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<strong><i><u><span style='font-size:18.0pt'>Infrequently Asked Questions</span></u></i></strong></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>1. Where do I find <span class=SpellE>Oster</span>
</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>blender </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'>parts? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Try <span class=SpellE>Corbets</span> Ace
Hardware in Kentfield.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>2. Do you sell appliance parts?</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> No. <span class=GramE>Repairs only.</span></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>3. Do you give free estimates? </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Sorry. No free estimates.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>4. Are </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>small appliances </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>worth fixing
these days? </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Not unless it's a
minor problem like a bad cord. I charge a $10 exam fee to
examine </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span class=GramE>small</span>
appliances under $100 and $20 for items over $100.The exam fee goes toward the
repair.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>5. Where can I find a powerful </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>ice cube crusher</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF80FF'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>for
under $15<span class=GramE>?.</span> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>Go to the hardware store and buy the biggest vise</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>grips</span> you can find.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>6. What's cheaper and faster than a </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>juicer</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>
for juicing veggies and fruits? </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>An <span class=SpellE>Oster</span> blender, some milk or water and a</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>large</span> strainer. Order a baby food jar from <span
class=SpellE>Oster</span> for hard to blend foods.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>7.</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>I'm having trouble sleeping
with <span class=GramE>all the</span> racket I have to put up with every night.
Come on - what <u>really</u> works </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> <span class=GramE>after</span>
everything else fails?</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Get a construction
site </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>hearing protector</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#00FF40'> headset (earmuffs)</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> from <span class=SpellE>Jacksons</span>
Hardware with a 27 or </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>higher</span> db rating and keep it by the bed </span><b><span
style='font-size:24.0pt;color:blue'>or </span></b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>buy the world's finest natural ear plugs at <a
href="http://www.earplugsonline.com"><span style='color:lime;text-decoration:
none;text-underline:none'>www.earplugsonline.com.</span></a></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>8. I've got a pile of spent batteries I
feel guilty about but <span class=SpellE>ni</span>-cad <span class=SpellE>rechargeables</span>
don't have the power of <span class=SpellE>alkalines</span>.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> What's the answer?</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Try rechargeable
nickel-metal hydrides or the new <span class=SpellE>lithion</span> ion
rechargeable batteries.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>9. My parakeets are getting louder and
louder<span class=GramE> and</span> people are starting to complain. What
can I do? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Replace one of
their old toys with a new toy. If this fails then place an unfamiliar object
close to or inside the cage.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> They'll quiet
down.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>10. Name two household cleaners that really
work. </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=SpellE><span class=GramE>Trisodium</span></span></span><span class=GramE><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>phosphate</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF80C0'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>(TSP) </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>and </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>Simple Green</span><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>- both at hardware
stores.</span></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>11. My </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>garbage disposer</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> walked off
the job. What do I do now? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Push
the little red</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'> <u>reset</u></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>button
on the bottom or side. (<span class=GramE>you'll</span> have to look for it).
Use a <span class=SpellE>diposer</span> wrench or crank in the</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>little</span> hole on the bottom center </span><strong><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;color:yellow'>or</span></strong><strong><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;color:red'> </span></strong><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>a broom handle inserted into the top opening
in the sink. The idea is to <span class=SpellE>unjam</span> the</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>grinding</span> disk if it's stuck.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>12. My brain is having trouble keeping
up with the challenge of everyday life. </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>Is there a gadget that will force my</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>brain</span> to smarten up without any effort on my part ?
