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<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Recently while searching through intelligence archives at Langley,
Virginia, I came across a thin black folder containing several faded
typewritten pages.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The
documents appear to be notes of a cosmological nature, written around
1964. It seems the author was performing classified research into
fundamental properties of space-time and their potential harnessing for
intelligence purposes. The results of said project (if indeed
there were any results) have not been recorded for posterity, or are
sufficiently classified that neither I, nor anyone I know at CIA, is
aware of them.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Ironically, the author is listed as one "John A. King." Given that
covert CIA employees are routinely assigned generic-sounding cover names
like this, I’m assuming it’s just a coincidence (your humble
intelligence officer, John Alejandro King, could not possibly have
composed these documents in 1964 since that was the year, more or less,
of my birth).</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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In any event, a careful examination of these writings is certain to
convince readers that their public release is not in the interest of our
Universal Security at this time. Accordingly, pursuant to
Executive Order 13292, and to ensure that these most top secret of
documents remain as obscure as possible, I’ve chosen to retire the
original hardcopy manuscript, and post the transcribed record here on
this compartmented, rarely accessed web page. </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
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"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
We dance round in a ring and suppose</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
While the Secret sits in the middle, speaking Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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If I neither confirm nor deny it</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Someone's sure to buy it</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Back in the 1950's<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The FBI proposed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A new kind of poetry:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you conceal it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you reveal it<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Then came the ‘60's<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When J. Edgar Hoover chose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To frame a bunch of Yippies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Using Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What rhymes with Weathermen?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
How about: forged letter men?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Or: plant-dope-in-his-sweater-men?<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
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No? Whatever then</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you confess it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you suppress it<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Along came the 70's<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Government disclosed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It had brainwashed several lefties<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Through the agency of Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment it's detected<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you're infected<o:p></o:p></p>
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</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
On to the '80's<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the truth was exposed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That instead of spreading AIDS we<o:p></o:p></p>
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Spread Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The moment you hate it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Is the moment you fellate it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Fast forward to the '90's<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A controversy arose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the CIA was cited<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For smuggling muchos kilos<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Of Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If you're an activist<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Blow-n-tell-prose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We’ll claim you're a cracktivist<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Show-n-don't-tell-prose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
See, we got our own hacktivists<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Your files to recompose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Now in the Year Zero<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We'd best be on our toes<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For all o’ the weirdos<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The terrorists and queeros<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And even the poets are cleared, so<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The end is surely near, no?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For Cointelprose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<img alt="" height="368" src="CC_Catwalk_o'_Spies_01_BlkMtrs_Large_01.jpg" width="342"> </p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-no-proof: yes"><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Application for CIA Employment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When were you born?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your current address?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Have you ever used illegal drugs?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Lao Tzu (TS-codeword):<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Those who know don’t talk<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Those who talk don’t know<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Covert Comic (BS-codeword):<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What didn’t Lao Tzu know<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And when didn’t he talk it?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Are you fluent in a language other than America?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you loyal to the United States of English?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Why don’t you wish to work for the Central Intelligence Agency?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They say: Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I say: Life is anything that doesn’t die when you stomp on it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Do you currently possess US Government security clearances?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Do US Government security clearances currently possess you?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you prepared to bring people to life if directed by your superior to
do so?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Did you know I’ve been watching you from the satellite this entire time?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I’ve been spying on this Russian intel officer<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who’s spying on an FBI agent<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who’s spying on me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It’s kind of funny because<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Whenever I move my hand, I can actually see my hand moving<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A split second earlier<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your mother's maiden name?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What is your mother?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Are you going to eat the rest of that sandwich?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Did you know you’ve been watching me from the satellite this entire
time?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A guy applied to the CIA<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And in his application form, he left every question blank<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When the recruiter asked him why he did this, the guy responded:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
“If you don’t hire me, it doesn’t matter anyway<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But if you hire me, the answers are all classified”<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
… If you wish, you may base your application for CIA employment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Entirely on your answer to the following question:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Was the applicant in the above story hired, and if so/if not, why?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Alternatively, if you wish you may answer the following questions:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When will you be born?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What will be your current address?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When do you intend to be convicted of a felony?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
When will you be illegal drugs?</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Mark 3, 21<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Jesus said</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
'Sell everything you have</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
