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Let the facts lie for themselves.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
<o:p></o:p>The world is your walk-in.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</p>
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<o:p>The real redaction is the declassification.<o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p><span class="style234">And ye shall be known by the truth, after which the
truth shall set you free.</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
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<span class="style234">Secret 83.2.
</span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style234">Good intel assets get you promoted. Bad intel assets get you
intel.</span></p>
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<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">SpookSpeak.</span></b><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">Cleared <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">adj.</i></span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">1. Officially granted access to classified information.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">2. Sold at a discount.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">3. Removed as unwanted refuse.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">4. All of the above, more or less in that sequence.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
The ultimate no-lone zone is your cranial cavity.</p>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style235">
Every intelligence briefing
is a catwalk of spies.<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
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<span class="style204">Secret 24913060.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">The
exception grooves the rule.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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I'm damned if I do, but
only darned if I don't.<o:p></o:p></p>
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mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
You are what you spot, assess, develop, recruit and handle.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
The true Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility is your soul.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style222" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style180">Every Special
National Intelligence Estimate is a catwalk of spies.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
<o:p></o:p>*</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
'Intelligence Sources &
Methods Involved?' I didn't even know they were dating!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></span><span class="style233"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
" class="style234">Is it that a
lot of stuff looks like the Virgin Mary, or that the Virgin Mary looks
like a lot of stuff?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">For 95% of the world, the most effective form of sabotage is
nonintervention.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";" class="style234">SpookSpeak.</span></b><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style233"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span></span>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style234">Digress <em>v.</em><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><em>[Portmanteau of di- (twofold, double) + progress (to develop
toward a more advanced state)]</em><span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>To be twice as informative and enlightening.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style240">
<span class="style180">You can tell a lot about a
person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by.</span></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style233">
<span class="style204">Secret 31150.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">Either it's
</span>
</span>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";" class="style234">not worth worrying about, or it's worth
not worrying about.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">At CIA our job
isn�t to be part of the first line of defense against an enemy, it�s to
be part of that enemy�s first line of attack.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">Before you
criticize a baby, crawl a mile in its diaper.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
Don�t search on the phrase �stupid quotes;� it just returns quotes
about being stupid.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Attended a threat
management course at State Department.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">What a waste of time.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">They spent the whole day talking about prevention.
</span> <o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
The more powerful the drug, the worse the drug violence � and yet, the
better the drug violence.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR" class="style237"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Whoever said "The hand that
holds a book cannot hold a gun" never worked for CIA Tech Ops.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
People who don't need
people are the second luckiest people in the world.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Application for CIA Employment, Question 1.19<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">Fill in the blank with the word or phrase that best
completes the following sentence, using the choices provided below.<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You must __ the change you
wish to see in the world.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
a. Be<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
b. Flee<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
c<o:p><span class="style240">. Ski</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
d. Brie</p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
e. Pee</p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">f.</span><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape
id="Picture_x0020_16" o:spid="_x0000_i1035" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Blacked_Out_Same_Cropped.jpg"
style='width:86.25pt;height:8.25pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'><v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image003.jpg"
o:title="CC_Blacked_Out_Same_Cropped" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/></v:shape><![endif]--><o:p><img height="20" src="CC_WK_Smudged.jpg" width="160" /></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233"><span class="style204">
Properly executed, the brush pass is a highly effective means of covert communication.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">Improperly executed, it's even better.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR" class="style237"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
A good
hamburger looks like someone eating a good hamburger.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR" class="style237"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
It isn't drug abuse if you don't slap the drugs around and force them to
have sex with you.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">* </span>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A dog only urinates on that
which stands firm.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
</span>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">* </span>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I don't suffer fools
gladly, I suffer them orgasmically.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:
bold;mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">Secret 76913082.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Probability that Van Morrison chose the song title �Brown Eyed
Girl� because he couldn�t remember her name: 66.7%.</span><b><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">* </span>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">If E</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> = mc�, </span>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
this presumably explains all the energetic fat people.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">As long as there's an i in
'deity,' I really don't care how you spell 'team.'</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">* </span>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style234">
When the people demand the
truth, and those in power respond with silence, why is it assumed that
those in power aren�t being truthful?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style235" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>If you can't recruit the
asset you love, love the asset you recruit.<o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style213">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
You don't drink to drown your sorrows, you drink to give them
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233"> </span><span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR" class="style237"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">* <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style208" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style233">
<span class="style204">When I said I liked living dangerously, I didn't mean dangerously for