Check out</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'><a href="http://www.centerpointe.com"><span
style='color:fuchsia'>www.centerpointe.com.</span></a></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>13. My</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'> electric dryer </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>runs ok but
there's no heat. What's wrong? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Snap the dryer circuit breaker back
and forth several times before you call me for service.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>14. The new appliances in the stores look
fancy but pretty chintzy to me. How do I know which ones are the best buy?</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Go</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>to
the library or online and check </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>Consumer Reports. </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Whirlpool
appliances with no electronic circuit boards </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>are</span> fairly safe bet. The new appliances have </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>fancy digital displays</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> controlled by circuit boards that are
expensive to</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>replace</span>, and prone to early failure. Not the best choice.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>15. Every time I get a urinary infection I
have to pay for a doctor visit and expensive pills. Isn't there a natural</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> <span class=GramE>medicine</span>
the doctor won't tell me about? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Some folks
have had good luck with</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><u><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>pure</span></u><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>
</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>cranberry juice </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>from Trader Joes. One theory claims a
polymer in </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>the</span> juice makes the bladder wall too slippery for bacteria to
attach themselves with their hooks. How cruel!</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>16. For years I've been suffering pain in my
joints. A month ago I forgot to buy my usual cheese and noticed</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> <span
class=GramE>the</span> pain subsided and disappeared. Was the cheese somehow
causing my pain? </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>Could be.</span></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Also try
the </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>Q-Ray Bracelet (<a
href="http://www.Q-Ray.com"><span style='color:lime'>Q-Ray.com</span></a>) </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>for $100. It works!</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>17. I'm sick of cleaning leaves out of
my gutters. Is there a solution that really works? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Not really. The screens come off in storms
and the gadgets tend to plug up with debris. The simplest and cheapest </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>helpers</span> are the wire domes that fit into the downspouts.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>18. My yard is really ugly looking and I
don't have the money or time to landscape it. What do you suggest? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Pick up
some bags of </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>Green All Micro
bark </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>($5 a bag).</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Clear away the loose debris and spread the
bark on the bare</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>areas</span>. Just water the areas you want to
maintain. </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>19. Sometimes I start to do something but
then I forget what it was I was supposed to do. I seem to be getting worse.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Call around (Office depot, Longs drugs,
Radio Shack) and see who carries</span><span class=GramE><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>digital</span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> voice
recorders.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Get one that has a plastic holder. Tie a
shoelace or chain through the plastic holder, hang it around your neck and use
it.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Check</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span class=SpellE><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;color:lime'>Centerpointe</span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'> Research </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>audio
tapes which stimulate memory.</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><a
href="http://www.centerpointe.com"> </a><a href="http://www.centerpointe.com"><span
style='color:lime'>www.centerpointe.com.</span></a></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>20. Do you have a natural remedy for acid
stomach? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Raw fruits and vegetables are great for
healing the stomach lining. If you eat a bit too much at a meal wait at least</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>1 hour (2 is better) and take small swigs of</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>Aloe
Vera Juice</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> from Trader Joes.
The gallon size - green label- </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
class=GramE><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>plain</span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> tasting is best. Plain water between meals
works well also.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>21. I just bought a new </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#00FF40'>dishwasher</span><span style='font-size:
13.5pt'> and I'm wondering how I can make it last a long time? </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>The most common</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>damage</span> occurs when glassware clinks together from the force
of the water and cracks. The pieces fall down into</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>the</span> well, and in poorly designed units, get past the filter
into the pump.</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'> What happens
next is x-rated.</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> The same</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>thing</span> can be achieved with olive pits, cherry stones and
other paraphernalia left on dirty dishes.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>22. I just put in a new </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>faucet</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>
and the water volume is half what it should be. I unscrewed the spout aerator
and</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> <span class=GramE>removed</span>
rust particles lodged inside - but then it started to drip! Why is this
happening to me? </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> When an
old water shut-off valve from under the sink is closed and re-opened, it
releases rust, especially with old</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>pipes</span>. The rust particles get underneath the washers and
allow water to leak through. The easy way out is to turn </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>the</span> water on and off rapidly to blast out the particles. If
that fails, remove the washers and clean or replace <span class=GramE>them .</span></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Unscrew
the spout filter/aerator & turn the water on full blast to carry
away the rust.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>23. My </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>refrigerator</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> has water in the
bottom and now it's running out onto the floor. What is causing that?</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> The
freezer drain is plugged or the defrost system has a failed component. <span
class=GramE>Time to give me a call.</span></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>24. My </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:lime'>toilet </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>flushes all by itself.
