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<td valign="top" style="width: 117px"><p align="left" class="style491">
<a
href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/Intelligence Update.htm">
<font
color="#000000" face="Arial"><u>Covert Comic
Home Page</u></font></a></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Tradecraft.html">
<span class="style21">Tradecraft</span></a></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Contact Report.htm">
<span class="auto-style26">Contact Report</span></a></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Universal Intelligence Estimate.htm">
<span class="auto-style15">Universal Intelligence Estimate</span></a></p>
<p align="left">
<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/Catwalk_of_Spies.html">
<span class="auto-style15">Catwalk of Spies</span></a></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_PostTopSecret.html">
<span class="auto-style15" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-themecolor: background1">
PostTopSecret</span><span class="auto-style16" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-themecolor: background1; text-decoration:none">™</span></a></p>
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<a href="CC_My_War_On_Terror!.htm"><span class="auto-style15">My W</span><span class="style491"><font color="#000000"
face="Arial">ar On Terror!</font></span></a></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_The Naked Intelligence Officer.htm">
<span class="style21">The
Naked Intelligence Officer</span></a></p>
<p class="style491"><font face="Arial"><a href="CC_Real_Men_Don't_Get_Published.htm">
<font color="#000000">Real Men Don't Get Published</font></a></font></p>
<p class="style491"><a href="CC_Who_Killed_CC.htm">
<font color="#000000"
face="Arial">Who Killed The Covert Comic?</font></a></p>
<p class="auto-style3"><a href="CC_HUMINT_Rights.htm"><span class="style21">
Universal Declaration of Humint Rights</span></a></p>
<p><a href="CC_PETA.htm">
<font color="#000000"
face="Arial"><span class="style491">PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of
Americans</span></font></a><font
face="Arial"><em><span class="style491"> </span> </em></font></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Secrets_of_911!.htm">
<span class="style21">Secrets
of 9/11</span></a> <em>(Recently unclassified!)</em></p>
<p class="auto-style3"><a href="CC_Spaiku.htm">
<font color="#000000"
face="Arial"><u>Spaiku!</u></font></a><font face="Arial"> </font>
<font
color="#000000" face="Arial"><em>(CIA haiku
poetry from the Covert Comic! "Spooky" - USA
Today)</em></font></p>
<p class="style64"><font size="1" class="style491"><a href="CC_Black%20Matters.htm">
<span class="style21">Black Matters</span></a><em> (The world's most
classified poetry)</em></font></p>
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<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Intelligence_Underground.htm">
<span class="style21">Intelligence Underground</span></a> <em>(Spookiest of the spooks)</em></font></p>
<p class="style491"><a href="Question_This.htm">
<font color="#000000" face="Arial">Form 22C: Questioning Authority</font></a></p>
<p><a href="CC_Covert_Agents.htm">
<font color="#000000"
face="Arial"><u><span class="style491">Intelligence Agents</span></u></font></a><font face="Arial"><em><span class="style491">
</span> </em></font>
<span class="auto-style1">
<font face="Arial"><em>(Classified links and communiqu�s)</em></font></span></p>
<p class="style491"><a href="CC_Contacts.htm">
<font color="#000000"
face="Arial"><u>Contact The Covert Comic</u></font></a></p>
<p class="style491"><font color="#000000" face="Arial"><strong>Copyright
1998-2018. All rights reserved.</strong></font></p>
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<strong>The Covert Comic</strong></p>
<p class="auto-style6">
<strong>Weekly Intelligence Briefing</strong></p>
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<img height="360" src="CC_Drink%20Deep.jpg" width="273"></p>
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<p class="auto-style18">
(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)</p>
<p class="auto-style30" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
If history is written in blood, it's redacted with urine. –
<a href="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Real_Men_Don't_Get_Published.htm">
Tradecraft</a></p>
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<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">●<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>S</span><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">ecret
Scarehead of the Week.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>
WAKE-UP CALL FOR NSA TRACED BY NSA TO CIA</span></p>
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<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
●<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">To state
some depressing fact, and then follow with '... but there's a downside,'
is cheap, unoriginal hack comedy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>... But there's a downside.</span></p>
<p class="auto-style18">
<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">●<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>Here in America we make our own choices – but the parts are
manufactured in China.</span></p>
<p class="auto-style18">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
●<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span>
<span style="line-height: 115%; color: black">One good test is worth a
thousand expert opinions – but there are a thousand expert opinions on
what constitutes a good test.</span></p>
<p class="style632">
<u><span style="line-height: 115%; color: black">Executive Intelligence
Summary</span></u></p>
<p class="style632">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span style="line-height: 115%; color: black">'Whatever doesn't kill me'
is the null set.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p> </o:p>
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<p class="auto-style18">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">How often
the one who has our back is the one we wish would get off it.</span></i></p>
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<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
●</span> </span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
Too much blood has been spilled as a result of CIA counterterrorism
operations.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Effective
immediately, all counterterrorism operatives will be required to use a
pour spout</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black">.</span></p>
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● </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
'</span></span></span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%;">Small
is beautiful' is big and getting bigger.</span></p>
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<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
● </span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
March 2<sup>nd</sup>: Employee Appreciation Day</span></p>
<p class="auto-style18">
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
March 8<sup>th</sup>: International Women's Day</span></p>
<p class="auto-style18">
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
March 9<sup>th</sup>: Sleep On Sofa After Making Totally Innocent Joke
Day</span></p>
<p class="auto-style18">
<span class="style615">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
● </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Motivational Secret of the Week.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span></span></span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">Letting
your inner light shine too brightly reveals your skeletal structure and
is upsetting to small children.</span></i></p>
<p class="style632">
<u><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">
Executive Intelligence Summary</span></u></p>
<p class="style632">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">Going
nowhere, and not going anywhere, are two different things.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="style616">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">I am my
area denial weapon.</span></i></p>
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<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style615">●</span><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">I've
always wanted a career in the foreign service.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>I'm sure he won't mind if I borrow his.<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
– context classified</i></span></p>
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<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
●</span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">What
shall it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul (I'm
talking after-tax profits)?</span></p>
<p class="style616">
<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style615">●</span><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
Allen Ginsberg's thought 'first thought, best thought' could not have
occurred prior to his third thought.</span></p>
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<span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style615">●</span><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span>
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A motivational speaker was stabbed by one of his students. This
either officially qualifies him as the worst motivational speaker ever,
or the best. – <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<a href="file:///C:/Users/Honey/Documents/My Web Sites/www.covertcomic.com/CC_Real_Men_Don't_Get_Published.htm">
Real Men Don't Get Published</a></i></span></p>
<p class="style614">
<u><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">
Motivational Secret of the Week</span></u></p>
<p class="style614">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">
<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">We're
fools whether we dance or not – so why get all sweaty?</span></i><u><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black"><o:p></o:p></span></u></p>
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