</span><span class="style206">me</span><span class="style204"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">.</i></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold"><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style236" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="250" src="CC_Stealthcare.jpg" width="360" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style235" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style204">Secret 2.3.8.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">Eternity merely postpones the inevitable.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style235">
In the core values statement on the CIA web page is the following
declaration: �We seek and speak the truth.�
</p>
<p class="style213">
<span class="style234">To which, as a CIA officer, I might add that we
leak, sneak, tweak, wreak, freak, pique and gleek the truth too. </span> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Big secrets are little compared to little secrets.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style235">
I'm well travelled, but badly arrived.</p>
<p class="style215">
</p>
<p class="style255">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span class="style204">Secret 52810131.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">Every
narrow flat platform used by fashion models to demonstrate clothing,
accessories and/or narrow flat platforms, is an intelligence briefing.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is the sound of one
hand clapping � your smooth, firm, perfectly rounded buttocks?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">If enough sh*t
hits the fan blades, they'll stop rotating.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">In an opposite universe,
the bar walks into you. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">� Why We
Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 3.49</i></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">SpookSpeak.</span></b><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233"><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">Beclassify </span><span class="style206">v.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">To classify information excessively or in an ostentatious manner.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">America can't be the
world's policeman?</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">Damn.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">I was kind of hoping we could arrest and strip search Denmark.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; which means that,
by definition, it was also the median of times.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">
When Thomas Jefferson said "We must be contented to amuse when we
cannot inform," he was wearing platform shoes and a wig.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span class="style233"><span class="style204">The word <em>'</em>heroes' is just
<em>'</em>herpes' without the vertical line attached to the front of the o.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>But if this idea seems a little hard to understand, the point is,
sometimes heroes are too.</span></span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Secret 182.4. He who
would go viral must first show himself virulent.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">I may not know the half of it, but I know the √-1 of
it.</span><b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></b></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold;mso-bidi-font-style:
italic" class="style234">Let your conscience be your slide.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style235" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Good contact reporting
isn�t merely a record of the verbal statements made by an asset or
developmental to an ops officer. It also includes information
about the subject�s facial expressions, body language, tone of voice,
what kind of clothes they were wearing, what kind of underclothes they
were wearing (and whether they were wearing any underclothes), what kind of moves
they had in bed, how noisy or quiet they were, and whether they have any
cute friends you can introduce to the chief of station.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">No hay �</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:
italic" class="style204">I�</span><span class="style204"> en �</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204">team�,</span><span class="style204">
pero hay dos �</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204">yos"</span><span class="style204"> en �</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204">yo-yo�.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
When you�re a
kid playing sandlot baseball, you don�t know about salary caps and
collective bargaining agreements and luxury taxes; you just know about
salary caps and collective bargaining agreements (and maybe a little
about luxury taxes).<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
If less is more, how much is the same amount?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">The famous quote <em>"Until all
are free, none are free"</em> suggests a challenging, even unpleasant
situation. Until, that
is, one analyzes this statement using principles of logical argument.
</span> <o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">First, we express the
sentence "Until all are free, none are free" in the form of a
</span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204"><em>logical proposition</em></span><span class="style204"><em>:
</em> </span> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
"If it is not the case that
all people are free, then it is the case that no people are free." <o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Applying the
</span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-style:
italic" class="style204"><em>logical contrapositive</em></span><span class="style204"> of this statement, we have:</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">"If it is not the case that
no people are free, then it is <em>not</em> not the case that all people
are free." </span> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">An unwieldy sentence to be
sure.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">But utilizing the
concept of </span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204"><em>double negation,</em></span><span class="style204">
this statement becomes: "If at least one person is free, then all people are
free." </span> <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Clearly a happier, more
optimistic interpretation!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The exercise above is just one example of
how logic, when properly applied, can serve to clarify problems and help
suggest solutions. The reader is invited to use logic to analyze
other famous statements � for instance the following: </p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<em>If you're not part of
the solution, you're part of the problem.</em></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Actually, I'm
OK with less than extreme prejudice, as long as you terminate.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style213">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">Let everyone sweep</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style233"><span class="style204">
in front of his own door, and the
whole world will be dusty.</span><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Before we get into a pissing contest here, is the prize for height,
quantity, or force per square meter?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
<o:p></o:p>
Then again, is
there any use <em>not</em> beating a dead horse?</p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
An aphorism and its author aren't joined by a dash, but separated by it.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When they say "Ask your
doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity," do they mean every
time?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style233"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Saw a headline on the CIA
website: �The CIA World Factbook Is Changing.�</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Jokingly imagined dictators around the globe reading these words
and trembling in fear.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Getting more serious,
proceeded to read the description of the coming changes: new fonts,
enhanced graphics, and a more streamlined presentation.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Realized those dictators
should probably flee their countries immediately.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233">
</span><span class="style224"><o:p><span class="style251"> </span></o:p><span class="style240"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;">
<span class="style204">Secret 13613013.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">Ask not of
whose nation a National Intelligence Estimate is written; it's written
of thine own.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
You'll never know how high you can soar until you climb inside the
cannon.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234"> </span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style233"> </span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style240"><span class="style225"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">If a statement begs a
question, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">don't give it one</i>.
