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<html> <head><title>The Night We Cloned Tieboy</title></head> <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <table width=100%> <tr><td> <h2><img src="illo/max.gif" alt="no, not max, this is tieboy" align=absmiddle> The Night We Cloned Tieboy</h2> <td> <a href="default.html"><img align=right border=0 src="home.gif" alt="Home page"></a> </table> <i>What do you do when a piano falls on tieboy? Clone him, of course! A <tt>#spinnwebe</tt> log from June 2, 2000. <p>Complicating and confusing things, Mrs. Dodge was about to have a baby, and, sensing tampering in his domain, God dropped by. <p>The performers were, I underline, working entirely without a safety net. By the way, in case it's not clear (and how could it not be clear?), the clone is named tieboy-- the original ends up being tieboy2. </i> <p><a href="spinn.html"> [ More SpinnStuff ] </a> <hr> <h3> Falling piano zone! </h3> <font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> I really belong under the piano, and not in the discussions</font> <br> tieboy politely lifts the piano <br> Bryan begins playing Maple Leaf Rag <br> zompist tosses an iron skillet at tie, to see if he can hold both that and the piano.</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Air Force One has a piano, according to the Perfect Dark Nintendo game.</font> <br> tieboy then remembers he's a weakling and collapses in agony <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> now look what you've done! you're wrecked the piano!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> to say nothing of tie.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> tie is replaceable</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> pianos are forever?</font> <br> zompist removes the skillet from tie's abdomen and tries to disengage tie from piano parts. <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Sol is forever. </font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> exactly</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> There Can Be Only One Sol. </font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> is this thing a white key or a vertebra?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> let me see that</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> vertebra</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Hit it. If it crunches, it's a vertebra</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> But it plays such a great C note!</font> <h3> The tieboy ingredient list </h3> <font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> am I replaceable?</font> <br> *** tieboy2 has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> sure, we can clone you, tie</font> <br><font color="#C00020"><<b>mdxi</b>> fuck. last week was Canadian Hax0r Week. is this week gonna be East Asian Hax0rs?</font> <br> Lots42 gets out the oven cleaner and the microwave bowl. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> they have h&x0rz in canada?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> They have computers in canada?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> i thought it was just maple syrup and shit.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> we can rebuild him. bigger, stronger, faster.. the KING OF SPAIN</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> moose shit.</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Apparently this is the Tie Boy Ingredient List.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Kilted Yaksmen</font> <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> yeah, but you know the whole copy of a copy thing</font> <br> Lots42 stirs in moose shit and kilted yaksmen <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Uh oh</font> <br> *** TheDodge is now known as DodgeAlert <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> We are in a labor standby...please stay tuned</font> <br> Lots42 drops in polaroids of old vacations and some cat hair.</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> oh boy.</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> Preparing to birth here?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Preparing To Clone Tieboy</font> <br> Bryan hides under the remnants of the piano, amid scattered vertebrae <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> We could be, someone in my house is throwing around the word "mucus plug" and it ain't me, for a change</font> <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> o/ send in the clones... o/</font> <br> Lots42 leaves the bowl outside to catch some bugs and rain. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> wait, then what do we do with this guy?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> throw him in the wood chipper, perhaps?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Tieboy 2 is a genetic imposterior</font> <br> Lots42 hides in the machine gun nest.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> Clear some room under the piano, I'm going in</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> there's nothing under the piano now but broken keys and tie bones, dodge.</font> <br><font color="#C00020"><<b>mdxi</b>> and even that is more "amongst" the piano</font> <br> Bryan scoots over <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> can you do something about my complexion when you clone me?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Cat hair is supposed to be illustrious and stuff. </font> <br> zompist throws a pineapple into the mixture. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> the noriega look is very in, tie.</font> <br> Lots42 fires randomly into the ceiling and pretends the plaster is snow. <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> I hate Florida.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> I hate plaster snow</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Rattatatatatatatat!</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> I'm allergic to plaster</font> <br> sol-D takes cover under the piano lid <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> All right... Everything seems to be cool, MrsDodge is eating a poptart...negative...a Toaster Streudel</font> <br> Lots42 blows out the sun roof <br> zompist starts up some of those scary-looking electrical machines from <i>frankenstein</i> <br> Bryan grips the B-flat wire tightly in hands, creeps up behind Lots <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> what flavour strudel? dodge, this is very important...</font> <br> Lots42 flees into the kitchen. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> toaster-flavored, he said.</font> <br> Bryan pursues <br> mdxi scrolls the channel 35.2 km to the left, out from under the falling plaster <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> is this gonna hurt?