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<span class="auto-style2" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
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<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style5" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
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11.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-ansi-language:PT-BR">he universe, who's the house?</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:PT-BR;mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style7" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style43">Recently, while searching through intelligence
archives at Langley, Virginia, I came across a thin black folder
containing several faded typewritten pages; the documents appear to be
notes of a cosmological nature, written by an unknown CIA officer around
1964. It seems this CIA official was undertaking classified
research into fundamental properties of space-time and their potential
harnessing for intelligence purposes. The results of said project
(if indeed there </span>
<span class="style43" style="mso-bidi-font-style:italic"><em>were</em></span><span class="style43">
any results) have not been recorded for posterity, or are
sufficiently classified such that neither I, nor anyone I know at CIA, is aware
of them.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style70" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Ironically, the author of the notes in the small black folder in
question is listed
as one "John A. King." Given that covert CIA employees are
routinely assigned generic-sounding cover names like this, I’m assuming
it’s just a coincidence (your humble intelligence officer, John
Alejandro King, could not possibly have composed these documents in 1964, since
that was the year, more or less, of my birth)<o:p>.</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style7" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<span class="style43">In any event, a careful and thorough examination
of the afore mentioned writings is certain to convince even the
least/most cleared of readers that formal release of these papers by the Agency
would not be in the interest of our Universal Security at this time.
Accordingly, pursuant to Executive Order 13292, and to ensure that these
most top secret of documents shall remain as obscure as possible, I’ve chosen to retire the
original hardcopy manuscript, and post the transcribed record here on
this little known, rarely accessed web page.</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span></p>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style7">
<span class="style43">Thus may we be heedful of the admonition of
the Gospel: </span></span>
<span class="auto-style11" style="mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">There is no secret that
shall not not be brought to light.</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""> <o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style5" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">We dance round in a ring
and suppose</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style5" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">While the Secret sits in
the middle, speaking Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
If I neither confirm nor deny it</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Someone's sure to buy it</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Back in the 1950's <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The FBI proposed <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A new kind of poetry: <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you conceal it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you reveal it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Then came the ‘60's <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When J. Edgar Hoover chose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To frame a bunch of Yippies <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Using Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What rhymes with Weathermen? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
How about: forged letter men? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Or: plant-dope-in-his-sweater-men? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<span class="style43">No?</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Whatever then</span></span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you confess it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you suppress it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Along came the 70's <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Government disclosed <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It had brainwashed several lefties <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Through the agency of Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment it's detected<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you're infected <o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
On to the '80's <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the truth was exposed <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That instead of spreading AIDS we <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Spread Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you hate it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you fellate it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Fast forward to the '90's <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A controversy arose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the CIA was cited <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For smuggling muchos kilos<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Of Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If you're an activist<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Blow-n-tell-prose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We’ll claim you're a cracktivist<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Show-n-don't-tell-prose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
See, we got our own hacktivists <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Your files to recompose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Now in the Year Zero <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We'd best be on our toes <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For all o’ the weirdos <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The terrorists and queeros <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And even the poets are cleared, so <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The end is surely near, no? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-no-proof:yes" class="style11"><o:p>
<img height="275" src="CC_Catwalk_o'_Spies.jpg" width="255"></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-no-proof: yes"><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Application for CIA Employment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When were you born?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your current address?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Have you ever used illegal drugs? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Lao Tzu (TS-codeword):<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Those who know don’t talk<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Those who talk don’t know<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Covert Comic (BS-codeword):<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What didn’t Lao Tzu know<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And when didn’t he talk it?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Are you fluent in a language other than America</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you loyal to the United States of English?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Why don’t you wish to work for the Central Intelligence Agency?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They say: Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I say: Life is anything that doesn’t die when you stomp on it <o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Do you currently possess US Government security clearances?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Do US Government security clearances currently possess you?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you prepared to bring people to life if directed by your superior to
do so?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Did you know I’ve been watching you from the satellite this entire time?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I’ve been spying on this Russian intel officer<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who’s spying on an FBI agent<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who’s spying on me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It’s kind of funny because<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Whenever I move my hand, I can actually see my hand moving<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A split second earlier<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A man without a woman<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is like a bicycle without the fish smell <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your mother's maiden name?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your mother?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you going to eat the rest of that coleslaw?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Did you know you’ve been watching me from the satellite this entire
time? <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A guy applied to the CIA<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And in his application form, he left every question blank<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the recruiter asked him why he did this, the guy responded:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
“If you don’t hire me, it doesn’t matter anyway<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But if you hire me, the answers are all classified”<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
… If you wish, you may base your application for CIA employment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Entirely on your answer to the following question: <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Was the applicant in the