And give the money to the poor'</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Accordingly, I sold everything I had</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And gave the money to the poor</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Upon which, those former poor people</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Used the money I had given them</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To buy all the stuff I'd sold</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Then, being good Christians</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And seeing that I was poor </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Those nouveau riche</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sold everything they had just purchased</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And gave me the money</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
At this point I figured what the hell</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I took the money they had given me</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And bought all my old stuff back</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sunday we're having a meeting at my place</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To figure out what to do next<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style27" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
(Note: I can both confirm and deny that the phrases 'dangerous
microorganisms,' 'dangerous toxins derived from dangerous
microorganisms,' and 'live and work for peace' have at least zero
meanings.)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
How to Make a Biological Weapon<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
1. Acquire dangerous microorganisms, and/or dangerous toxins derived
from dangerous microorganisms.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span class="auto-style39" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Official Disclaimer</span><span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">: Be
careful! Don't hurt yourself or others! Live and work for peace!)</span></i><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
2. Seal the dangerous microorganisms, and/or dangerous toxins derived
from dangerous microorganisms, safely in a containment device.</span><span style="font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span class="auto-style39" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Official Disclaimer</span><span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">: Be
careful! Don't hurt yourself or others! Live and work for peace!)</span></i><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
3. Attach the device containing the dangerous microorganisms and/or
dangerous toxins derived from microorganisms to a dissemination
mechanism (such as a high explosive – though I strongly advise against
it).</span><span style="font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span class="auto-style39" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Official Disclaimer</span><span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">: Be
careful! Don't hurt yourself or others! Live and work for peace!)</span></i><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
4. Congratulations, you now have a biological weapon.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i>
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(</span><span class="auto-style39" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Official Disclaimer</span><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20"><span class="style43">: For
God's sake, <u>be careful!</u> Don't hurt yourself or others! Live and
work for peace!)</span></span></i><span style="font-size:
13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Here I lie forsaken<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And listen to the clock hand tick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And reflect upon my solitude<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For want of a Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He came to my distant village<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
My trembling hand to pick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And among the gifts he bore that day<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Was a brand new Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
We married, and moved to his country<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But at first, for fear of nick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I told him I was frightened<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Of using my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The months passed by, and as love grew<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I vowed to learn the trick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But I never did quite get around<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To trying my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
My girlfriends would gently chide me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For looking like such a hick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But even as I laughed, I dallied<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
From using my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sometimes at night I’d wonder<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
As his soft cheek my thigh’d prick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If just one time it would kill me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To try out my Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
One morning he left ‘on business’<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
His frown made my pulse beat quick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I looked in the bathroom, and sure enough<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He’d taken the Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So now I lie forsaken<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
With grieving heart grown sick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And promise myself tomorrow<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... To think about possibly buying a Lady Schick<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Twelve Ways to Terminate Your Asset<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
(To the tune of '50 Ways to Make Your Dead Drop')</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Just put him on a flight, Dwight<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Abduct him in Rome, Noam</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Organize a coup, Lou<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Deny him a visa, Lisa<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Obtain a compromising pic, Dick</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Spike his green tea, Lee<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Hook him up to a poly, Polly<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Get him indicted by the Hague, Craig</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Install him as PM, Lem</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Claim he's a Jew, Abu<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Just marry him, Mariam<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Disclose she works for CIA, ‘Official A’<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="auto-style40" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p><img height="229" src="CC_Normal_Briefing_BlkMtrs.jpg" width="310"></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">Sex for Fun</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20"><span class="style43"> </span><span class="style42"> </span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Man he jerks from sun to sun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And woman's jerking's never done<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Listen daughter, listen son<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There’s no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you for a wedding ring<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you for a song to sing<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you for a coke and rum<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But there's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they think you’re zealous<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They’ll sex you to make their girlfriend jealous<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you just to make a pun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But there’s no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you for a credit card<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll sex you if you clean the yard<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
She'll wear that girl scout outfit, 'hon<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But there's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They act as if it's gonna kill 'em<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They act as if you're trying to bill 'em<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Want my advice? Bill by the ton<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they feel neglected<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They’ll sex you ‘cause they’ve been infected<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But sex for pleasure – it’s just not done<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They'll stroke you 'cause they think they should<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But not because it feels good<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It's none for all, and all for nuns<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They're happy if you're on your knees<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But not for their own loins to please<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Their libido never wasn't numb</p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You hear the old and gray all vow:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