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> you just intermingled yourself with a piano, and you're grousing about a mere cloning?</font> <br> Lots42 quickly coats self with vegemite <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> Strawberry...repeat....strawberry!</font> <br> zompist sharpens the knives and heats up the iron rods. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> of course it won't hurt.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> it's clear!</font> <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> thanks, i feel better</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> Tell SAC to scramble the bombers...and take us to BabyCon 3</font> <br> Bryan stares at vegemite-covered Lots and backs out slowly <br> Lots42 watches the lights flicker <br> sol-D hands zomp a lime-jello soaked sponge <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> you forgot this</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> thanks, sol.</font> <br> zompist assembles the ingredients in a vague tie shape on the moveable slab.</font> <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> does it take long? Will I be up and about quickly?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Did anyone remember the nine volt battery?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> can we start the lightning storm, someone?</font> <br> Lots42 silently regrets the naked Reno polaroids put in the mixture.</font> <br> Bryan begins flying a kite <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> just scuff your feet a few times</font> <br> Lots42 flicks the lights on and off <br> sol-D runs outside in the rain, with a lightning rod <br> DodgeAlert rubs a cat while wearing a sweater <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> i don't have much energy really</font> <br> Bryan plans a picnic, insuring bad weather</font> <br> Lots42 runs out, showers, changes, runs back and in and hides in conversation pit. <h3> Something goes terribly wrong </h3> <font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> when i was at medical school they laughed at me! "you'll never clone a tieboy out of garden scraps!" but look at them now!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> all embroiled in malpractice suits and hmos!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> they said i was crazy! HAHAHASDHFAHFHDHAHHAHAHAHHHSAHHAAH!!</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> Yeah, and don't forget how that dude at Radio Shack was dissing you</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> is <i>that</i> the laugh of a crazy person?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> uhm, no</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> The dudes at the Radio Shack dis everyone.</font> <br> *** tieboy3 has joined #spinnwebe> <br><font color="#0000BB"><<b>tieboy3</b>> pop!</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeAlert</b>> Well, you were doing all right until your laugh had "F"'s in it</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> It's Alive!</font> <br><font color="#0000EE"><<b>tieboy2</b>> so what do i do with the new guy?</font> <br><font color="#C00020"><<b>mdxi</b>> insane laughter traditionally begins with "MUA"</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> i need ops for this.</font> <br> *** MrLuke sets mode: +o zompist</font> <br> Les_Miz falls asleep <br> Lots42 silently sneaks up and decorates Les_Miz with tinsel and garden hose <br> *** tieboy4 has joined #spinnwebe</font> <br><font color="#000088"><<b>tieboy4</b>> ploonk!</font> <br><font color="#0000BB"><<b>tieboy3</b>> um</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> goddammit, we don't even have lightning yet.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> THE NEW ONES HAVE TO EAT THEIR PREDECESSORS</font> <br> *** tieboy3 was kicked by zompist <br> *** tieboy3 has joined #spinnwebe <br> *** tieboy4 was kicked by zompist <br> *** tieboy4 has joined #spinnwebe <br> *** tieboy2 was kicked by zompist <br> *** tieboy2 has joined #spinnwebe <br> *** tieboy4 was kicked by zompist <br> *** tieboy4 has joined #spinnwebe <br> *** Tieboy5 has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> they're eager is all</font> <br> Lots42 goes to the movies, ensuring rain <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> hey, it's the tieboys!</font> <br> Tieboy5 drools on self <br> zompist listens as the sky thunders, a bit late.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> the new boy band sensation!</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> tieboy!</font> <br> mdxi hits his TTL <br> Tieboy5 hides from loud sky noises <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> er, shall we start the process which, uh, seems to be kind of well underway?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> damn, #5 is a dud</font> <br> Tieboy5 sucks thumb <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> er, yeah</font> <br><font color="#0000BB"><<b>tieboy3</b>> i'll leave til you're ready</font> <br> *** tieboy3 has left #spinnwebe <br><font color="#000088"><<b>tieboy4</b>> me too</font> <br> *** tieboy4 has left #spinnwebe <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> awfully kind of y'all.</font> <br> Tieboy5 slouches after 3 and 4 <br> *** Tieboy5 has left #spinnwebe <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> hooray!</font> <br> zompist cranks up the rheostats and put on some alan parsons project. <br> *** zompist2 has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#006060"><<b>zompist2</b>> oops</font> <br> *** zompist2 has left #spinnwebe <br> *** DodgeAlert is now known as TheDodge <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> dear god, just keep lots away from the machine</font> <br> sol-D grabs lots and stuffs him in her freezer <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> don't want 50 of these suckers running around</font> <br> Lots42 presses random buttons. On the microwave. <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Dodge, has the toaster streudel situation been successfully resolved?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> anything we do now is going to be anticlimactic, i think.</font> <br><font color="#A06000"><<b>BabyCon3</b>> Do not be alarmed, just follow all BabyCon3 procedure</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> mmmph mmmpph mmph! Mmm cherry. </font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> We have not had to escalate to cherry</font> <h3> The clone appears! Also, God. </h3> *** GOD has joined #spinnwebe <br> *** tieboy has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> God! </font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Is someone tampering with My domain?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> god.com?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Yes. ::points wildly::</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> daddy!