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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN"> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 2.0"> <title>Still MoreJokes!</title> </head> <body background="ccshand4.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" link="#00FFFF" vlink="#00FFFF"> <p align="center"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="7"><strong>Still </strong><em><strong>More</strong></em><strong> Covert Comic Jokes!</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>I saw some old film from the 1960’s. The narrator said "Nuclear weapons are made from the atom." Boy, were people in those days stupid or what? Hey, I got news for you pal: </strong><strong><i>Every</i></strong><strong> weapon is made from atoms! Jesus. And they say </strong><strong><i>our</i></strong><strong> generation is ignorant!</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>According to statistics, most people don’t believe statistics. Which I guess means that most people really </strong><strong><i>do</i></strong><strong> believe statistics.</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>I asked the CIA psychiatrist if she thinks I’m crazy. She said "No, I don’t, and if you loosen this chokehold and let me breathe for a minute I’ll tell you why."</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>They say that no one has a colder heart than a CIA counterintelligence officer. What they usually </strong><strong><i>don’t</i></strong><strong> tell you is that in addition to being cold it tastes kind of tough and gamey. </strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>I joke a lot about CIA, but the fact is that </strong><strong><i>the value of knowing what’s happening in the world can never be overestimated.</i></strong><strong> For example, to know whether a hostile foreign government is going to develop nuclear weapons is obviously vital to our nation’s security. That’s why officials in Congress and the White House constantly call CIA to ask us whether we’re going to have hostile foreign governments develop nuclear weapons or not.</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4" face="Geneva"><strong>In my opinion the CIA’s greatest asset is people. After all, without people the CIA would be no different from, say, the FBI. </strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><a href="diaryp.htm"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="5"><strong><u>NEXT</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="Order.htm"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="5"><strong><u>How to Order</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="myresume.htm"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="5" face="Univers (W1)"><strong><u>BACK</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="Default.htm"><font size="5"><strong><u>Back to The Covert Comic Home Page</u></strong></font></a></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF"><strong>Copyright 1998. All rights reserved.</strong></font></p> </body> </html>