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style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-no-proof:yes'><img
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style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p align=center style='margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align:center'><b><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Click on the links
below to view these short movies.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p align=center style='margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align:center'><b
style='mso-bidi-font-weight:normal'><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-no-proof:yes'><img width=717 height=4 id="_x0000_i1026"
src=line1.gif></span></b><b><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p style='margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt'><b><span style='font-size:24.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> </span></b><b><span style='font-size:
8.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.rlrubens.com/automotive.html">A Collection of Hilarious
Automotive Jokes </a></span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif"'>(click to be taken to another page where you can select
from the array of great ones available) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The
Monkey Joke: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/MonkeyJoke.wmv">Microsoft
format- .<span class=SpellE>wmv</span></a> or <a
href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zSi-yCV-gQ4">YouTube</a><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span></span></b><b><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(an old but funny joke, told in a new
and hilarious format) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>MasterCard
Commercial--Priceless!<span style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span><a
href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/MasterCard.asf">Microsoft format- .<span
class=SpellE>asf</span></a> or <a
href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aySEdLaEDc8">YouTube</a> </span></b><b><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(a couple at the end
of a date, outside her family's front door) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Child
Rearing: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/grocery.avi">Microsoft format</a>
or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ">YouTube</a> </span></b><b><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(an ad for an
unexpected product) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/TSAThemeSong.wma">Jet Plane </a></span></b><b><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>("The TSA Theme
Song"; ~ 3.3 Megs) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Copper
Clappers: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/copperclappers.WMV">Microsoft
format</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGtb1t9iVw">YouTube</a>
</span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(Johnny
Carson and Jack Web) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Library
Blonde: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/LibraryBlonde.wmv">Microsoft
format</a> or <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHX2mvFVQMs">YouTube</a>
</span></b><b><span style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(In
the library) </span></b><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Bulldog <span
class=GramE>Exercise :</span> <a
href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/BulldogSkateboard.wmv">Microsoft format-
.<span class=SpellE>wmv</span></a> or <a
href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8XAlSp838Y">YouTube</a><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span></span></b><b><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(not-so-stupid pet trick) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>In the
Waiting Room: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/cellphones.wmv">Microsoft
format- .<span class=SpellE>wmv</span></a> or <a
href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usB6SRbTn4k">YouTube</a><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span></span></b><b><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(an amusing cellphone drama) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>The Piano
Brothers: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/PianoBrothers.wmv">Microsoft
format- .<span class=SpellE>wmv</span></a> or <a
href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg57X3lFFyQ">YouTube</a><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span></span></b><b><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(an unusual musical performance) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>Motorola
Commercial: <a href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/motorola.asf">Microsoft
format- .<span class=SpellE>asf</span></a> or <a
href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSvDilR8sLo">YouTube</a><span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'> </span></span></b><b><span style='font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(a woman reading a book, then dialing
the telephone) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><a
href="http://www.rickrubens.com/HUMOR/foreplay.mpg">Foreplay </a></span></b><b><span
style='font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'>(goings on in the
bedroom; ~ 1.5 Megs) <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p><b><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'> <o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
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style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"'><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
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