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> er, that would be... </font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> all of us!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> group hug!</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> God. Where the hell ya been?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> I could've used your help on my neuroscience exam today</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Shit, god...you oughta drop by here more often</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> The Right Reverend Dodge thing alone should have incurred your wrath</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> I think the problem is with a time machine. Someone brought the clones back to the point before they were cloned.</font> <br> *** MrLuke sets mode: +o GOD <br> Lots42 group hugs a teddy and a drunk stranger <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> we need to test the clone, here.</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> tieboy: write humorous essays about temping!</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Please, don't encourage him</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> But let's face it, the Wrath of God kinda pales next to a pissed off poet</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> i'm an uncle temping temper, yes i am... i temped your uncle just the other day!</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Well, it's apparent we've already cloned Tie without actually starting the process. Who knew?</font> <br> Lots42 goes back to firing at the ceiling. <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> tieboy: say something disrespectful about mr. ben! </font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> First off, if you're gonna clone a spinnoff, why in the hell would it be tie</font> <br> GOD goes to surf for porn <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Why not?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Lots, it was abiogenesis. Simply mixing the ingredients and allowing them to stand at IRC temperature for a few minutes was all it took</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Other than, "It's his only chance at reproduction"</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Yeah, no shit</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> I wanted lightning!</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> he was mortally wounded</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I can't think of anything.</font> <br> Bryan shoots lightning out of ass <br> Lots42 wonders at what porn gets God off. <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> What is IRC temperature?</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Aaaah! Ass Lightning!</font> <br> sol-D is still holding the lightning rod <br> GOD shoots some lightning around <br> sol-D fries <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Oh, sorry</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> 0 Kelvin</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> I was gonna say 'room temperature' but that didn't seem appropriate</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> He likes octopus porn</font> <br> Lots42 retrieves the bowl of ingredients from the porch and starts dipping chips in it. <br> zompist takes the lightning rod and applies a few thousand volts to tieboy. <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> yowzers!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Ew. He's made out of vegetables</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Hey, don't dis your grandmother.</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> God is made out of veggies.</font> <br> *** MrLuke sets mode: +o tieboy2 <br> *** GOD was kicked by tieboy2 (I always wanted to do this) <br> *** GOD has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Can god create a channel he can't kick himself from?</font> <br> Lots42 slaps GOD around a bit with a large trout <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> I think Spinn is God.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Then you are a fool</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> the fool says in his heart, there is no spinn.</font> <br> tieboy needs a smoke <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> I'd let you into heaven now, if it weren't for your chronic masturbation habits</font> <br> Bryan tugs on God's robe <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Hey, tieboy?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Yowzuh?</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> YES?</font> <br> Bryan tugs harder on God's robe, trying to pull it off <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> I don't think we would say "yowza".</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> PERV</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Sorry, previous avatar, sir.</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Naked God. <br> sol-D grimaces</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I should say, rather, pip pip! eh what?</font> <br> Lots42 fires at God with AK47. <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> Is god bulletproof?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> tie, looking at you, I realize our butt is not that nice after all</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> I read a story once, where god died, and his body crashed into the ocean. People ended up eating his corpse</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> God tastes like frog legs.</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> The author is in a "special" place now</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> BBQ Deity</font> <br> TheDodge loads his AK25(base16) to fire at god <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Michael Moorcock, nooooo!</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> GOD QUAKE</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Michael Splitcock....nooooo!</font> <br> tieboy presents hindquarters *squeak squeak* /nicks tiebutt <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Can we swap days at work next week?</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> er</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> You want a day other than Sunday off?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> I don't want your job God, you only get Sundays off</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Um, no, I was speaking for tieboy for some reason</font> <h3>Family spat</h3> *** Jesus has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Hello, Dad!</font> <br> *** TheDodge is now known as RevDodge <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>RevDodge</b>> I tol' y'all this was gonna happen one day</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>RevDodge</b>> But you wouldn't listen to me!