Thel's lap; Thel has big earrings</a></a> <br><a href="archive/51.html"> 51 Bil, looking hung over, buttons Billy's shirt</a> <br><a href="archive/52.html"> 52 Dolly painting in a Pocahontas book</a> <br><a href="archive/53.html"> 53 Dolly to Thel as she gets out of the car</a> <br><a href="archive/54.html"> 54 Billy talking, sadly, to a blond kid</a> <br><a href="archive/55.html"> 55 Billy heading out the door with a baseball bat and pizza box</a> <br><a href="archive/56.html"> 56 Dolly holding a painful elbow</a> <br><a href="archive/57.html"> 57 Bil, applying chapstick, to Dolly and PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/58.html"> 58 Dolly at the door with a friend and an enormous black dog</a> <br><a href="archive/59.html"> 59 Dolly, with Thel in church, examining a stained-glass window</a> <br><a href="archive/60.html"> 60 Bil to Billy as they walk in the dark woods</a> <br><a href="archive/61.html"> 61 Jeffy to Thel as they read a book together in bed</a> <br><a href="archive/62.html"> 62 Thel sprinkling something on Jeffy's food; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/63.html"> 63 Jeffy extending a hand to a surprised-looking PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/64.html"> 64 PJ following Thel with dotted line; minister on the TV</a> <br><a href="archive/65.html"> 65 Dolly examining a wedding album</a> <br><a href="archive/66.html"> 66 Bil wisecracking to Jeffy who's in cowboy suit with banana in holster</a> <br><a href="archive/67.html"> 67 Grandma speaking to Billy, sitting on her lap</a> <br><a href="archive/68.html"> 68 Billy examining a watch with Dolly, before a portrait of Grandpa</a> <br><a href="archive/69.html"> 69 Dolly reading from a Fairy Tales book to Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/70.html"> 70 Dolly talking to Jeffy, who has a book with a ghost picture in it</a> <br><a href="archive/71.html"> 71 Jeffy in a devil costume</a> <br><a href="archive/72.html"> 72 Billy, dressed as a hobo, to another kid dressed as a clown</a> <br><a href="archive/73.html"> 73 Dolly to the family as they leave church</a> <br><a href="archive/74.html"> 74 Dolly introduces a friend to Gramma (with PJ on lap)</a> <br><a href="archive/75.html"> 75 Billy talking to Thel who's writing a letter; PJ holds bottle up</a> <br><a href="archive/76.html"> 76 Billy coming in with a slingshot</a> <br><a href="archive/77.html"> 77 Billy pointing outside into the rain as Jeffy and PJ watch</a> <br><a href="archive/78.html"> 78 Thel to Bil as she comes into Billy's sickroom with a tray</a> <br><a href="archive/79.html"> 79 A woozy-looking Bil says something to Thel; kids playing outside</a> <br><a href="archive/80.html"> 80 Dolly to Jeffy as he walks by while she & Bil rake leaves</a> <br><a href="archive/81.html"> 81 Dolly to Thel as she arrives from school with a paper</a> <br><a href="archive/82.html"> 82 Dolly rummaging under the bed</a> <br><a href="archive/83.html"> 83 Billy on phone; Thel and Sam peek from around the corner</a> <br><a href="archive/84.html"> 84 Billy confronts Mom with a list</a> <br><a href="archive/85.html"> 85 Jeffy comments to Thel about an old man on the bus reading the comics</a> <br><a href="archive/86.html"> 86 Jeffy holds up a sports car as kids open Xmas presents</a> <br><a href="archive/87.html"> 87 Bil lifts PJ to ceiling; Dolly watching; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/88.html"> 88 Jeffy explaining a messy room to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/89.html"> 89 Dolly to Billy, as they're playing checkers</a> <br><a href="archive/90.html"> 90 Thel, vacuuming, as kids minus Dolly watch football on TV</a> <br><a href="archive/91.html"> 91 Dolly shows her Pocahontas doll to Thel in the kitchen</a> <br><a href="archive/92.html"> 92 Dolly comes in with two big rods</a> <br><a href="archive/93.html"> 93 Billy explains something to Dolly at the table; Thel watching</a> <br><a href="archive/94.html"> 94 Billy pointing out a typewriter to a friend</a> <br><a href="archive/95.html"> 95 Jeffy, after Bil's thanksgiving prayer (split panel)</a> <br><a href="archive/96.html"> 96 Dolly shows Jeffy a cornucopia</a> <br><a href="archive/97.html"> 97 Bil getting up, hung over, no glasses (color)</a> <br><a href="archive/98.html"> 98 Bil on TV greets family at home, who're all outside</a> <br><a href="archive/99.html"> 99 Dolly to Bil who's reading 'The First Christmas' to Jeffy and PJ</a> <br><a name="100"><a href="archive/100.html"> 100 Dolly greets the new day (color)</a></a> <br><a href="archive/101.html"> 101 Dolly being dressed for winter by Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/102.html"> 102 Jeffy shows a teddy bear to sleeping parents; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/103.html"> 103 Jeffy to PJ, who's tearfully holding a ratty blanket</a> <br><a href="archive/104.html"> 104 Billy to Thel, as kids watch Jeffy & Dolly playing croquet on video</a> <br><a href="archive/105.html"> 105 Jeffy bouncing up & down before Gramma; both speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/106.html"> 106 Billy to Jeffy as they're building a snowman</a> <br><a href="archive/107.html"> 107 Jeffy, after a reprimand from Thel (split panel)</a> <br><a href="archive/108.html"> 108 Dolly to Billy, holding a tape; Gramma fooling with tape deck in background</a> <br><a href="archive/109.html"> 109 Thel whispers to Bil as kids play with Christmas presents</a> <br><a href="archive/110.html"> 110 Dolly and Jeffy watching a political convention</a> <br><a href="archive/111.html"> 111 Jeffy with a pill bottle</a> <br><a href="archive/112.html"> 112 Billy to Bil who's frantically working his way thru a video game</a> <br><a href="archive/113.html"> 113 Jeffy holds out the phone to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/114.html"> 114 