It's only going to use the question to get alcohol or drugs.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-ascii-font-family:Arial;mso-hansi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial" class="style237">　</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style233">
<span class="style204">Sometimes you have to extend a membrane process for what you believe in,
even if it means extending that membrane process alone. </span>
<span class="style206">�
Motivational Quotes for Amoeboids</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-ascii-font-family:Arial;mso-hansi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial" class="style237">　</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Secret 72252135.
Depending on the configuration, you can
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">only</i> have your cake and eat it
too.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style240">
<span class="style180">The ultimate false flag
operation is the flag.</span></span><b><o:p></o:p></b></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
A talk with a
child is cheaper than therapy <span style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">
� </span></span>although if that's your reason for
talking to children, you should probably still get the therapy.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I don't know what "passing
muster" is, but it certainly doesn't sound like appropriate behavior for
a government workplace.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
When getting out in front of an issue, always remember that you're
running on a circular track.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Infallibility is something you more or less fall into.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style216">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style180">
You had me at</span><span class="style233"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape
id="Picture_x0020_25" o:spid="_x0000_i1026" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Blacked_Out_New_Cropped.jpg"
style='width:69pt;height:8.25pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'><v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image012.jpg"
o:title="CC_Blacked_Out_New_Cropped" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/></v:shape><![endif]--><img height="20" src="CC_WK_Smudged.jpg" width="160" /></span></p>
<p class="style215">
<o:p>
<o:p> </o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
" class="style234">When Jesus told us to love
one another, He never said we had to like it.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
Come to think of it, when</span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233">
<span class="style204">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">isn't</i></span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style204">
it a good idea to go limp and play dead?</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_18" o:spid="_x0000_i1033"
type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Lady_Or_And_..._01.jpg"
style='width:205.5pt;height:225pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'>
<v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image005.jpg"
o:title="CC_Lady_Or_And_..._01" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/>
</v:shape><![endif]-->
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style233">
<o:p>
<img height="300" src="CC_Lady%20Or%20And.jpg" width="274" /></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">Every covert
operation is a catwalk of spies.</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style248"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Life begins at deception.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style248"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
</span>
<span class="style233">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
<o:p>Don't cry because it's over, smile because you secretly videotaped it.<o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style233">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style212">
"<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style180">Intelligence" is a contradiction in
term.</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR;mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">In an opposite universe, first people state what it is they're demanding an apology for, and then
that thing gets done to them. </span><span class="style206">� Why We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in
an Opposite Universe, Reason 379155722</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style234">My wife told me "I need you </span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">like</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234"> the </span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:
bold" class="style234">desert</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
" class="style234"> needs the rain: once, maybe twice a year, for no more than
twenty minutes."</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233">
<span class="style204">In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the
ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8<sup>th</sup>
week of his ordeal the Incredible Shrinking Man, having become smaller
than an oxygen molecule, would certainly have died of asphyxiation.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In America we believe in
second chances. We�ll chase after you and kick your ass again.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
It was 2:30 in
the afternoon, under a cloudless summer sky, when I felt the pulsating
thump of the approaching choppers. Instinctively I looked up,
knowing even as I did so that it would be useless. They always
came in the daytime, when they knew you couldn't see them. Would
we ever learn the identity and purpose of the super secret government
agency behind the azure helicopters?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Secret 11028121.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">What you
can't solve, franchise.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Research shows that sex results in health benefits, provided you sleep
with someone who has the right coverage plan.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The word "fear" isn't in my
vocabulary. It was too scary so I took it out.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">The first three assets a junior CIA ops officer gets killed should be considered part of his or
her on-the-job training.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">Any
assets killed after that should count toward promotion.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">Forget wikiHow, I need wikiWhy.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
<p class="style231">
<span class="style217" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style217" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
It</span><span class="style217" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">'</span><span class="style217" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">s
not necessarily wrong to hold a grudge, as long as you refrain from
heavy petting.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
<p class="style231">
<span class="style217" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style217" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
She offered fierce resistance, but I politely declined.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">� Excerpt from ops report</i></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
</p>
<p class="style231">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style217">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style230" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Selected List of US Intelligence Classifications<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(FOUO) For Official Use