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Can we swap days at work next week?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> OK, you get the days, I'll take the nights.</font> <br> *** HolyGhost has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Even my clone is fucking me over</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Oh, shit. Where the fuck have you been?</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Cruising with the angles!</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> angels!</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Shit, i think i turned too much water into wine.</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Next time I have you nailed to a cross, stay there</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I thought for a moment he said "with the ankles".</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> dipshit</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> God, you can't speak to Jesus but through me</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Mom's pissed about that cross thing, you know.</font> <br><font color="#A06000"><<b>BabyCon3</b>> We have a downgrade order from HQ</font> <br><font color="#A06000"><<b>BabyCon3</b>> We're taking 'er back down to BabyCon4</font> <br> *** BabyCon3 is now known as BabyCon4 <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> I want out of the whole trinity, guys</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> Always get shafted</font> <br> Jesus fixes the pillow. <br> Jesus fixes the piano. <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>RevDodge</b>> I want in</font> <br> zompist deals dodge a hand. <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> Dodge, feel free</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> I'm off to bed</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> god sleeps?</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> Got a lot of smiting to do tomorrow</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> Goodnight, GOD.</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> HolyGhost you still owe me a thousand dollars.</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> Does God have feet?</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> GOD wanks, I imagine.</font> <br><font color="#EEEE00"><<b>GOD</b>> a *LOT* of smiting.</font> <br> *** GOD has quit IRC (Napster Bad!) <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> And GOD has really big feet.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>RevDodge</b>> It'll be cool</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>RevDodge</b>> Father, Son, TheDodge</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> God has stinky feet. He keeps them on the couch while watching Baywatch</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> god hates napster? ...what a wanker!</font> <br> Jesus merges with RevDodge <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> God has Diety Porn in his dresser. </font> <br> *** RevDodge is now known as MessiahDodge <br> HolyGhost hands Jesus/RevDodge sack of thousand gold dollar coins <br> *** tieboy2 sets mode: +o tieboy <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> There, ya fuckin ingrate</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>MessiahDodge</b>> A thousand pieces of gold?</font> <br> *** MessiahDodge is now known as Judas <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>HolyGhost</b>> Who let you do the whole water/wine trick</font> <br> Judas kisses Jesus <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> deities deal in currency?</font> <br> *** HolyGhost is now known as Romans</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>Judas</b>> See ya round, sucker!</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Whee! Beer and cheese and Yanni At The Aprocolips!</font> <br> *** Judas is now known as Pilate <br> Romans Charges at Jesus <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>Pilate</b>> Nail 'em</font> <br> *** Pilate is now known as TheDodge <br> *** TMR is now known as Mahir <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>Mahir</b>> Jesus! I KISS YOU!</font> <br> *** Mahir is now known as TMR <br> Romans nods to Jesus <br> Jesus turns Romans into tiny little bugs and stomps on them. <br> *** Romans is now known as tinylittlebugs <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Hey, y'all make sure we get adjoining suites in hell</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>tinylittlebugs</b>> ouch!</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> STOMP! STOMP! </font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>tinylittlebugs</b>> ouch, dammit, quit it</font> <br> Jesus turns zaps tinylittlebugs with ineffectual store bought bug killer. <br> tinylittlebugs coalesces into one giant bug <h3>The clones get close</h3> <font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> hey, tie, what do you think of zompist? <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Zompist? What can you say about someone who can't find the caps key?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> I imagine all sorts of nasty things</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I know you do.</font> <br> tieboy shares a special moment with tieboy2.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> don't touch me there</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> But it's me there.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> don't touch us there</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Eww! Self-Incest!</font> <br> *** tinylittlebugs is now known as BigGoddamnBug <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>BigGoddamnBug</b>> Gonna stomp me now, cross boy? <br> Jesus conjures up crazy aboriginies who eat bugs.</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>BigGoddamnBug</b>> I'm a Kafkaesque nightmare. No aborigines scare me</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Well, when you think about it, masturbation is a homosexual act.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> So, when you meet yourself, why not go all out? </font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> gotta point there</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> When I whack off I change my semen into beer. </font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> No sin there!</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> Pale ale?</font> <br> BigGoddamnBug spits digestive juices onto aborigines <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> and WHAT a point</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Tap The Rockies!