Billy enjoying a bowl of what looks like hair</a> <br><a href="archive/115.html"> 115 Billy & Jeffy playing golf in the bathroom; Billy speaking to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/116.html"> 116 Billy, taking notes, approaches Bil</a> <br><a href="archive/117.html"> 117 Billy to Bil, as they sit in the surf</a> <br><a href="archive/118.html"> 118 Jeffy shows Bil a ball</a> <br><a href="archive/119.html"> 119 Jeffy on stairs, to Thel who's picking up a crying PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/120.html"> 120 Billy, on seeing Kittycat smiling in a shoebox</a> <br><a href="archive/121.html"> 121 Jeffy's dancing in front of the TV; Dolly complains</a> <br><a href="archive/122.html"> 122 Dolly, coming in the door wiggling, to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/123.html"> 123 Dolly to Jeffy, as Bil watches baseball on TV</a> <br><a href="archive/124.html"> 124 Billy at the computer, talking to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/125.html"> 125 Bil hugging a dejected Billy; other baseballers walk by</a> <br><a href="archive/126.html"> 126 Billy to Jeffy, as a young couple walks by</a> <br><a href="archive/127.html"> 127 Billy, reading 'The Little Scientist,' to Dolly</a> <br><a href="archive/128.html"> 128 Dolly to Thel in the bathroom</a> <br><a href="archive/129.html"> 129 Dolly to Jeffy, watching a blonde go by walking a big dog</a> <br><a href="archive/130.html"> 130 A bliffy-looking Billy, getting out of bed, to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/131.html"> 131 Black-haired melonhead, at the door, to Thel; Bil is reading</a> <br><a href="archive/132.html"> 132 Billy holds up his fortune at the Chinese restaurant</a> <br><a href="archive/133.html"> 133 Billy to Jeffy after a wagon accident; Thel visible in background</a> <br><a href="archive/134.html"> 134 Dolly to Billy and Jeffy, watching out the window as a car goes by</a> <br><a href="archive/135.html"> 135 Thel to lawn-mowing Bil, as all 4 kids are in a tree</a> <br><a href="archive/136.html"> 136 Dolly to Billy, in front of a half-constructed house</a> <br><a href="archive/137.html"> 137 Thel to Bil, as she bandages both Jeffy and Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/138.html"> 138 Dolly to Jeffy, as a chipmunk spurns their potato chips </a> <br><a href="archive/139.html"> 139 Kids & Gramma looking for keys, but PJ has them</a> <br><a href="archive/140.html"> 140 Dolly to kids and Bil as they watch Olympic torch on TV</a> <br><a href="archive/141.html"> 141 Dolly offers a dandelion bouquet to Jeffy </a> <br><a href="archive/142.html"> 142 Dolly coloring a picture of a rhino</a> <br><a href="archive/143.html"> 143 3 kids in the tub as Bil reads; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/144.html"> 144 Billy in football helmet, to another kid; parents in background</a> <br><a href="archive/145.html"> 145 Dolly objects as PJ climbs right on top of her</a> <br><a href="archive/146.html"> 146 Jeffy contemplates a globe</a> <br><a href="archive/147.html"> 147 Dolly happily contemplates a macaroni-like dish</a> <br><a href="archive/148.html"> 148 Billy announces something to Jeffy who's posted at the toilet</a> <br><a href="archive/149.html"> 149 Jeffy cuddles up to Thel</a> <br><a name="150"><a href="archive/150.html"> 150 Dolly advises Billy who's drawing FC cartoons</a></a> <br><a href="archive/151.html"> 151 Billy with a soccer ball, pointing</a> <br><a href="archive/152.html"> 152 Thel makes an announcement as she's assailed by all 4 kids</a> <br><a href="archive/153.html"> 153 Jeffy points to a bowling ball; Billy & Dolly are there too</a> <br><a href="archive/154.html"> 154 Dolly to Billy, both sweaty, peeking at Bil who's reading</a> <br><a href="archive/155.html"> 155 Dolly contemplates a picture of a giraffe</a> <br><a href="archive/156.html"> 156 A naked Jeffy explains something to Thel in the bathroom</a> <br><a href="archive/157.html"> 157 Billy swings open a door to find a half-dressed young woman</a> <br><a href="archive/158.html"> 158 Dolly's watching TV; boys avert their eyes</a> <br><a href="archive/159.html"> 159 Kids pile on top of Thel; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/160.html"> 160 Billy, nailing stuff, looks up at a crying Dolly</a> <br><a href="archive/161.html"> 161 Jeffy confronts PJ, who's eating</a> <br><a href="archive/162.html"> 162 Jeffy looks in Barfy's mouth; Dolly speaking (to Thel)</a> <br><a href="archive/163.html"> 163 Split: Jeffy sneezes; Dolly responds</a> <br><a href="archive/164.html"> 164 Jeffy holds up a banana</a> <br><a href="archive/165.html"> 165 Dolly comments on Bil, asleep on the bed amid the clean laundry</a> <br><a href="archive/166.html"> 166 Billy considers Thel in a formal gown</a> <br><a href="archive/167.html"> 167 Family watching themselves on video; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/168.html"> 168 Jeffy on table after putting his hand in a pitcher; to angry Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/169.html"> 169 Billy, pillow on his head, examines a tooth on the bed</a> <br><a href="archive/170.html"> 170 Gramma on the phone after receiving mail from the kids</a> <br><a href="archive/171.html"> 171 A long line of kids is held up by PJ crawling up the slide</a> <br><a href="archive/172.html"> 172 Jeffy emptying sand from his shoes in his bedroom, to an angry Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/173.html"> 173 Billy reports on a trip to the stadium</a> <br><a href="archive/174.html"> 174 Jeffy has peeled a whole bunch of bananas</a> <br><a href="archive/175.html"> 175 Billy comes up carrying money, as family leaves a restaurant</a> <br><a href="archive/176.html"> 176 Dolly announces a brush salesman</a> <br><a href="archive/177.html"> 177 Mailman holds mail above a throng of kids</a> <br><a