above story hired, and if so/if not, why?<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Alternatively, if you wish you may answer the following questions: <o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p> </o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When will you be born?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When will you have a current address?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When do you intend to be convicted of a felony?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
When will you be illegal drugs?</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Mark 3, 21<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style69" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style70" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Jesus said:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style11" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Sell everything you have </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style11" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And give the money to the poor </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Accordingly, I sold everything I had </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And gave the money to the poor </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Upon which, those former poor people </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Used the money I had given them </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
To buy all the stuff I’d sold </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Then, being good Christians</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And seeing that I was poor </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Those nouveau riche </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Sold everything they had just purchased </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And gave me the money </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
At this point I figured: what the hell </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
I took the money they had given me </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And bought all my old stuff back </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style70" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Sunday we’re having a meeting at my place </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style70" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To decide what to do next <o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style10" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(Note: I can both confirm and deny that the phrases 'dangerous
microorganisms,' 'dangerous toxins derived from dangerous
microorganisms,' and 'live and work for peace' have at least zero
meanings.)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
How to Make a Biological Weapon<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
By<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
John Alejandro King<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
a.k.a. The Covert Comic<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<span class="style43">1.</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Acquire dangerous microorganisms, and/or
dangerous toxins derived from dangerous microorganisms.</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43"><u>Official Disclaimer</u></span>:<span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Be careful!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Don't hurt yourself or others!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Live and work for peace!)</span></span></i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<span class="style43">2.</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Seal the dangerous microorganisms, and/or
dangerous toxins derived from dangerous microorganisms, safely in a
containment device.</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43"><u>Official Disclaimer</u></span>:<span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Be careful!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Don't hurt yourself or others!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Live and work for peace!)</span></span></i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<span class="style43">3.</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Attach the device containing the dangerous
microorganisms and/or dangerous toxins derived from microorganisms to a
dissemination mechanism (such as a high explosive – though I strongly
advise against it).</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43"><u>Official Disclaimer</u></span>:<span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Be careful!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Don't hurt yourself or others!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Live and work for peace!)</span></span></i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<span class="style43">4.</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Congratulations, you now have a biological
weapon.</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43"><u>Official Disclaimer</u></span>:<span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">For God's sake, </span></span><u>
<span class="auto-style3" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">be careful!</span></u><span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Don't hurt yourself or others!</span><span class="style43" style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span><span class="style43">Live and work for peace!)</span></span></i><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Here I lie forsaken<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And listen to the clock hand tick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And reflect upon my solitude<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For want of a Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He came to my distant village<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
My trembling hand to pick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And among the gifts he bore that day<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Was a brand new Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We married, and moved to his country<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But at first, for fear of nick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I told him I was frightened<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Of using my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The months passed by, and as love grew<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I vowed to learn the trick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But I never did quite get around<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To trying my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
My girlfriends would gently chide me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For looking like such a hick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But even as I laughed, I dallied<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
From using my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sometimes at night I’d wonder<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
As his soft cheek my thigh’d prick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If just one time it would kill me <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To try out my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
One morning he left ‘on business’<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
His frown made my pulse beat quick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I looked in the bathroom, and sure enough<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He’d taken the Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So now I lie forsaken<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
With grieving heart grown sick <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And promise myself tomorrow<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... To think about possibly buying a Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Spaiku<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What if everyone<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Knew everything – then some guy<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Came selling secrets?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"">
<img height="246" src="CCApologetic.jpg" width="400" class="style11"></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style9"><span class="style43">We are so damn free</span></span><span style="font-size:
12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Parasite Heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You might assume it's hellish<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But reflect for a moment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
On the implications of being a human<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In parasite heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
First of all, the parasites would obviously want you to be as healthy as
possible<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Which would mean: plenty of good food for you<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And also (ironically) ... minimal parasites!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
After all, this being Parasite Paradise<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Each parasite would have its own personal, disease-free host organism<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So right off the top, you'd probably have less parasites than you
currently have here on Earth<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In parasite heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Also, in parasite heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Your parasite would want you to be happily occupied<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You know, so you wouldn't worry about having a parasite inside you<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And constantly be picking at it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So figure that, in addition to being healthy and well fed, you'd have
lots of interesting things to do and study <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In fact, it’s probably safe to say you’d be high all the time<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In parasite heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
One thing about parasites:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They like to lay eggs<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And in parasite heaven, with its one-organism-per-parasite policy<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There would have to be plenty of corresponding human reproduction<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... And you know what that means<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That's right folks<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Romance eternal</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