</font> <br> BigGoddamnBug sucks up remnants <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> of course, we could argue for hours over who bottoms.</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>BigGoddamnBug</b>> Just flip a coin <br> Jesus throws sharpened cross at the BigGoddamnBug</font> <br><font color="#AAAA00"><<b>BigGoddamnBug</b>> ouch</font <br> *** BigGoddamnBug is now known as Bryan <br> Bryan returns to original form for final death scene <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Sigh. I'll bottom. You never want to try anything new, do you?</font> <br> Jesus summons JesusZord. <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Wait. Too late.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> argh! oh the humanity!</font> <br> Jesus performs Mepozian Happy Dance. <br> Bryan wipes sweat from brow <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Jesus, how 'bout hitting me with some wine?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Well, clones never really reach the full potential of the originals.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> People don't like clones, really.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> It's the big red noses, I think.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Clones shouldn't drink so much</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> At least you have an excuse</font> <br> Jesus changes all the water in Bryan's body into wine. <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Just the other day, Mom said "Why aren't you doing more? It's not like you're a clone."</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> hmmm</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Wow.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Mom always liked you best.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Now that's an interesting physiological problem. All the water is now ethanol</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Which I assume can readily dissolve across the cell membrane</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> No, she likes our sister best. What's her name again?</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Shirley</font> <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> Mary Magdalene.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> especially since she spat you out and I was assembled by unholy means out of random crap arranged on a slab.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Unfair of her, really.</font> <br> *** Bryan is now known as Kemlo <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Yeah, she gave my imaginary friend more props then she does you.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Your imaginary friend? Ha! </font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> You should hear what he says about you.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Have you seen him lately?</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> I named my imaginary friend Satan. People took it a little too seriously.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Any catholics here tonite?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> I need a favor</font> <br> tieboy remembers that he was created about half an hour ago. <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Kemlo</b>> But since ALL of the water was changed to ethanol, there wouldn't necessarily be any net movement</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Kemlo</b>> The sudden change from a highly polar substance to only a moderately polar substance, though, would radically alter the environment which all of the enzymatic proteins were operating.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Kemlo</b>> Which would probably render them completely functionless</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Those dancers in the Gap ads are the embodiment of All Evil. They rule Hell.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Kemlo</b>> Which would result in immediate, radical central neuropathy. And Instintaneous death.</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> You need someone to drive to the hospital pronto, Dodge?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> I want to test some military regulations, so, when JPII kicks it, I need to be elected Pope. I need to find out if that would preclude my military service</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> The chaplain I talked to didn't share my enthusiasm for the experiment</font> <br> *** Kemlo is now known as deadBryan <br> Jesus does a Lazurus on deadBryan. <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> I don't belong to a religion. And neither do I.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> That was my line.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Whose line is it, anyway?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Fucking originals think they can speak for us.</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> I'll talk with dad when he wakes up, see what I can do for you Dodge. </font> <br> *** deadBryan is now known as Bryan <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Thanks, Jesus</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> is the vatican considered an allied government?</font> <br> tieboy2 claims clone as a dependent <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Can I have an alliance?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> DAMMIT! allowance?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Yes</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Vatican City enjoys the same protection we would afford Switzerland, should they ask</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Or any other non-aligned nation</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> I don't think the chocolate is as good in Vatican City, though</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> whatever change you can find in the couch</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> i mean, can you serve in the government of a neutral country?</font> <br> TheDodge hacks a few systems and declares the United States as allied with Tieboyland <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Considering all the time you spend there, should be quite sufficient.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Tieboyland?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> It's cool, I just edited Thailand's profile</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> population 2 and growing!</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Sounds like a sick Billy Blank home workout video</font> <br><font color="#CCCC00"><<b>Jesus</b>> Jesus is tired. Jesus is going to take a blue pill and go to sleep. </font> <br> *** Jesus has quit IRC (Leaving) <br><font color="#00C000"><<b>TMR</b>> Jesus is a pill freak?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> wouldn't you be?