href="archive/178.html"> 178 Billy, playing cards, is furiously assaulted by PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/179.html"> 179 A nervous Dolly to Bil who's rooting in the fridge</a> <br><a href="archive/180.html"> 180 Billy points the ladies' room out to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/181.html"> 181 Billy to Thel, coming in the door; outside is a horde of kids</a> <br><a href="archive/182.html"> 182 Jeffy wakes up Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/183.html"> 183 Dolly explains something to PJ; Thel passing by in background</a> <br><a href="archive/184.html"> 184 Dolly, as Bil photographs the Iwo Jima memorial</a> <br><a href="archive/185.html"> 185 Fam buys hot dogs in DC; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/186.html"> 186 On a tour bus in DC; Billy is unimpressed</a> <br><a href="archive/187.html"> 187 Fam at Washington Monument; cop on horse goes by; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/188.html"> 188 Dolly points out something on a space capsule</a> <br><a href="archive/189.html"> 189 Fam considers White House; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/190.html"> 190 Jeffy asks Dad, who's gardening, a question</a> <br><a href="archive/191.html"> 191 Jeffy shows the airsickness bag to Bil</a> <br><a href="archive/192.html"> 192 Kids looking at Congress; Jeffy comments to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/193.html"> 193 Bil to Jeffy, as they exit a tour bus, still in DC</a> <br><a href="archive/194.html"> 194 Kids pound on a locked door; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/195.html"> 195 Bil returns to the car with gas; Billy complains</a> <br><a href="archive/196.html"> 196 Dolly points out to Bil and an angry Jeffy that her plant is growing best</a> <br><a href="archive/197.html"> 197 Dolly points out something to two bemused visitors</a> <br><a href="archive/198.html"> 198 Dolly to Billy, as he arrives to the table</a> <br><a href="archive/199.html"> 199 Jeffy, with books, speaks angrily; PJ sucks thumb behind him</a> <br><a name="200"><a href="archive/200.html"> 200 Dolly explains something to PJ and Billy, holding up 3 fingers</a></a> <br><a href="archive/201.html"> 201 Bil arrives home to find Thel dressed up and 4 beaming children</a> <br><a href="archive/202.html"> 202 Thel reading 'Little Red Riding Hood', but Jeffy's not buying it</a> <br><a href="archive/203.html"> 203 Billy arrives from school, beaming</a> <br><a href="archive/204.html"> 204 Gramma standing in the living room; Billy reports to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/205.html"> 205 Billy points something out to Gramma, who's driving</a> <br><a href="archive/206.html"> 206 Thel to one of the kids, unrecognizably wrapped up in winter clothes</a> <br><a href="archive/207.html"> 207 Thel demands that Jeffy explain an empty cookie jar</a> <br><a href="archive/208.html"> 208 Dolly to Thel, cooking; Jeffy is on a chair nearby</a> <br><a href="archive/209.html"> 209 Jeffy points out a seedling</a> <br><a href="archive/210.html"> 210 Dolly confronts Jeffy who's shot her with a rubber-tip arrow</a> <br><a href="archive/211.html"> 211 Bummed-looking Jeffy, to Billy, wearing the infamous checked jacket</a> <br><a href="archive/212.html"> 212 Billy to Bil, as he and Dolly are decorating with shamrocks</a> <br><a href="archive/213.html"> 213 Thel remonstrates with a kicking, screaming Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/214.html"> 214 Jeffy exclaiming over some birds at a feeder</a> <br><a href="archive/215.html"> 215 Billy to Dolly, as they consider Gramma watching TV</a> <br><a href="archive/216.html"> 216 Dolly to someone offpanel; P.J. looks at her mindlessly</a> <br><a href="archive/217.html"> 217 Billy in a tree; Thel pointing at him from inside the house</a> <br><a href="archive/218.html"> 218 Billy motioning the kids back as Bil approaches his desk</a> <br><a href="archive/219.html"> 219 Jeffy, with a ruled sheet of paper and "Good on you mate" T-Shirt</a> <br><a href="archive/220.html"> 220 Billy points out something on a cat calendar to Dolly and Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/221.html"> 221 Dolly to Jeffy, as Thel takes Billy's temperature</a> <br><a href="archive/222.html"> 222 Jeffy, in pajamas, announces something to his parents, watching TV</a> <br><a href="archive/223.html"> 223 Dolly, as Thel clips coupons</a> <br><a href="archive/224.html"> 224 Jeffy's having trouble closing the front door on a windy day</a> <br><a href="archive/225.html"> 225 Billy to Thel as he arrives from school, in the laundry room</a> <br><a href="archive/226.html"> 226 Bil, doing his taxes, reprimands the fighting children</a> <br><a href="archive/227.html"> 227 Jeffy to Bil, who's fixing a backed-up toilet</a> <br><a href="archive/228.html"> 228 Thel to kids, who are running around the living room</a> <br><a href="archive/229.html"> 229 Thel arrives home with the kids; Bil is working on the car</a> <br><a href="archive/230.html"> 230 Billy talking, as he and Dolly eat alphabet soup</a> <br><a href="archive/231.html"> 231 Jeffy stands on his head</a> <br><a href="archive/232.html"> 232 Jeffy comes in the door, with his arms extended</a> <br><a href="archive/233.html"> 233 Dolly listens skeptically to a call on a string-and-cup phone</a> <br><a href="archive/234.html"> 234 Jeffy sits up in bed with a thought</a> <br><a href="archive/235.html"> 235 Billy contemplates a kaleidoscope image as Bil watches</a> <br><a href="archive/236.html"> 236 Thel points out a broken mirror to Jeffy and Billy: Just wait till Daddy's home</a> <br><a href="archive/237.html"> 237 Thel watches a professor on TV; Billy comments</a> <br><a href="archive/238.html"> 238 At Dr. Cuthbertson's: Dolly comments to Thel, Jeffy, PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/239.html"> 239 Jeffy comments on the Bible Story of Creation Thel is reading</a> <br><a href="archive/240.html"> 240 Dolly cautions Jeffy about the confab Thel's having with a female friend</a> <br><a href="archive/241.html"> 241 Thel is about to cut into a pie; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/242.html"> 242 Dolly in drag-- wearing Thel's clothes-- confronts a blasé Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/243.html"> 243 Dolly plaintively reaches forward in a meadow of grass</a> <br><a href="archive/244.html"> 244 Jeffy, angry and beat-up, says something to Dolly who has antibiotics</a> <br><a href="archive/245.html"> 245 Dolly comments to Jeffy about a limousine at curbside</a> <br><a href="archive/246.html"> 246 Jeffy indicates the answering machine: "We can't come to the phone right now..."