In parasite heaven!</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Really, when you think about it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We human beings<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Would not be unlike parasites<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In parasite heaven<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style5" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Conclusion:</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
No doubt more research is needed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Before these tentative results can officially be blessed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
By the parasitological community<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Nevertheless, I'm confident that further study, along with prayerful
contemplation, will confirm<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That the only real difference between hereafters human and parasitical<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is one tiny, brilliant vermin of light<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style5" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">In parasite heaven!</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Twelve Ways to Terminate Your Asset<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="style11">
<br class="style43"></span>
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
By<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> The Covert Comic</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style5" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">(To the tune of '50 Ways to
Make Your Dead Drop')</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Just put him on a flight, Dwight<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Abduct him in Rome, Noam</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Organize a coup, Lou<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Deny him a visa, Lisa<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Obtain a compromising pic, Dick</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Spike his green tea, Lee<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Hook him up to a poly, Polly<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Get him indicted by the Hague, Craig</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Install him as PM, Lem</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Claim he's a Jew, Abu <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Just marry him, Mariam<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Disclose she works for CIA, ‘Official A’<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Sex for Fun </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="style11"><span class="style43"> </span>
<span class="style42"> </span><span class="style43"> </span></span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Man he jerks from sun to sun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
And woman's jerking's never done <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Listen daughter, listen son <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There’s no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you for a wedding ring <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you for a song to sing <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you for a coke and rum <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But there's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they think you’re zealous <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They’ll sex you to make their girlfriend jealous <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you just to make a pun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But there’s no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you for a credit card <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll sex you if you clean the yard <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
She'll wear that girl scout outfit, 'hon <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But there's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They act as if it's gonna kill 'em <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They act as if you're trying to bill 'em <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Want my advice? Bill by the ton <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they feel neglected <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they’ve been infected <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But sex for pleasure – it’s just not done <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They'll stroke you 'cause they think they should <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But not because it feels good <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
It's none for all, and all for nuns <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They're happy if you're on your knees <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But not for their own loins to please <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
They've got this bet they think they've won <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You hear the old and gray all vow: <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
'If I knew then what I know now … <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
The smallest little kiss I'd shun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun' <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You creep along that shadow street <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
A kindred soul in hopes to meet <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Better you should fellate a gun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Than dream of having sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
For when at last you find your mate <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You'll soon prefer to masturbate <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
And if your mate begs you for some <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You'll say 'There ain't no sex for fun' <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
So take your pleasures where you get 'em <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
But as for carnal joys, forget 'em <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Save it up for kingdom come <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
For man he jerks from sun to sun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
And woman's jerking's never done <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Listen daughter, listen son <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA"><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-language:
TA" class="style11"><o:p><img height="275" src="CC_SFF_01.jpg" width="238"></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So Many Wormholes, So Little Space-Time<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In a hallway at CIA Headquarters<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Next to the elevators, near a cipher-locked door<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
There once hung an original M.C. Escher staircase drawing</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style8" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But they had to remove it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style8" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Because people thought <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style8" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It was a floor map<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style8" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="style61" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">You Go Girl</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Expression of approval<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You're doing well<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Fellow possessor of ovaries<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-language:TA"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Empirico-metaphysical observation<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You and your nails keep on moving<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Through space, time, and Goddess knows what<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style3" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-language:TA"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Requested action<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Please take that attitude<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style4" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA">
Somewhere else honey<o:p></o:p></p>
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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-language:TA"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
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Poetic sentiment<o:p></o:p></p>
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You decide to walk with mouth open<o:p></o:p></p>
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Bright color on your lips<o:p></o:p></p>
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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p align="center" class="style70">*<o:p></o:p></p>
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Pornology on the Life of Noam Chomsky<o:p></o:p></p>
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By<o:p></o:p></p>
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John Alejandro King<o:p></o:p></p>
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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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1928: <o:p></o:p></p>
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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Chomsky born in Germany</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Or Minnesota, or both</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
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1933:<o:p></o:p></p>
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Family forced to leave Germany by the Nazis</span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Or forced to leave Nazis by the Germans<o:p></o:p></p>
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