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Crucifixion is fucking traumatic</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Oh, like you can talk</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> And I don't waste half my time on irc.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Every Sunday people eat his body and drink his blood, and they do this because they LIKE him</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Imagine what people who don't like him would do</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> it was his idea!</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> And talk about the neglect issues that boy has. Never met his dad.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> At least I'm not a shambling mound of vegetables</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I'm high in beta carotene, can you say the same?</font> <h3>Blonde or brunette?</h3> <font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Oh, which one of us is going on that date tomorrow?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> Neither of you</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> You can't date your hand in most states</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Clones are awfully sexy, don't you think?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Well, you are. But I'm biased.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>BabyCon4</b>> Dodge...open a beer, we are at BabyCon5</font> <br> *** BabyCon4 is now known as BabyCon5 <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Wait a sec... is she cute?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Your hand is female?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>TheDodge</b>> *whew* I was getting nervous there</font> <br> *** TheDodge is now known as DodgeNES <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Very cute</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Blonde or brunette?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Brunette</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> She wants to meet us in OAKLAND, on 38th & San Leandro. Okay? At midnight</font> <br> tieboy puts on a little Brut and combs his hair in a nonchalant wave. <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> Holy crap, tie</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Hubba hubba, massa! Tie-sa love you!</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> You can't go to Oakland, you're white</font> <br> Bryan begins sweeping plaster off the floor, whistling <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Shh! I'm trying to get my clone killed</font> <br> Les_Miz eats the plaster <br> Bryan shakes head <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Dodge, NES?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> Yeah, I'm playing Bionic Commando</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Ooohhhh, cool!</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> I loved that game. I respected it so much for not having a 'jump' button.</font> <br> tieboy checks the map carefully, circling the intersection in red. <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> It's a great neighborhood, cloney. Nothing to worry about</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> This clone is nothing like me. Combing hair? Wearing Brut? Checking maps?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> But we score exactly the same on the straight-acting test.</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> kids so rarely turn out as you want them to.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Yeah, 9. "Extremely Clony"</font> <br> tieboy hits Bryan with his purse. <br> *** sol-D has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Welcome back sol</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> heya, söl.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> oh, okay. now you're more like me</font> <br> sol-D hides under the piano <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> heya</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> What piano?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> the new one</font> <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> The one Jesus fixed. </font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Oh. Duh. Silly me.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> glad i have someone to help me apply all my ointments now</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> oingments?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> not if you kill him, you brute.</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> oing...oing...oing</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Yeah, not if you kill me, you... </font> <br> tieboy thinks about this. <br><font color="#804020"><<b>Lots42</b>> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> It's okay, cloney, we um, know karate</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> hi karate!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> i think you gave him a clue.</font> <br> *** Bryan is now known as karate <br><font color="#004000"><<b>karate</b>> Hiya tie</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>karate</b>> Hello tie2.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>karate</b>> What's up?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Hai!</font> <h3>We have a table?</h3> tieboy2 fills out tie's will and leaves all his stuff to himself <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Seems reasonable.</font> <br> *** karate is now known as Bryan <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> someday all this stuff will still be mine...</font> <br> tieboy picks tieboy2's wallet while he's leaning over the table. <br> *** Bryan is now known as tieboy5 <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> table? You think we have a table? Wah ha ha</font> <br> tieboy5 stumbles back in, half naked, drooling <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Have you even <i>been</i> to our apartment?</font> <br> tieboy5 sniffs at tieboy2 <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Of course not, I was created here in the channel.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> oh. well, we don't have a table.</font> <br> sol-D runs over and hides the knives from tieboy5 <br> Les_Miz hides the spoons too <br> tieboy5 sniffs at piano, accidentally pushing down a key, runs away, startled by sudden sound <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> here, guys: <<b>table</b>> <<b>tr</b>> <<b>td</b>> cell 1 <<b>td</b>> cell 2 <<b>/tr</b>> <<b>tr</b>> <<b>td</b>> cell 1.1 <<b>td</b>> cell 2.1 <<b>/tr</b>> <<b>/table</b>></font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> your very own table.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> mine MINE!