</a> <br><a href="archive/247.html"> 247 Dolly high-fives Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/248.html"> 248 Bil plays football with the kids; Dolly and Billy ineffectually tackle him</a> <br><a href="archive/249.html"> 249 It's the cat's ass! Jeffy comments on the cat drinking out of the toilet</a> <br><a name="250"><a href="archive/250.html"> 250 Bil's admiring the Neanderthal in a museum; Billy addresses him</a></a> <br><a href="archive/251.html"> 251 Dolly, with a doll for once, points out something to a black friend</a> <br><a href="archive/252.html"> 252 Billy explains to a curly-haired friend why he has two different mittens</a> <br><a href="archive/253.html"> 253 Dolly asks Thel for a tissue</a> <br><a href="archive/254.html"> 254 Jeffy, in cowboy drag, proudly points to his star</a> <br><a href="archive/255.html"> 255 Dolly, in pajamas, reacts to a TV ad for, apparently, industrial waste</a> <br><a href="archive/256.html"> 256 Jeffy's watching cartoons, says something to Thel, vacuuming</a> <br><a href="archive/257.html"> 257 Billy comes home wet and dirty, explains himself to Thel; Sam cowers</a> <br><a href="archive/258.html"> 258 Jeffy answers the telephone's insistent query, "Is your mother free?"</a> <br><a href="archive/259.html"> 259 Billy in his room, with clothes hung up all over</a> <br><a href="archive/260.html"> 260 Billy, in the shower, happily tells us something, covered with suds</a> <br><a href="archive/261.html"> 261 Thel finds Jeffy crawling out from under the bed; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/262.html"> 262 Billy explains a bad grade to an angry-looking Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/263.html"> 263 Kid in an evil-looking clown mask answers the telephone</a> <br><a href="archive/264.html"> 264 Thel looks on as Billy pulls a curvy wire in from the living room; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/265.html"> 265 All the kids are under the dining room table; Thel waters a plant; Dolly speaks</a> <br><a href="archive/266.html"> 266 Jeffy holds up the skeleton of a bunch of grapes</a> <br><a href="archive/267.html"> 267 Billy offers advice to Jeffy on a broken vase; Barfy's ears perk up </a> <br><a href="archive/268.html"> 268 The kitchen and the kids are a mess; Dolly explains something to Thel; O. Yeah runs off</a> <br><a href="archive/269.html"> 269 Dolly shows a picture of a boa constrictor to PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/270.html"> 270 Jeffy points at PJ, eating messily in his table-chair</a> <br><a href="archive/271.html"> 271 Bil snores on the couch; Jeffy holds his ears and addresses PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/272.html"> 272 Dolly whispers to a classmate as the teacher blows a pitch pipe</a> <br><a href="archive/273.html"> 273 Billy happily tells us who's on the phone</a> <br><a href="archive/274.html"> 274 Dolly angrily protests, as Jeffy looks smug in the background</a> <br><a href="archive/275.html"> 275 Jeffy eats a cookie he's taken from PJ, who's crying</a> <br><a href="archive/276.html"> 276 Billy gets on the schoolbus as the fam watches; Grandma comments</a> <br><a href="archive/277.html"> 277 Kitchen is a mess; kids are dirty; PJ's naked; Dolly addresses Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/278.html"> 278 Dolly explains something to Jeffy about a girl who's holding her ears</a> <br><a href="archive/279.html"> 279 Dolly, in Mickey Mouse ears, addresses a black girl with a doll</a> <br><a href="archive/280.html"> 280 Dolly comments to Billy about a passing jet</a> <br><a href="archive/281.html"> 281 Outside church, Dolly comments to Bil, holding PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/282.html"> 282 Leaving school, Billy comments sadly to a black friend</a> <br><a href="archive/283.html"> 283 Halloween trick-or-treating: Bil's videotaping; Billy (?) speaks; Bart Simpson leaves</a> <br><a href="archive/284.html"> 284 Thel is pouring coffee; Dolly comments to Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/285.html"> 285 Thel reads a fortune cookie at the Chinese restaurant; Bil's writing a check</a> <br><a href="archive/286.html"> 286 Jeffy contemplates Dolly's butt; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/287.html"> 287 The circle is a pizza, with one slice missing, revealing an angry Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/288.html"> 288 The fam leaves "Souvenirs By George"; Billy's happy about his long thin package</a> <br><a href="archive/289.html"> 289 Bil in his underwear weighs himself; the fam passes by, all dirty</a> <br><a href="archive/290.html"> 290 Thel points the way for a crying Billy to leave the room</a> <br><a href="archive/291.html"> 291 Dolly holds up a dress for her doll</a> <br><a href="archive/292.html"> 292 Billy leaves the house carrying a toy boat</a> <br><a href="archive/293.html"> 293 Dolly comments to PJ as they watch a witch flying on TV</a> <br><a href="archive/294.html"> 