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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN"> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 2.0"> <title>Joke Page</title> </head> <body background="ccjp.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <p align="center"><font color="#000000" size="7"><strong>Covert Comic Jokes!</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>The two criticisms we at CIA hear most frequently are, first, that CIA intelligence is inaccurate, and second, that CIA officers are selling CIA intelligence to foreign spy agencies. ... So what’s the problem?</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>Some people claim beauty is only skin deep. I disagree. Several times I’ve held a pretty woman’s vital organ in my hand and thought "Wow, this is really beautiful."</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>What do you get when the Director of CIA sleeps with a KGB officer? Well, if you have the negatives like I do, you get two hundred thousand dollars. And that’s just the first payment!</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>Hey, if God created me in His image, and if you think you’re as good as I am, doesn’t that make you kind of like Satan?</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>While doing CIA research on the paranormal recently I interviewed a man who claimed to be able to read people’s thoughts. I asked the man "What am I thinking right now?" He said "You’re thinking that I don’t know what you’re thinking." I told him "No I’m not." He said "You see what I mean?"</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#000000" size="4"><strong>I used to be angry a lot. And what’s worse, I thought I had a right to be angry. Lately, though, I’ve realized that anger doesn’t solve problems, anger </strong><em><strong>is </strong></em><strong>the problem. So nowadays when I get angry, it really pisses me off.</strong></font></p> <p align="left"> </p> <p align="left"><font color="#000000" size="6"><strong>Continue reading for additional Covert Comic jokes, many of which are EVEN BETTER</strong><em><strong> </strong></em><strong>than these ones!</strong></font></p> <p align="left"> </p> <p><a href="covcom.htm"><font color="#000000" size="5"><strong><u>NEXT</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="Order.htm"><font color="#000000" size="5" face="Univers (W1)"><strong><u>How to Order</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="update.htm"><font color="#000000" size="5" face="Univers (W1)"><strong><u>BACK</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="Default.htm"><font size="5"><strong><u>Back to The Covert Comic Home Page</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><font size="5"><strong><u></u></strong></font> </p> <p><strong>Copyright 1998. All rights reserved.</strong></p> </body> </html>