</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Is he always this geeky?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> pretty much</font> <br> tieboy5 wanders out again, sucking on thumb <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> you call that a table? why, in my day...er..</font> <br> *** tieboy5 has left #spinnwebe <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> did tie die?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> clones coming in and out of existence! why, the interdimensional warping of the fabric of reality must have been unimaginable!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> clone? I... I'm sorry I tried to get you killed in gang warfare</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Aww.</font> <br> tieboy gives tieboy2 a big hug. <br> Bryan begins playing sappy background music on piano <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Ya big lummox, I can't stay mad at you.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> get off me! fag</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Ahhh, fit for an episode of full house</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I'm straight-acting, dammit.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> mmm... olsen twins</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> oh, right.</font> <br> tieboy2 hugs tieboy <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> this relationship really runs hot and cold.</font> <br> *** DodgeNES is now known as BobSagetNES <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>BobSagetNES</b>> Hey...I'm still reading this out of the corner of my eye</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> while your wife goes into contractions?</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> yes?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> We may need clone counseling</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>BobSagetNES</b>> That was funny!</font> <br> *** Bryan is now known as MaryKateOlsen <br><font color="#004000"><<b>MaryKateOlsen</b>> Daddy!</font> <br> MaryKateOlsen runs up to BobSaget <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I'm scared of clones.</font> <br><font color="#A06000"><<b>BabyCon5</b>> Dodge...open a beer, we are at BabyCon5</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> You <i>are</i> a clone, ya silly clone</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I know, isn't that the shit?</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>BobSagetNES</b>> Haven't you been watching the BabyCon notices</font> <br> *** BobSagetNES is now known as DodgeNES <br> Les_Miz ties Mary Kate to the piano <br><font color="#004000"><<b>MaryKateOlsen</b>> Autophobia, tie? <br> *** MaryKateOlsen is now known as Bryan</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> well, our friend Scott is a homophobic homosexual</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> That's not uncommon</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> he is afraid of himself?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> sad, though.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Internalized homophobia</font> <h3>Quadruple strikeout</h3> <font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Sol, will you go on a date with me? My clone can chaperone</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> She'd have to come out from under the piano</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> I can't. I'm practicing my ocarina</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> oohhh, ocarina!</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> I can almost play happy birthday!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Oh. Sure. I get it. yeah.</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> man, what a burn.</font> <br> sol-D plays a love ballad <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> tie, get used to that sort of response</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> "i'm practicing my ocarina ALL SUMMER."</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Can you go backwards and forwards in time?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> not yet</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> that takes practice</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Or an N64</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> What, no hot monkey sex?</font> <br> Les_Miz sings "Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking..." <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> They took away my monkey</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> They took away my sex</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Because you spanked it?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Well, he ran away, really</font> <br> DodgeNES sings Oh Margie, you came and you brought me a turkey <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Oh margey, you came and you found me a turkey..</font> <br> sol-D smacks dodge <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> Whoa, when me and Sol got synchronicity, that's pretty fucked up</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> what, I'm not someone good to synchronize with?</font> <br> sol-D gets all huffy <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> why don't we have that kind of symmetry, clone?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Sol, will you date <i>me</i>? My original can chaperone.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Oh, you?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> hmmm</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Nah.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> whew</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> That's symmetry.</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> dammit.</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> Sol, do you really feel comfortable with the thought of achieving oneness with TheDodge?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Not really</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> it's a scary thing</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> My point exactly, that's why it's fucked up</font> <br><font color="#C08000"><<b>DodgeNES</b>> Next thing you know, you're joining the AirForce and preaching to #jesus</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> tieboy, will you go out with me? Sol can chaperone</font> <br> tieboy chuckles. <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> those two are fit to be tied.</font> <br> Bryan begins tying up tieboy 'n clone <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Man, tieboy2, you're funny AND almost as cute as me. (sigh)</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> Now they are Siamese twins...joined at the pelvis.