294 Billy, prodded by O. Yeah, remembers something and wakes up his parents</a> <br><a href="archive/295.html"> 295 Dolly makes a request of Kittycat, seated at the table; Jeffy smiles</a> <br><a href="archive/296.html"> 296 Thel asks the kids about a flat square package</a> <br><a href="archive/297.html"> 297 Barfy steals the football the kids and a frumpy Bil are playing with; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/298.html"> 298 Dolly prances in with a bunch of flowers</a> <br><a href="archive/299.html"> 299 Dolly comments to Billy as Thel talks to a pregnant blonde</a> <br><a name="300"><a href="archive/300.html"> 300 Billy, opening a soda can, explains something to a Travolta-jacketed Grandma</a></a> <br><a href="archive/301.html"> 301 Dolly keeps Jeffy and PJ out of the kitchen</a> <br><a href="archive/302.html"> 302 Arriving at Grandma's, Jeffy starts talking before Grandma's unbolted the door</a> <br><a href="archive/303.html"> 303 Billy explains something to Jeffy, as Bil regales a couple with some tiresome anecdote</a> <br><a href="archive/304.html"> 304 Billy reaches for a puppy held by a black friend; Barfy & Sam look on</a> <br><a href="archive/305.html"> 305 Jeffy is holding a tantrum despite his "I'm a Happy Camper" T-shirt; Dolly comforts him</a> <br><a href="archive/306.html"> 306 Dolly points at an angry Billy, who's shining a flashlight in the dark</a> <br><a href="archive/307.html"> 307 The fam (Bil unshaven) looks out from their tent at a rainy day; Dolly comments</a> <br><a href="archive/308.html"> 308 The kids are watching a ninja or superhero on TV; Bil comes down the stairs; Dolly angrily addresses PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/309.html"> 309 Dolly angrily addresses Jeffy who's apparently blown out her birthday cake</a> <br><a href="archive/310.html"> 310 Jeffy tells Billy what Bil's telling him over the walkie-talkie, as they play with plastic soldiers</a> <br><a href="archive/311.html"> 311 Billy is-- yes-- playing the piano with his ass, and addressing the other kids</a> <br><a href="archive/312.html"> 312 Dolly points out something for Jeffy about his plateful of dirt</a> <br><a href="archive/313.html"> 313 Thel and Bil carry Dolly between them as they walk in the park; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/314.html"> 314 Thel reminds Billy, leaving the house, to take his schoolbooks</a> <br><a href="archive/315.html"> 315 Jeffy comments to a prissy-looking Bil about a waterfall</a> <br><a href="archive/316.html"> 316 Billy, Jeffy, and Bil contemplate a "Deer Crossing sign</a> <br><a href="archive/317.html"> 317 The kids rush up to tell the parents something; they're camping</a> <br><a href="archive/318.html"> 318 Outside, a rapturous Dolly confides something to Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/319.html"> 319 Billy in doctor's outfit: "Anything you want taken out?" Bil has a smartass response</a> <br><a href="archive/320.html"> 320 Bil is flying a kite with Jeffy; Dolly comments</a> <br><a href="archive/321.html"> 321 Billy explains to Thel why he's leaving the house with a fishbowl</a> <br><a href="archive/322.html"> 322 Bil on a seesaw (teeter-totter), outweighing all four kids; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/323.html"> 323 Dolly comments to Jeffy as they contemplae a lone tree and a steep hill</a> <br><a href="archive/324.html"> 324 Thel deals with a snarled fishing rod; Dolly's hair is snarled too</a> <br><a href="archive/325.html"> 325 Billy offers some instruction to Bil, stupidly contemplating some firewood (camping again)</a> <br><a href="archive/326.html"> 326 Billy asks Thel about Bil, relaxing by the tent listening to the radio</a> <br><a href="archive/327.html"> 327 Jeffy points out a happy-looking PJ, in the front seat of the car in his carseat</a> <br><a href="archive/328.html"> 328 Dolly has a bright insight while she, Jeffy, and Bil are fishing in a boat</a> <br><a href="archive/329.html"> 329 Dolly reacts angrily, in a pool; there's a whirlpool next to her</a> <br><a href="archive/330.html"> 330 PJ's coming down a slide to Bil; Dolly comments to Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/331.html"> 331 Jeffy explains something to Thel about a broken plate; the other kids watch</a> <br><a href="archive/332.html"> 332 Jeffy asks something about a big globe</a> <br><a href="archive/333.html"> 333 Bil addresses a few timely words to Billy, who's leaning against a wall</a> <br><a href="archive/334.html"> 334 Dolly comments to Thel, who's looking at a bright star outside at night</a> <br><a href="archive/335.html"> 335 Picnic time, with another couple; Dolly asks Thel something</a> <br><a href="archive/336.html"> 336 Billy, with his ear to a telephone pole, comments to the other kids</a> <br><a href="archive/337.html"> 337 Billy explains a sloppy-looking garden to Bil, coming home in suit and tie</a> <br><a href="archive/338.html"> 338 Dolly, in the bath, says something to a puzzled-looking Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/339.html"> 339 Jeffy's in a treehouse; Billy points at Bil, who's attempting to climb up</a> <br><a href="archive/340.html"> 340 The kitchen's a mess again; Dolly adds to Thel's misery</a> <br><a href="archive/341.html"> 341 Dolly consoles Thel, as they sit alone at the dinner table while the menfolk run around outside</a> <br><a href="archive/342.html"> 342 The kids are playing a board game; Dolly yells out to Thel as she answers the phone</a> <br><a href="archive/343.html"> 343 Jeffy cries after seeing Bil's Fourth of July decoration of his tricycle </a> <br><a href="archive/344.html"> 344 PJ's trying to push a wagon from inside using the handle; Jeffy offers advise</a> <br><a href="archive/345.html"> 345 Jeffy scratches the cat's back with a backscratcher</a> <br><a href="archive/346.html"> 