How come? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> Your stopper is leaking, the water
level <span class=GramE>drops ,</span> and the fill valve allows more water to
come in. What</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>you</span> hear is the tank <u>refilling</u>.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>25. What is the ultimate solution for
protecting my computer operating system and valuable files? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>Use DVD's and external hard drives with
a backup program.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'>26. As I get older I worry about hearing loss. Can
this be prevented? </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> This is
what I <span class=GramE>did :</span> After watching rock stars wearing hearing
aids it dawned on me that loud sound vibrations can</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>damage</span> my delicate hearing mechanism. I began to put</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:lime'>foam
earplugs</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;color:red'>in my ears and reduce the intensity of noisy</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>environments</span> while still hearing what was going on. The end
result was an increase in my sensitivity to</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>sound</span>. <span class=SpellE>Centerpointe</span> Research also
developed a cassette audio tape called </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'>Silent <span class=SpellE>Stim</span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> which gives your hearing</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> a<span
class=GramE> tune</span>-up.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>27. I have a bad case of poison oak. How can
I stop the itching?</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Apply </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'>heat</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> to the itch.
Run a stream of </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>hot water</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>, as hot as you can stand, over the itch
until it stops tickling. This </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>takes</span> about 30 seconds. Relief lasts for hours. Wash the
rash with soap and hot water to wash away the oil. To speed</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>healing</span>, it helps if you can keep the affected area
uncovered. Clothing that rubs back and forth spreads the rash,</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
class=GramE>especially</span> when sweating.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>28. How can I get rid of graffiti?</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>The absolute best graffiti remover is </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>Titan Oil <span class=SpellE>Flo</span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> from <span class=SpellE>Hagels</span>
Janitorial Supply in </span><st1:City><st1:place><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:#FF3300'>San Rafael</span></st1:place></st1:City><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> or any <span class=SpellE>jantorial</span>
supply</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>outlet</span>. Forget the toxic products in the hardware store. Go
with the best.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>29. What is the best adult shoot-<span
class=SpellE>em</span>-up video game of all time? </span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>Go online with Unreal Tournament. Free
download available at <a href="http://www.download.com">http://www.download.com</a></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>
Specify the original </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>Game of
the Year </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>(GOTY) version
from 1999.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>30. What is the most effective way to avoid
headaches, colds, and general malaise (feeling crummy)?</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'>Drink water </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>between</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>meals</span> whether you are thirsty or not and </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>don't overeat</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'>. Stop eating when you are almost full.
Lack of sufficient H2O in</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>the</span> body to flush out the waste after a meal slows the
elimination process and encourages bacterial growth.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>Microorganisms multiply in food waste</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> and their waste in turn results in
headaches, colds and illness. These are</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>symptoms</span> of the body cleansing itself. Short walks
(exercise) after periods of inactivity will quickly</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>revitalize</span> the body and restore a feeling of well being. I
know this works because I stopped suffering from colds, fevers</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> <span
class=GramE>and</span> headaches once I began to follow these simple rules. A
diet of fresh fruits, vegetables and vegetable proteins</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:#FF3300'> (<span
class=GramE>cooked</span> grains, nuts and seeds [raw, unsalted] will clear up
most digestive problems.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>31. Tired of persistent calls from
telemarketers?</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>For a measly twenty bucks you can save
yourself a lot of aggravation with a tiny plug in device called <a
href="http://www.phonex.com/prd_ezh.htm">Easy Hang Up</a>. It's</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>��� </span><span class=GramE>simple</span> to install
and fun to push the button that plays the message and disconnects the caller.
Just make sure it really is a</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> <span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>��� </span><span class=GramE>telemarketer</span> and
not an important call from your boss.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>32. What is the best source of interactive
music on the web?</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'> <span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>��
</span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>Check out SLACKER RADIO </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'><a href="http://www.slacker.com"><span
style='color:lime'>http://www.slacker.com</span></a></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> and their new G2 portable radio.</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>33. I have a twitch in my eyelid and in the
muscle below my eye. How can I make it stop?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>��� </span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>�</span>In
some cases a </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>vitamin</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'>deficiency</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> can
cause the electrical <span class=SpellE>biocircuits</span> in your body called
neurons to discharge at random<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>����
</span><span class=SpellE><span class=GramE>intervals.Try</span></span> Trader
Joes</span> <span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>high potency multivitamins
and minerals at mealtime if you haven't already. It worked for me.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>34. Do you treat your dog as a human being or
as a dog?<span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>� </span>Did you know that dog rules of
social behavior differ <span class=GramE>from</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>��� </span><span
class=GramE>human</span> rules?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>�� </span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>�</span>Learn
to understand and master your dog instead of your dog mastering you.<span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>�� </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>���
</span>Rent out </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>�The Dog
Whisperer� </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>on</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'> </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'>DVD.<span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>� </span>Your dog will thank you.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>35. My refrigerator/freezer quit working and
I�m losing food while I wait for the repairman. What shall I do?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>����
</span>Pick up two bags of </span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>dry
ice (not regular ice)</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> at the
nearest liquor <span class=GramE>store,</span> put one on the top shelf in the
freezer </span></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000"> </font><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> compartment<span class=GramE> and</span>
one on the top shelf in the refrigerator. It will keep the food from spoiling.