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> if only one of us had breasts</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> How did we get started on this?</font> <br> tieboy smokes some weed. <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> don't bogie that man, it's half our paycheck</font> <br> tieboy passes the roach to tie2. <br> Les_Miz sings Pass the doobie on the left hand side... <br> zompist is trying to decide if this is more or less fucked up than <i>being john malkovich</i>. <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Okay, it's been a fun evening of cloning, plaster, and Kafkaesque theology. Time to turn in.</font> <br><font color="#004000"><<b>Bryan</b>> Have a good night all</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> what are you turning in?</font> <br> *** Bryan has left #spinnwebe</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> why the hell does a clone have ops?</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> not that i'm prejudiced.</font> <br> *** zompist sets mode: -o tieboy2 <br> *** MrLuke sets mode: +o tieboy2 <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> whoa!</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Ha ha!</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> ha ha!</font> <br> *** tieboy2 sets mode: -o zompist <br> *** MrLuke sets mode: +o zompist <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> luke is now the enforcer of the status quo.</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> mrluke, can you feel the force?</font> <h3>Is it wrong to slip your clone tongue?</h3> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> is it wrong to shower with your clone?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> No</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> Is it wrong to slip your clone tongue?</font> <br> tieboy2 showers with Sol's clone <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> even after midnight?</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> just don't pick up the soap</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> soap?</font> <br> *** sol-D is now known as sol-D2 <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> Yes, darling</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> hey, i know your brother artie!</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> heh</font> <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> hehe</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> sol-d2, will you double date with me, tieboy and sol-D? I'm sure we could find a clone to chaperone.</font> <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> I don't think sol would like that</font> <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> besides, I have to practice my mandolin</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Sol-d, will you double date with me, tieboy2, and sol-d2?</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Man, we are batting zero tonight</font> <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> don't take no for an answer</font> <br> Les_Miz hands tieboy2 a rufie <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> why, that verges on harrassment, les!</font> <br><font color="#008080"><<b>zompist</b>> what's the matter with old-fashioned plying-with-double-scotches?</font> <br> tieboy2 swallows the rufie, passes out <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> Nooo...you were supposed to give it to sold-D2!</font> <br> tieboy has his way with tieboy2 while he's passed out <br> *** DodgeNES is now known as BionicDodgeCommando <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> Oh no, she's coming!</font> <br> sol-D2 hides <br> *** sol-D2 is now known as sol-D <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> she's faking it...</font> <br> tieboy2 awakens, feeling violated but very satisfied <br> tieboy does <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> a</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> lot</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> of</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> this</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> so</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> that</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> tie2</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> can't</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> read</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> the</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> scrollback</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> too late, slowclone</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> You were, allow me to say.... fa-bu-lous.</font> <br> *** sol-D2 has joined #spinnwebe <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> Ah HA</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> My clone! we meet at last!</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> shouldn't you be practising your mandolin?</font> <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> Uhm, yeah, I'm right on that. really</font> <br> zompist is hoping to hear the mandolin/ocarina concert soonest. <br> sol-D blushes <br><font color="#404040"><<b>Les_Miz</b>> Hmmm...mandolin and ocarina...would that be a Macarena?</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> we're not that good</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> So, whaddya say about that double-date proposal?</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> We'll come by bright and early with the Miata.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> No thanks. You're an icky boy</font> <br> sol-D scrunches her face in disgust <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Double zero, bro.</font> <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> I don't know. It seems like a good idea</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> well, maybe you shouldn't have raped me in front of her.</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> Might have hurt our chances</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> Shush, dude!</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> besides, you said it was OK.</font> <br> sol-D drags her clone under the piano <br> zompist averts his eyes discreetly. <br><font color="#600060"><<b>sol-d2</b>> help mfff!ttttoppppp!</font> <br> *** sol-D2 has quit IRC (HELP!) <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> I can't believe you killed your clone in front of my clone</font> <br><font color="#0000DD"><<b>tieboy2</b>> He'll be hours getting to sleep tonight</font> <br><font color="#0000FF"><<b>tieboy</b>> I'm shocked... more so, really.</font> <br><font color="#800080"><<b>sol-d</b>> she deserved it. the tramp</font> <hr><center><a href="default.html"><img border=0 src="home.gif" alt="Home page"></a></center> </body>