346 Jeffy points out a flyswatter on the wall to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/347.html"> 347 Kittycat jumps off Jeffy, who protests about some injuries</a> <br><a href="archive/348.html"> 348 Bil's pushing the kids in a wheelbarrow; Jeffy comments to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/349.html"> 349 Dolly comments to Barfy, and they and Sam watch Kittycat walk on the kitchen counter</a> <br><a name="350"><a href="archive/350.html"> 350 Jeffy holds Kittycat and addresses some loving words to it</a></a> <br><a href="archive/351.html"> 351 Dolly, in bed, with Kittycat, says something to Thel who's checking in on her</a> <br><a href="archive/352.html"> 352 The kids are feeding Kittycat all sorts of things; Dolly yells an explanation off-panel</a> <br><a href="archive/353.html"> 353 PJ, Barfy, and Jeffy look at Kittycat through the front window; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/354.html"> 354 Jeffy points at PJ, who's in his table-chair again</a> <br><a href="archive/355.html"> 355 Dolly points at a shadowy PJ and Kittycat in front of the window</a> <br><a href="archive/356.html"> 356 Dolly is drawing a picture, and asks Bil something</a> <br><a href="archive/357.html"> 357 Jeffy, hands dripping, points out a hand towel to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/358.html"> 358 Jeffy runs into the kitchen to comment to Thel about what's on TV</a> <br><a href="archive/359.html"> 359 Kittycat contemplating an alarmed-looking bird in a cage; Dolly comments to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/360.html"> 360 Billy holds Barfy back from massacring Kittycat, held by Dolly</a> <br><a href="archive/361.html"> 361 The kids are enthralled as Kittycat enters the house; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/362.html"> 362 The fam is in the car, off camping again; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/363.html"> 363 Thel yells at Kittycat, who's jumping off the counter; Jeffy indicates a cowering Barfy</a> <br><a href="archive/364.html"> 364 Dolly, on top of a shaky Bil who's carrying her through a pond, to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/365.html"> 365 Jeffy, while fishing, dreams of sitting on top of a giant fish</a> <br><a href="archive/366.html"> 366 Thel's fixing hamburgers; Bil's reading the paper; Jeffy makes a request</a> <br><a href="archive/367.html"> 367 Dolly to Jeffy, after they've crashed into a tree while sledding</a> <br><a href="archive/368.html"> 368 Dolly to Thel, as she stands at the bedroom door with Jeffy watching her clean</a> <br><a href="archive/369.html"> 369 Dolly looks on in horror as Jeffy consumes what was in her E-Z Bake Oven</a> <br><a href="archive/370.html"> 370 A perky teacher addresses a roomful of parents, including Bil and Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/371.html"> 371 Dolly enters the house, with a mop and covered with suds</a> <br><a href="archive/372.html"> 372 Billy's is happily handing out his school pictures; Bil seems less impressed</a> <br><a href="archive/373.html"> 373 The kids are in a hammock in the woods with Thel; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/374.html"> 374 Jeffy asks a question of a spotted, smoking painter</a> <br><a href="archive/375.html"> 375 Bil is erecting a framework in the yard; Billy climbs up and says something</a> <br><a href="archive/376.html"> 376 Thel's feeding PJ in his chair-table; PJ covers his eyes; Jeffy comments</a> <br><a href="archive/377.html"> 377 Bil playing solitaire as the kids watch; Dolly comments to Jeffy as he runs up</a> <br><a href="archive/378.html"> 378 Billy, in the window, addesses some snow-suited friends outside</a> <br><a href="archive/379.html"> 379 Dolly, in a restaurant with panty shield on head, addresses waiter with plate of worms</a> <br><a href="archive/380.html"> 380 The Keanes' car is seen from the back; Billy abuses us from inside</a> <br><a href="archive/381.html"> 381 Dolly, in pajamas, complains about Jeffy, who seems to be moonwalking</a> <br><a href="archive/382.html"> 382 Billy, explaining to Bil why he's arranged some cards in a circle</a> <br><a href="archive/383.html"> 383 Jeffy frantically turns the faucet, trying to stop a steam of water that's overflowing the sink</a> <br><a href="archive/384.html"> 384 Thel is inspecting Billy's head as Bil arrives home; Jeffy examines his eye in the foreground</a> <br><a href="archive/385.html"> 385 Thel comments to Bil, as the kids lie all over Barfy on the front lawn</a> <br><a href="archive/386.html"> 386 Jeffy addressing an open door, with a cookie hidden behind his back</a> <br><a href="archive/387.html"> 387 PJ slurps his food while looking at Barfy doing the same</a> <br><a href="archive/388.html"> 388 Thel wakes up in the middle of the night as they're camping</a> <br><a href="archive/389.html"> 389 Thel looks dispiritedly at Dolly, skipping out after leaving "Mother's Little Helper" all over the floor</a> <br><a href="archive/390.html"> 390 Thel comments to Bil on the kid's empty classroom, at night</a> <br><a href="archive/391.html"> 391 An angry Thel confronts Billy and Jeffy, watching TV from on top of a chair; Billy speaking </a> <br><a href="archive/392.html"> 392 Billy explains something to a goofy-looking boy in the schoolyard</a> <br><a href="archive/393.html"> 393 The kids carting toys through a messy living room as Thel irons; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/394.html"> 394 Thel hands a feather duster to Dolly, who points at it; Jeffy humps a vacuum</a> <br><a href="archive/395.html"> 395 Billy happily informs Thel of something, as she ties his shoes</a> <br><a href="archive/396.html"> 396 Dolly tells Barfy that his drooling is setting a bad example for PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/397.html"> 