'If I knew then what I know now …<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The smallest little kiss I'd shun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun'<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You creep along that shadow street<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A kindred soul in hopes to meet<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Better you should fellate a gun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Than dream of having sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For when at last you find your mate<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You'll soon prefer to masturbate<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And if your mate begs you for some<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You'll say 'There ain't no sex for fun'<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So take your pleasures where you get 'em<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But as for carnal joys, forget 'em<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Save it up for kingdom come<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For man he jerks from sun to sun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And woman's jerking's never done<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Listen daughter, listen son<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
There's no such thing as sex for fun<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: TA"><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<img height="279" src="CC_SFF_01_BlkMtrs.jpg" width="242" class="auto-style20"></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">You Go Girl</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Expression of approval<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You're doing well<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Fellow possessor of ovaries<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Empirico-metaphysical observation<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You and your nails keep on moving<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Through space, time, and Goddess knows what<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Requested action<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Please take that attitude<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Somewhere else honey<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You go girl<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Poetic sentiment<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You decide to walk with mouth open<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Bright color on your lips<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24">*</p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Eyes Only<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the safe house was safe<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And our words were Eyes Only<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the brush pass had been made<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And our hearts were pounding<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the window shone white silver<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the other window didn’t<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And we rattled the bed frame in code<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the message was top secret<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When is a safe house safe?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
When there’s nobody from CIA in it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That’s what the Security guy told us<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Which I guess implies<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It was a safe safe house<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">’Cause </span><span class="style58">our</span><span class="style43"> two
bodies worked for State Department</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
… And oh yes, this poem is indeed encrypted<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Only one other agent could possibly decipher it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Think you know its meaning?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Well then, maybe you’re that agent<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In which case you also know<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That the brush pass had been made<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the street would soon be quiet<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the window shone white silver<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the other window didn’t<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And regimes would fall<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Because of this covert action<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the safe house was safe<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And our words were Eyes Only<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That Poem!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That poem!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I want that poem!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That poem over there<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The one like a hippie girl’s hair<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The one that’s off-color<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And hangs different from the others<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That poem!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">No, not </span><span class="style58">that</span><span class="style43"> poem</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">… </span><span class="style58">that</span><span class="style43"> poem</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The one just below the sonnet<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The one with no price tag on it<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And the middle two ends that don’t fit right<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Can’t you see the one I’m pointing at?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
That poem!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">Yeah, </span><span class="style58">that </span><span class="style43">poem!</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
How much is that poem?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
… What?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You gotta be joking<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">For </span><span class="style58">that</span><span class="style43"> piece
of loony verse?!</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
What have you been smoking?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You want all the money in the universe<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"" class="auto-style20">
<span class="style43">For </span><span class="style58">that</span><span class="style43"> poem?!</span></span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Anything Too Stupid To Be Spoken Is Sung<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A Song By The Covert Comic<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
When I was young I heard a song by Sonny and Cher</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The lyrics had been written by some guy named Voltaire<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It had a hook that moved me but the beat was just fair<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Let’s sing it all together! Take a deep breath of air<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And sing:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The chorus is so catchy it just slides off your tongue<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
So go ahead and sing it at the top of your lungs<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Anything too stupid to be spoken … is suuuuunnnng<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I later saw a singer with a big Rasta cap<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Perform a reggae version, and it made my toes tap<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A Celtic lady sang it playing a harp on her lap<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But my favorite version’s Kanye West, doin’ it in rap<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Singin’:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The chorus is so catchy it just slides off your tongue<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
To make it more commercial you can add bass and drums<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But anything too stupid to be spoken … is suuuuunnnng<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Voltaire got sued for plagiarism and then had to pay<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Half royalties to a singer named Pierre Beaumarchais<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
At the trial the judge wore headphones and sat humming all day<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The jury sang its verdict then yelled ‘Let that song play!’<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And they sang:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The chorus is so catchy it just slides off your tongue<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sing the words in harmony, or in unison<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But anything too stupid to be spoken … is suuuuunnnng<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
… Oh baby now<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
[Repeat chorus]<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">So Thin</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It’s so thin<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
This veil that separates<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Light and darkness<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But as for the wall dividing<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Sunlight and shadow<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
It has no thickness at all<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
mso-bidi-language:TA"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<img height="279" src="CC_Tattoo_Who_1_BlkMtr.jpg" width="268" class="auto-style20"><o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
For My Agents<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Well, there's Inez<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who sold me secrets for a song<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Back in the zeroes<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
