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<p><font face="Arial" color="#FF0000" size="7">What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?</font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="3"><b>If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port<br>
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort<br>
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort<br>
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report</b></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="3"><b>If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash<br>
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash<br>
And your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn’t hash<br>
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!</b></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="3"><b>If the label on the cable on the table at your house<br>
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse<br>
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol<br>
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall<br>
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss<br>
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse<br>
Then you may as well reboot the thing and go out with a bang<br>
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, then the sucker’s gonna hang!</b></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="3"><b>When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk<br>
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC<br>
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,<br>
Quickly pull the plug and then be sure to tell your mom!</b></font>
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