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<span class="style615" style="line-height: 115%;">By any ends necessary.<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
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●</span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">For years
I've lived a double life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It's
time I got back to living four or five lives, minimum.</span><span style="color: black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
●</span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">Today, as in
the past, a successful career requires sacrifice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span>And today, as in the past, there's usually a maiden and a volcano
involved.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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●</span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">The
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●</span><span class="style491" style="line-height: 115%;"><span class="style615" style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></span><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">When they
take their clothes off, everyone's in drag.</span><span style="color: black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><u><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">
Executive Intelligence Summary</span></u><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%; color: black">–</span></i><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><span class="style169" style="line-height: 115%;">
from <a href="CC_PostTopSecret.html">PostTopSecret</a></span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="style194" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Monday
5 January 1981</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="style193">What time isn't it?</span><span class="style184">
</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style191">Just returned early this morning from a TDY to the year 2011. While
much of the future isn’t all that different from today, some aspects of life
in the 21<sup>st</sup> century vary dramatically from the way we live in
1981. </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style191">For example, in 2011 the <span class="yshortcuts">Cold War</span> has ended.
Although information is sketchy, sources with access confirm that the world
has split into two new hostile camps locked in a tense and dangerous
standoff. According to reports, one is an authoritarian, atheistic
movement led by a super elite organization known as OBAMA.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>On the other side are those committed to more traditional economic
policies and religious values, who have united to form an alliance called
OSAMA.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>(Note: due to standard
‘noise’ from time dilation, and given the similarity of the above actyle604" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
</span></font><span style="font-size:;
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"> <font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="style194"><em>*</em></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><b>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black">Recognizing Terrorist Threats in the Workplace:</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><b>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black">A Manager’s Guide</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black">By John Alejandro King</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Recognizing <span style="color:black">terrorist threats, in addition to
being critical to our nation’s security, is an important part of today’s
professional workplace. Studies show that managers who are actively
committed to recognizing terrorist threats achieve a more stable,
productive work environment. Recognizing terrorist threats in the
workplace: it’s up to you!</span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">The following
is a guide to aid managers in recognizing terrorist threats in the
workplace. For additional information consult your organization’s HR
department, managers' handbook and/or the Department of Homeland Security.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black">Increase awareness.</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";color:black"> </span>
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<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Actively
watching for, identifying and taking action in response to terrorist threats
in the workplace is an essential part of every manager’s job description.
Develop your ability to spot terrorist threats from among the many daily
behaviors of staff, suppliers and customers. In watching for threats
of terrorism, keep the following facts in mind:<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<ul type="disc">
<li class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">T</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">errorist
threats come in many forms. Some of the greatest terrorist threats in
the workplace may at first glance appear to be relatively modest, even
insignificant activities; but the potential impact to your team and its
mission may be decisive. </span>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span>
</li>
<li class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">L</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">ow
profile doesn’t mean low threat. Your quietest, least acknowledged
staff member may constitute your greatest threat of terrorism.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></li>
</ul>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Take action.</span></b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Once you’ve
identified a terrorist threat you wish to recognize, don’t wait until the
end of the quarter or the completion of the project – do it now! A
daily or weekly staff meeting can be an ideal venue for recognizing a threat
of workplace terrorism. Where budget and schedule permit, a team
luncheon at a local restaurant can be an excellent way to provide
recognition. Write a few notes about what makes the particular
terrorist threat special, and spend several minutes ahead of time practicing
what you’re going to say. While a formal speech usually isn’t needed,
the fact that you’re able to speak from memory about a terrorist threat in
the workplace will help underscore to that threat just how much you
appreciate its importance to the team.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black">Be specific.</span></b><span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:black"> </span>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">When
recognizing a terrorist threat in the workplace, more detail is better than
less. Describe the significance of the threat as it pertains to the
team’s work and to the overall mission of your organization. A vague
or half-hearted recognition can be a turnoff, not only to the terrorist
threat but to coworkers as well. Make it clear to the terrorist threat
that your recognition is sincerely felt.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Tailor the
recognition to the threat.</span></b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Some terrorist
threats may feel uncomfortable being recognized in front of coworkers.