397 Jeffy with two slices of bread outside in the yard</a> <br><a href="archive/398.html"> 398 Dolly offers Bil some treats; the kitchen is a godawful mess</a> <br><a href="archive/399.html"> 399 Billy addresses Grandma, with PJ on her lap and Grandpa rooting around for a clean shirt</a> <br><a name="400"><a href="archive/400.html"> 400 Shopping, Thel asks the cookie lady something; the kids are pushing the cart</a></a> <br><a href="archive/401.html"> 401 Thel looks at the kids' additions to the shopping list, including plaztic zoldierz</a> <br><a href="archive/402.html"> 402 Thel attacks Jeffy on the couch; Dolly and Billy flee; Bil is on the phone</a> <br><a href="archive/403.html"> 403 Jeffy calls out to Bil, who's stepped in something objectionable while leaving the house</a> <br><a href="archive/404.html"> 404 Dolly to Thel who's washing dishes; Jeffy grooves nearby</a> <br><a href="archive/405.html"> 405 Dolly explains a cageful of chicks and a rabbit to Jeffy</a> =<br><a href="archive/406.html"> 406 Jeffy recoils in horror at the pastry offered by Bil </a> <br><a href="archive/407.html"> 407 Billy has a jaded reaction to the New Improved the TV is hawking</a> <br><a href="archive/408.html"> 408 Jeffy riffles through a book of winter scenes; Dolly complains to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/409.html"> 409 Dolly, on a pillow, boasts about something to Jeffy as they watch TV</a> <br><a href="archive/410.html"> 410 Jeffy, arms akimbo, looks royally pissed</a> <br><a href="archive/411.html"> 411 Jeffy crawls out of bed, looks in the mirror, seems to have a hangover</a> <br><a href="archive/412.html"> 412 Dolly happily plays the piano for PJ. The clock on the wall says 2:46</a> <br><a href="archive/413.html"> 413 The kids are all fighting over whose valentine is best; Thel angrily intervenes</a> <br><a href="archive/414.html"> 414 Billy shows off a basketful of Easter eggs to a black kid with a Wee Pals sweatshirt</a> <br><a href="archive/415.html"> 415 Jeffy comments to Thel as she sits watching TV and reading</a> <br><a href="archive/416.html"> 416 Dolly is crying, as Jeffy walks by in the background</a> <br><a href="archive/417.html"> 417 Jeffy, leaning against the door, offers some advice to Thel, carrying PJ into the kitchen</a> <br><a href="archive/418.html"> 418 Dolly shows off a palm frond, or some other monstrosity</a> <br><a href="archive/419.html"> 419 Jeffy, in cowboy outfit, sits astride Bil</a> <br><a href="archive/420.html"> 420 retired</a> <br><a href="archive/421.html"> 421 retired</a> <br><a href="archive/422.html"> 422 The kids are leaving, but Jeffy has a final word for Grandma</a> <br><a href="archive/423.html"> 423 Billy, in sweater, shows a perfect 100 to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/424.html"> 424 Bil empties a jar into the sink, which goes OING OING OING; Jeffy comments</a> <br><a href="archive/425.html"> 425 Jeffy shows his teddy bear to the X-ray security woman</a> <br><a href="archive/426.html"> 426 Dolly is writing numbers; she has a page of 8's</a> <br><a href="archive/427.html"> 427 Dolly to Thel, as she looks outside the window at the moon</a> <br><a href="archive/428.html"> 428 Billy holds up a decorated Easter egg</a> <br><a href="archive/429.html"> 429 Dolly, drawing a picture of a man, has a question</a> <br><a href="archive/430.html"> 430 Billy comes home from a birthday party, shows off his new trumpet to Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/431.html"> 431 Dolly comments as Billy and Jeffy fight furiously on the couch </a> <br><a href="archive/432.html"> 432 Dolly looks into Thel's eyes and tells her something smarmy</a> <br><a href="archive/434.html"> 433 Dolly has her hands on Billy's throat; he's in bed and looks pissed</a> <br><a href="archive/434.html"> 434 Billy comments to Jeffy as Kittycat walks on by</a> <br><a href="archive/435.html"> 435 Dolly proudly shows us a handful of an unidentifiable substance</a> <br><a href="archive/436.html"> 436 Bil is reading "Tom Tom the Piper's Son"; Dolly comments</a> <br><a href="archive/437.html"> 437 Dolly explains something to a befuddled Jeffy in front of the fireplace</a> <br><a href="archive/438.html"> 438 Dolly addresses Thel, approaching on a city street with arms full of packages</a> <br><a href="archive/439.html"> 439 Thel angrily addresses Jeffy, who's refusing what's on his plate</a> <br><a href="archive/440.html"> 440 The kids and Thel watch an explosion outside at night, except for PJ, who's cowering with Barfy</a> <br><a href="archive/441.html"> 441 Thel proudly leaves the kitchen with a turkey; but Jeffy is dreaming of a hamburger</a> <br><a href="archive/442.html"> 442 Bil comes home, hugs Dolly; Jeffy runs to Thel to complain</a> <br><a href="archive/443.html"> 443 Jeffy whispers to a smiling Billy in church; a fat lady next to them is crying; there's a bride and groom in the aisle</a> <br><a href="archive/444.html"> 444 Jeffy, holding a rocket marked USA, answers the phone </a> <br><a href="archive/445.html"> 445 Color panel: kids and Bil coming home with lollipops; Billy greets Thel</a> <br><a href="archive/446.html"> 446 Jeffy advises Thel, who seems to be bleeding in the bathroom sink</a> <br><a href="archive/447.html"> 447 Billy contemplates an animal cracker</a> <br><a href="archive/448.html"> 448 Dolly keeps PJ from walking over the board game she's playing with Jeffy</a> <br><a href="archive/449.html"> 449 Split panel: Dolly smiles at a dyke friend, then winks at us</a> <br><a name="450"><a href="archive/450.html"> 450 Billy asks Thel something, at the restaurant named "Menu"</a></a> <br><a href="archive/451.html"> 451 Dolly explains something to Jeffy, palms up, as Thel listens </a> <br><a href="archive/452.html"> 452 Jeffy reprimands PJ, who's eating the rice instead of throwing it at the