Never take chances</span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> with thawed
and refrozen<span class=GramE> food</span> especially meat and dairy products,
which favor the rapid growth of bacteria. </span></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000"> </font><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>
It�s safer to throw out the food than risk </span><span class=GramE><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>food</span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'> poisoning</span><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;color:red'>.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'>36. I purchased three different </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>cold medicines</span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> recently and none of them effectively relieved my
symptoms the way they</span></p>
<p><font size="4"> </font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt'> have<span
class=GramE> in</span> the past. What happened to cause this?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>���� </span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> What happened is this: Clandestine labs have
sprung up across </span><st1:country-region><st1:place><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;color:red'>America</span></st1:place></st1:country-region><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> to cash in on the increasing popularity of <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>���� </span><span class=GramE> methamphetamines</span></span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>. One of the <span class=GramE>main<span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>� </span>ingredients</span> in manufacturing crystal <span
class=SpellE>meth</span> is </span><span class=SpellE><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;color:yellow'>pseudoephedrine</span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'> hydrochloride</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>, </span></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000"> </font><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>
a nasal <span class=GramE>decongestant</span> found in cold medications. Many
retailers have moved all products containing <span class=SpellE>pseudoephedrine</span> </span></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000"> </font><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>
<span class=SpellE>hcl</span> into the<span class=GramE> pharmacy</span> in an effort to discourage this
activity. You can still get the real deal instead of </span><b
style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><span lang=EN style='color:yellow;
mso-ansi-language:EN'><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylephrine"
title=Phenylephrine><span style='color:yellow;text-decoration:none;text-underline:
none'>phenylephrine</span></a></span></b><b style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><span
lang=EN style='color:red;mso-ansi-language:EN'>,</span></b></p>
<p><span style="color: #FF0000"><b> </b>
</span><span lang=EN
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red;mso-ansi-language:EN'> </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>which is only<span class=GramE> half</span> as effective, by showing your photo id and
signing a statement that goes into the computer. This data<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>����
</span><span class=GramE> can</span> help the DEA locate anyone who is
purchasing large quantities for alternative purposes.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;'>37. What major appliances would you
recommend for purchase?</span></p>
<p><font size="4"> </font><o:p> <font size="4">
<font color="#FF0000">Whirlpool and Kitchenaid with</font><font color="#FFFF00"> <b><u>no
electronics </u></b></font></font><font size="4" color="#FF0000">is a safe
choice - if you can still find one.</font></o:p></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>������ </span><span class=GramE> </span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:yellow'>Whirlpool Duet Front Loader</span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>� </span>or </span><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'>Whirlpool </span><font color="#00FF40">
<span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>Direct Drive</span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:yellow'> Top Loader</span><font size="4" color="#FF0000">
are good choices in washing machines. </font></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000">
</font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>The </span><font color="#00FF00">
<span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>front loader </span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>uses much less water than the top
loader </span><font color="#00FF40"><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>but </span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'><font color="#00FF00">costs</font><span class=GramE><font color="#00FF00">
</font></span></span><span class=GramE><font color="#00FF40">
<span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>more</span></font></span><font color="#00FF40"><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'> </span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>to purchase and repair. The </span>
<font color="#00FF00"><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>top loader </span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>uses</span></p>
<p><font size="4" color="#FF0000">
</font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'> more water </span>
<font color="#00FF40"><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>but </span></font><font color="#00FF00">
<span
style='font-size:13.5pt;'>costs less </span></font><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'>to purchase and repair.<o:p> Take your pick.</o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt;color:red'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>���
</span><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>����</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><span style='font-size:13.5pt'><span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>������ </span><span
style='mso-tab-count:1'>�� </span></span><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
color:red'><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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