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<p align="center"><font face="Arial"><strong><span class="auto-style21">Spaiku</span></strong></font></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style21"><font face="Arial"><strong>CIA
Haiku Poetry</strong></font></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style21"> <img height="209" src="CC_Spaiku_Sp_01c.jpg" width="249"></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style1"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial">The following
is a selection of Haiku poems I’ve written, typically while
attending CIA intelligence briefings. </font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial">Each item is composed in
accordance with basic principles of Japanese
Haiku poetry (seventeen syllables in a 5-7-5 verse
structure, subtlety of tone, etc.). They are masterful. </font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="2" face="Arial" class="auto-style2">Since the
subject of said poems is life at CIA,
I’ve decided to officially not name the selection <em>Spaiku.</em>
</font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial">I’d like to thank everyone in advance for
officially not loving
these poems of mine!</font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Walk
the dark hallway</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>A-Wing,
Headquarters Ground Floor</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>... Hey,
is that Elvis???</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>I
wake to blackness</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>The
intelligence briefing</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Long
since concluded</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>So
you want to spy?</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Come
to my place; we'll practice</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Penetration
ops</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Except
for briefings</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>After
lunch, CIA does</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Not
practice torture</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
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<span class="style231"> </span><span class="style233"><img height="261" src="CCSpaikuette_01c.jpg" width="154" class="auto-style2"></span></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Not
without reason</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Are
counterintelligence</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Officers
called this</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Third
World press reports:</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>No
truth to charge CIA</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Controls
Third World press</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Top
secret tech op:</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Reprogram
spy satellite</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>To
observe nude babe</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Big covert ops flap</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Foreign
government toppled</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style2"><font face="Arial"><strong><em>Wrong
country ... my bad!</em></strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
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<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>CIA
spokesman</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>Denies
Agency sold crack</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>Like
my new golf clubs?</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style17"> </p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>A
two-year tour in</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>FBI
Liaison? Where's</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>My
suicide pill?</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style1"> </p>
<p align="left" class="style232"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span class="auto-style1" lang="PT-BR" style="line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<strong>To leave one<span lang="en-us">'</span>s footprints</strong></span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style:normal">
<span class="auto-style1" lang="PT-BR" style="line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<strong>On the sands of time: is this</strong></span></i><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-bidi-font-weight:bold"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style1" lang="PT-BR" style="line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">
<strong>Not lousy tradecraft?</strong></span></i></p>
<p class="auto-style2"> </p>
<p class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>President
wants coup</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>In
some place called 'Canada'</strong></font></p>
<p align="left" class="auto-style19"><font face="Arial"><strong>... Someone
find a map</strong></font></p>
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