About guys wearing imitation leather masks<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who stood at Colombian roadblocks<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And if one of them nodded at you<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You never existed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Inez had a fishbowl with three piranha<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
One of which was missing its right eye<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... I've said too much already<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Then there's Mohammed<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
From Michigan</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Buys pills for imams<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
With projectile dysfunction<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
This guy does a tour in your country<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And your country gives birth<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... I've toured too much already<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Larry Wu<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Mormon (of course)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I mean, how else do you explain the fact<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
That when the Russians tried to get him smashed in Minsk</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He drank them all under the table<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The really comical part:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
He called Headquarters asking what to do<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Not about the Slavs sprawled around the dacha<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
But the angels circling above his head<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... I've drank too much already<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
… Ahhhhhhhhh</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Fran<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Fran, Fran, Fran<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Nearly six-foot-tall, plausibly deniably blonde, luscious Fran<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
She's got knees that write their own chapbooks<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... I've read too much already<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Hey, anybody heard from Zum’r?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
I know he was in Damascus recently</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
On every tour, the guy has his picture taken<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Standing outside the local intelligence headquarters<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Always does the same gag pose<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
The thing I like about Zum’r:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If you look at his photo just right<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You can actually see him vanish<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... I've looked too much already<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And there are so many more<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Which means, of course, there aren't any<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Agents of mine<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Who fly into hell on business class<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
Then fly back home in body bags<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
And in the Langley morgue, when the coroner unzips them</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
They sit up and give the password:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
A joke question<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
About the food at Headquarters cafeteria<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And then it's back to work<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... And who hasn't worked too much already?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
I hold you in my heart!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
My clandestine clan, my true intelligence agents!<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
If only you knew what secrets you've told me<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
And what secrets I'm telling you now<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
... We've told too much already, my people<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style24" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
You know who you aren't<o:p></o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style21" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""> </span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
<span class="style43" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman"">*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
<o:p></o:p>The following is a transcript of a classified briefing that describes
research I, John A. King, will apparently undertake in the future
regarding certain complex properties of space-time and their potential
harnessing for intelligence purposes. Given the sensitivity of the
subject matter, the results of this project (if there are to be any
results) will likely need to be treated as black as possible.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Toward this end, in addition to typing up a copy for analysis and
follow-up action (if any), it may be advisable to collocate an
‘electronic’ version of this transcript on the new ‘internal data
network’ of connected computers currently under Agency-sponsored
development. In this way we can ensure maximum compartmentation of this
project for years to come. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style20">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<o:p>
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
A funny thing's going to happen on the way to the universe tonight …</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
In a hallway at CIA Headquarters</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
There used to be an M.C. Escher staircase drawing</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
But they had to remove it</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19">Partly b</span><span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">ecause people thought it was a floor map</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style19">
<o:p>And partly because it was</o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style34" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Thank you. Thank you very much.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
They say comparisons are odious</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
I say: compared to what?</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
There's safety in numbers</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style38">P</span><span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">rovided the number is a multiple of √-1</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style34" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Thank you. Thank you very much.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-color-alt: windowtext">Actually, I
shudder to think in general</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style37" style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic">You say
'blackout poetry'<o:p></o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style19" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
Like there's some other kind</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style37" style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p> </o:p></p>
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<span class="auto-style34" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Black you. Black you very much.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-color-alt: windowtext">Which mask
to wear</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-color-alt: windowtext">Which wear
to mask</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style38">In espionage, t</span><span class="auto-style38" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">he contact you're cold pitching</span></p>
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<span class="auto-style38">I</span><span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">s always you</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;
font-family:"Arial",sans-serif"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style34" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Black you. Black your very touch.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:"Times New Roman",serif;mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Fear not the moment of truth, but the moment after</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Failed writer?! I'll have you know I've written several words!</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
If, as the saying goes, we're descended not only from monkeys but from
monks, who hit on who?<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
Secret 22: To possess an infinite sense of humor, and to possess no
sense of humor, tend toward equality</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-color-alt: windowtext">
… I guess you'll have to be there</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial",sans-serif;mso-fareast-font-family:
"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="auto-style19" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span class="auto-style23" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, and please believe me when I say: you're
going to be a great audience!</span></p>
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<o:p> <img height="218" src="CC_Cosmic_WK.jpg" width="276"></o:p></p>
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<p class="style64">
<o:p></o:p>
<span class="auto-style30" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">The Covert Comic.</span></p>
<p class="style64">
<span class="auto-style30" style="mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"">Poet Laureate of Internet Noir.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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