Only<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(C) Confidential<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(S) Secret<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(TS) Top Secret<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(SBU) Sensitive But
Unclassified<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(SBVU) Sensitive But Very
Unclassified<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(UBT) Unclassified But
Ticklish<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(ILBBNP) Into Light Bondage
But No Pain<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(P) Into Pain<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(WNINTEL) Warning Notice -
Intelligence Sources & Methods Involved<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(WNNISOMIW) Warning Notice
� No Intelligent Sources Or Methods Involved Whatsoever<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(WNDNBFL) Warning Notice �
Do Not Brief Following Lunch <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(NOFORN) Not Releasable To
Foreign Nationals<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(NOPORN) Not Pornography<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">(PORN)
</span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-style:
italic" class="style204">(See FOUO)</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
(TS-SCI) Top Secret � Sensitive Compartmented Information</span><span style="font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(TS-ICI) Top Secret � Insensitive Compartmented Information<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(TS-YCTASCISMSCASD) Top
Secret � You Call That A Sensitive Compartment??? I�ve Seen More
Sensitive Compartments At State Department<o:p>!</o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(TS-MCETC) Top Secret � Mi
Compartment Es Tu Compartment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(TS-FELO) Top Secret � For
Executive Leaking Only<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(W) Whatever<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style210" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="350" src="CC_Blinded!.jpg" width="255" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
It's only a secret if someone knows it. It's only unclassified if
no one does.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">All</span></i><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> sex is farewell sex.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style237">
</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Think twice before you tell a lie. It'll help you get your story
straight.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Every congressional inquiry
into a catwalk of spies is a catwalk of spies.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
Cleanliness is next to
godliness. And boy do they look uncomfortable together.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">You never hear the phrase "Get a life!" anymore.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">I guess everyone got a life.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A big-budget intelligence
program isn�t cloaked in secrecy, it�s microkinied.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
The alien that explodes from our chest cavity is us.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style237">
</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233">
<span class="style204">Secret 4081217.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">If you don't
stand for something, you can't fall for anything.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style237"> </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <b><o:p></o:p></b></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You�d think the lyrics to a
song called "Ramblin' Man" would be longer than 13 lines.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> </span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
The fact that you've found 10,000 ways that don't work doesn't mean
you've failed � especially if it's a time and materials contract.</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">To sell one's soul may be madness,
but not to find out how much one could get for it is just plain dumb.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.</span><span style="font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style233">
<span class="style204">Secret 938187.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">The early
parasite gets everybody.</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style180">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible
is sniffling.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234"> </span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Secret 0.761. To be prepared for it is
already the worst.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style237">Classics of Modern Philosophy Repackaged</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234"><em>It can be proven mathematically that
the central proposition underlying any philosophical paradigm has a
corresponding romance novel cover.</em></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<em>... And yes, I'm working on the romance novel cover for this proof even
as we (passionately and breathlessly) speak.</em><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_20" o:spid="_x0000_i1031"
type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Romance_CharleneD.jpg"
style='width:177pt;height:281.25pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'>
<v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image007.jpg"
o:title="CC_Romance_CharleneD" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/>
</v:shape><![endif]-->
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="375" src="CC_Romance_CharleneD.jpg" width="236" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_21" o:spid="_x0000_i1030"
type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Romance_Luella.jpg"
style='width:195pt;height:282pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'>
<v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image008.jpg"
o:title="CC_Romance_Luella" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/>
</v:shape><![endif]-->
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="376" src="CC_Romance_Luella.jpg" width="260" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_22" o:spid="_x0000_i1029"
type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Romance_Jane_0.jpg"
style='width:180pt;height:270pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'>
<v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image009.jpg"
o:title="CC_Romance_Jane_0" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/>
</v:shape><![endif]-->
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="360" src="CC_Romance_Jane_0.jpg" width="240" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="Picture_x0020_23" o:spid="_x0000_i1028"
type="#_x0000_t75" alt="http://www.covertcomic.com/CC_Romance_Karla.jpg"
style='width:198pt;height:197.25pt;visibility:visible;mso-wrap-style:square'>
<v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Robert\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtmlclip1\01\clip_image010.jpg"
o:title="CC_Romance_Karla" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" class="style244"/>
</v:shape><![endif]-->
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="263" src="CC_Romance_Karla.jpg" width="264" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style219">Reality: the biggest redaction mark of all.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
Action stutters louder than words.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p></o:p>
Secret 25.40.