newlyweds</a> <br><a href="archive/453.html"> 453 Bil quizzically slams a book shut; all the kids are in his lap</a> <br><a href="archive/454.html"> 454 Jeffy contemplates a book with big pictures of Lincoln and Washington</a> <br><a href="archive/455.html"> 455 The fam enters a Fine Seafood joint; Billy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/456.html"> 456 Dolly wipes her mouth, walking away from PJ at his chair-table, and says something to Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/457.html"> 457 Thel tells something to a smudged-up Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/458.html"> 458 Jeffy ostentatiously carries a dirty diaper to the trash as Thel changes PJ</a> <br><a href="archive/459.html"> 459 Jeffy speaks on a big-ass cell phone while a radio blares</a> <br><a href="archive/460.html"> 460 Everyone's eating dinner; Billy points into the air and speaks</a> <br><a href="archive/461.html"> 461 Billy reads to Dolly from a paper he's writing, while Thel unpacks an electric pizza</a> <br><a href="archive/462.html"> 462 Color cartoon: Thel explains her needs to a furniture salesman who's showing her a green armchair</a> <br><a href="archive/463.html"> 463 Color: Bil hums happily to himself at his desk, as his coworkers look on in amusement or shock</a> <br><a href="archive/464.html"> 464 Jeffy, pencil and paper in hand, asks Thel something; PJ squats</a> <br><a href="archive/465.html"> 465 Thel points to one of Billy's collection of trinkets</a> <br><a href="archive/466.html"> 466 The kids 'help' Thel make the bed; Dolly speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/467.html"> 467 Billy explains to Jeffy why Dolly's sprawled out and Thel is collapsed in a chair in a wedding dress; Bil turns on the light</a> <br><a href="archive/468.html"> 468 Dolly, placing a tooth under her pillow, comments to Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/469.html"> 469 Billy talks to Santa as Thel furiously thumbs-down behind him</a> <br><a href="archive/470.html"> 470 Dolly and Billy off to school, in winter; Billy addresses a big dog</a> <br><a href="archive/471.html"> 471 Jeffy holds up a baseball to Bil; cartoon background is also a baseball </a> <br><a href="archive/472.html"> 472 Color: Thel and two friends take tea at a restaurant; Thel titters</a> <br><a href="archive/473.html"> 473 Dolly smugly comments to Jeffy on the "Snow White" title on the TV</a> <br><a href="archive/474.html"> 474 Color: The four kids give Thel a group hump, er, hug, with hearts</a> <br><a href="archive/475.html"> 475 Dolly cries as Billy rushes to catch a firefly on her turf</a> <br><a href="archive/476.html"> 476 Dolly is a proud flower girl; Jeffy comments</a> <br><a href="archive/477.html"> 477 Color: Jeffy's dotted line wanders all over the landscape; Bil's is straight</a> <br><a href="archive/478.html"> 478 Dolly reading from "Snow White" to Bil; Billy and Jeffy run away holding their ears</a> <br><a href="archive/479.html"> 479 Dolly, in rain gear, addresses Thel, looking wistfully out the door wearing a corncob housecoat</a> <br><a href="archive/480.html"> 480 The four kids examine a display of wedding gifts; Jeffy speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/481.html"> 481 Color: Bil at his studio door, making a point, carrying some FC cartoons</a> <br><a href="archive/482.html"> 482 Billy to Bil, as the kids exit Sunday School</a> <br><a href="archive/483.html"> 483 Billy addresses a bemused, well-dressed young couple who've just come in, confronting the family</a> <br><a href="archive/484.html"> 484 Thel is leafing through "School Supplies"; Dolly offers advice</a> <br><a href="archive/485.html"> 485 Color: Billy shows a picture of an airplane to Thel; both speaking</a> <br><a href="archive/486.html"> 486 At school, Dolly has a word for the big-haired blonde teacher</a> <br><a href="archive/487.html"> 487 Jeffy to Bil, as they're collecting rocks on a barren landscape</a> <br><a href="archive/488.html"> 488 Jeffy and PJ raiding the vanilla wafers; PJ has a handful; Jeffy, with just one, complains to someone off-panel</a> <br><a href="archive/489.html"> 489 Dolly (happy) and Billy (pissed) off to school; Jeffy throwing a hissy fit as Thel and PJ look on</a> <br><a href="archive/490.html"> 490 Dolly walks into the kitchen where Thel is working; comments on the mess under PJ's eating table</a> <br><a href="archive/491.html"> 491 PJ is on Thel's lap; Jeffy comes in, introducing some kid in an Alpine hat</a> <br><a href="archive/492.html"> 492 Bil, sitting on a tuffet, explains something to preppyish Billy</a> <br><a href="archive/493.html"> 493 Bil explains something to the 4 kids and Barfy, lined up before him; Christmas wreath in window</a> <br><a href="archive/494.html"> 494 Dolly complains to Thel about the middle-aged egg-headed guest in the living room</a> <br><a href="archive/495.html"> 495 Dolly comments to PJ, looking into the kitchen where Thel is frostily receiving the boys</a> <br><a href="archive/496.html"> 496 Color: Bil on the golf course flubs a putt; an indeterminate ethnic holds up the flag</a> <br><a href="archive/497.html"> 497 Thel, naked and mostly hidden behind a glass shower door, listens to shouts of "Mommy! Open up!" </a> <br><a href="archive/498.html"> 498 Billy talking to Bil as he sits on his lap; both look basted; Thel listens in</a> <br><a href="archive/499.html"> 499 The whole family, in Sunday best, meets a stranger in a suit; Bil speaking</a> <br><a name="500"><a href="archive/500.html"> 500 P.J., wearing a yellow Devo jumpsuit and a single tear, stands looking at a repulsive clown on the TV. </a></a> <hr> <a href="catsass.html">[ The Cat's Ass ]</a> <a href="http://www.zompist.com/dfcguide.shtml">[ HF's Inside Guide ]</a> <a href="http://www.zompist.com/">[ Zompist's Metaverse ]</a> </body> </html>