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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML//EN"> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 2.0"> <title>More Jokes</title> </head> <body background="ccglasses3.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" link="#00FFFF" vlink="#00FFFF"> <p align="center"><font color="#FFFFFF" size="7"><strong>More Covert Comic Jokes!</strong></font></p> <p align="left"> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>When it comes to espionage, collection technology can do a lot to support the intelligence officer in the field. But as one who has experience in this area, let me tell you, no machine will ever be able to go to an embassy cocktail party overseas, meet foreign government officials there, get drunk, pick up a hooker on the way back to the hotel, and then wake up the next morning wondering what the hell happened.</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>I can’t count the number of fellow Government employees I know who are lacking in some basic job skill. However, I expect to learn to count soon, after which I should be able to give you a rough estimate. </strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>It’s interesting the way things seem to change in patterns. For example, when I first started working at the Agency I used to go to CIA Headquarters every day dressed in tasteful Italian clothing. A little while after that I started going to CIA Headquarters clothed in tasty Italian dressing. Another interesting thing is that I now work at a part of CIA where they give me medication every four hours.</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>I hear New York and New Jersey are going to merge and be called New Jerk.</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4" face="Geneva"><strong>If I’m ever captured by foreign intelligence agents and they’re torturing me, and one of my torturers is eating a hot-dog, I hope I have the presence of mind to reach over and grab his hot-dog from him and start eating it, right while I’m being tortured. And then, when he tries to take the hot-dog back from me, I struggle with him for it. I mean, that would be pretty funny, don’t you think?</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF" size="4"><strong>Here’s some advice for saving money: When you take a shower make sure your penis is flaccid so you don’t use as much soap. Of course, if you're lucky enough to be a eunuch, you’re saving every time you bathe!</strong></font></p> <p> </p> <p align="left"><a href="myresume.htm"><font color="#FFFF80" size="5" face="Univers (W1)"><strong><u>NEXT</u></strong></font></a></p> <p align="left"><a href="Order.htm"><font color="#FFFF80" size="5" face="Univers (W1)"><strong><u>How to Order</u></strong></font></a></p> <p align="left"><a href="covcom.htm"><font color="#FFFF80" size="5"><strong><u>BACK</u></strong></font></a></p> <p><a href="Default.htm"><font size="5"><strong><u>Back to The Covert Comic Home Page</u></strong></font></a></p> <p> </p> <p><font color="#FFFFFF"><strong>Copyright 1998. All rights reserved.</strong></font></p> </body> </html>