Customize your recognition based on whether the terrorist threat prefers to
be acknowledged publicly or 'behind the scenes.' <o:p></o:p></span>
</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Make the
recognition tangible.</span></b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">A cash award or
gift card, even if the actual monetary value is relatively small, will often
mean a lot to a terrorist threat in the workplace. Alternatively,
many terrorist threats prefer a framed certificate of recognition or a small
engraved trophy over money.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If
budget and logistical considerations allow, why not give both! <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Keep it up!</span></b><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Once you’ve
recognized a terrorist threat in the workplace, look for additional
terrorist threats that may warrant similar action. Create a list of
threats that have been recognized, as well as those that haven’t, and
consult the list every couple of weeks. While it’s not advisable to
'over-recognize,' there’s nothing wrong with recognizing more than
one terrorist threat per quarter, provided the recognition is truly
justified. Indeed, frequent and recurring recognition of terrorist
threats in the workplace can help inspire less active threats to strive
harder to achieve recognition in their own right. When that happens,
the whole team wins!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black">Recognizing
terrorist threats in the workplace: it's just good business!<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">John Alejandro King is a
CIA officer, management consultant, and author of numerous works on sheer,
mind-numbing terror.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>He can be
reached at (and can easily reach you from) </span></i>
<a href="http://www.covertcomic.com"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman";color:blue">www.covertcomic.com</span></i></a><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
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<p align="center" class="style511"> </p>
<p class="style597">
<o:p>
</o:p>
</p>
<p class="style596">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;
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color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">
<img height="250" src="CC_Standing_Ovulation.jpg" width="429"></span></o:p></p>
<u2:p>
<u2:p>
<u2:p>
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<p class="style544"> </p>
<p class="style598">*
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</span>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style190">
<span class="style194" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Monday
5 January 1981</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="style193">What time isn't it?</span><span class="style184">
</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style191">Just returned early this morning from a TDY to the year 2011. While
much of the future isn’t all that different from today, some aspects of life
in the 21<sup>st</sup> century vary dramatically from the way we live in
1981. </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style191">For example, in 2011 the <span class="yshortcuts">Cold War</span> has ended.
Although information is sketchy, sources with access confirm that the world
has split into two new hostile camps locked in a tense and dangerous
standoff. According to reports, one is an authoritarian, atheistic
movement led by a super elite organization known as OBAMA.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>On the other side are those committed to more traditional economic
policies and religious values, who have united to form an alliance called
OSAMA.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>(Note: due to standard
‘noise’ from time dilation, and given the similarity of the above acronyms,
it’s possible my sources are confusing the B and the S.)<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Certainly further time travel will be needed to confirm this
reporting, and appropriate covert operations mounted to protect humanity
from potential disaster (you know, like we’re doing now with the Cold War).</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style195">On a more upbeat note, appliances and electronics in the future will be more
advanced and affordable than ever. Strange as it may seem, in 2011
you’ll take pictures with your telephone, program your television, and make
calls and watch TV on computers!</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style195">Oh, and humor is different in the future too. For instance, people in
2011 will tell the following joke: </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="style193" style="color: black">If the
<span class="yshortcuts">Information Age</span> is over, why are you telling me?</span><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal"><span class="style184">
</span></i></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style195">… I guess you’ll have to be there. </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182">
<span class="style186" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Tuesday
6 January 1981</span><span class="style184" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style188">Sex in the future will be pretty much like it is today – that is to say,
it'll be in the future.</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="yshortcuts"><span class="style184">The Beatles</span></span><span class="style184">?
You mean that band you still can't buy on MindTunes?</span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><b><span class="style184">Wednesday </span>
<span class="style184" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">7
January 1981</span></b></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style185"><u>
<span class="style194" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Motivational Secret of the Week</span></u></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style188">My resolution for the New Year: You near!</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><b><span class="style184">Thursday </span>
<span class="style184" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">8
January 1981</span></b></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style185"><em><span class="style194">Trending: not trending.</span></em></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style192">Charles Schulz said “Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It’s already tomorrow in <span class="yshortcuts">Australia</span>.”
</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="style184" style="color: black">I’ve been calling Australia all
morning, and there’s no answer.</span><span class="style184"> </span>
</p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182">
<span class="style186" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Friday</span><span class="style184" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
</span><span class="style186" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">9 January 1981</span><span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:
PT-BR"><span class="style184" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
</span></span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style185"><u>
<span class="style194" lang="PT-BR" style="mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">Executive Intelligence Summary</span></u></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"><span class="style193">Secret 10328.</span><span class="style184">
<i>The <u>real</u> F-word is 'future'.</i></span></p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182"> </p>
<p class="style182">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">*</span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">
<o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">To visit space casinos of the future, you’ll be required to sign a release
promising not to sue if you don’t survive the trip, and you’ll have to put
up all your property as collateral.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>In other words, pretty much the same as the casino bus trips we have
today.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">
<o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Before you can run, you must first learn to walk. Before you can learn
to walk, you must first learn to dock your spacecraft in a gravity
simulator.</span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-style:
italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">According to the CIA's technology forecasting model, in the future all tools
will be combined into a single device, which will be nicknamed a 'hammer'.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>Xxx<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="style3"><i>
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">I have seen Robert Fulford’s work and it doesn’t future.<o:p></o:p></span></i></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">Secret xxxx.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">
</span>The future belongs to those who foreclose on it.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold">
<o:p> </o:p></span></p>
<p class="style3">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
color:black">Bohr’s famous statement, “Your theory is crazy, but it isn’t crazy
enough to be true,” was crazy, but it wasn’t crazy enough to be true.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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