Whenever you give alms, you're executing a perfect brush pass with
Jesus.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style240">
<span class="style180">In an opposite universe,
the punches roll with you. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">� Why
We Couldn't Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 9391622</i></span></span><span style="color:black;
mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR" class="style237"><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Freedom isn't free.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">She wants at least a hundred bucks and some
Ecstasy.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">80% of the
80-20 rule is 20% of it.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
I've finally realized that I don't need to try to be someone I'm not.
I'm someone I'm not already.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <span style="mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I don�t care what it says,
I�m just happy knowing there�s an old saying.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
'Tis not the tempest we
dread, but the water damage.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
To copy: is this not already to paste?</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="left" class="MsoNormal"><span class="style204">
<span class="style233" style="color: white; mso-themecolor: background1; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Familiarity breeds contempt? Gee, I never heard </span></span>
<span class="style206">
<span class="style233" style="color: white; mso-themecolor: background1">
that</span></span><span class="style204"><span class="style233" style="color: white; mso-themecolor: background1; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
idea before.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:white;
mso-themecolor:background1;mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style237" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
We are no longer slaves to history. History is now our CEO.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
</span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style233"> </span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style240"><span class="style225"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">The puppeteer pulls the
puppet�s strings.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204"> </span>
<span class="style204">The puppet
pulls the audience�s strings.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">The audience pulls the puppeteer�s strings.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
That there�s a time and place for everything in no way implies the two
intersect.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style233">
<span class="style204">I said I have a can-do attitude. I never said I had a <em>do</em> attitude.</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I tried following my bliss,
but it employed countersurveillance and got away.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
I�m not
digressing � this briefing is about everything.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p><span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">The ultimate onomatopoeia of truth is a word that makes no sound.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style233" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style204">Secret 45810161.</span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes" class="style204">
</span><span class="style204">We're all on our deathbed, but some of us are jumping up and down
on the mattress.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
No hurry � take all the
time you have.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of Spies <o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
The agency
neither confirms nor denies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
While booking
its models<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
That the
catwalk of truth is a catwalk of lies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
And everyone
poses<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
whispers, catwalk of sighs<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
secrets<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Cover is a
microskirt flaunting your thighs<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
With sheer
blouse unbuttoned<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
And truth�s a
pair of pumps, too small by one size<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Make sure you don't stumble<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Covert action
is shadow that brings out your eyes<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
And black ops
make you slimmer<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Spy dust is
blush the makeup artist applies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
And everyone�s
airbrushed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Agents are
items you accessorize<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
You wear each
one proudly<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
But when the
big designer your portfolio buys<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
And you make
that cold read<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
In that moment
your dress falls, and you realize<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Strutting forth
naked<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
On the catwalk
of spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
That the
passage through which unto light we all rise<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
That runway of
spirit<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Is a catwalk of
spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
whispers, catwalk of sighs<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
eternity<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Catwalk of
spies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p>
<img height="300" src="CC_Oozy!.jpg" width="195" /></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style217" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... But I egress.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR;mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style234">*</span></p>
<p class="style213">
<o:p>
<o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";" class="style234">
Time is a brush pass between a moment and forever.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>And the secret exchanged in that most covert of handoffs is � us.</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Oh the HUMINTity!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style217" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
<o:p></o:p>
Whenever God opens one secure vault, He automatically closes and locks
all the others.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
It's becoming
increasingly clear that my plans don't include me.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style202" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I have peace within. I killed, skinned and ate it.</p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244">
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold;mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">To view </span>
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold" class="style233">
<span class="style204">death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the
ocean � the ocean ends <i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">way</i>
before that.</span><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234">
It isn't the destination <i>or</i> the journey � it's this damn
quantum entanglement again. </p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Go limper, play deader.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">*</span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style234">
If you ever have a near death experience, and you find yourself in the
presence of the all-seeing, all-knowing Light, can you do me a favor and ask the Light who took
my weed trimmer?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style233">
</p>
<p align="center" class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
*</p>
<p class="style213">
<o:p><span class="style204"><span class="style224">
<span class="style240">You can handle </span> <em>
<span class="style240">this</span></em><span class="style240"> agent any time.</span></span></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p><o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-weight:bold;mso-bidi-font-style:italic" class="style234">
*</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style234" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Peace beat upon you.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style208" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p class="style244"> </o:p></p>
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<img height="350" src="CC_Shadow.jpg" width="425" /><span class="style204"><o:p> </o:p>
</span>
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style205">
The Covert Comic.</span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;" class="style180">If you�re gonna cattalk
the cattalk, you better catwalk the catwalk.</span></i></b></p>
<p align="center" class="style134"> </p>
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