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<span class="style64">(The latest intel from the
Covert Comic)</span></em></p>
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<a href="CC_HUMINT_Rights.htm"><span class="style21">Universal
Declaration of Humint Rights</span></a></p>
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<font color="#000000" size="1"
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poetry from the Covert Comic! "Spooky" - USA
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<span class="style21">Intelligence Underground</span></a> S<em>pookiest of the spooks</em></font></p>
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<font color="#000000"
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<font color="#000000" size="1"
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<strong>Spygasm!</strong></p>
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<strong>The Covert Comic</strong></p>
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[Note: *** means no known previously used intel up to that point]</p>
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[Blue shading means check all C1 ...]</p>
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style651">
<o:p>The following information is classified<span class="style647"> Eyes
Only. The lenses of your eyes are permitted to focus light
containing the image of this information onto photoreceptor cells inside
your retinas, but said cells are not permitted to generate neural
impulses based on said light.</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
If it's to die for, it's to spy for.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p>
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<span class="style604">*</span><p class="style611">
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<o:p><span class="style616"> </span></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Name: John Alejandro King</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Occupation: Intelligence officer</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Favorite quote:<i> Knowledge is power.</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Favorite song: �Fight the Power�</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><o:p> </o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The fate of our species will be determined by how we choose between a
worldview based on reason, objectivity and tolerance, and one driven
by irrationality and extremism. </span>
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</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Here's hoping we choose in a cool, edgy, vaguely x kind of way.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If International Pi Day is March 14<sup>th</sup>, I assume International
Pi Moment is approximately 03:14:15926535897932384626433832 that
morning.<i> </i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 6968.9. The agent that the doubled agent that the
re-doubled agent doubled doubled re-re-doubled the re-doubled agent
(according to a known triple agent).</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
The on-ramp to heaven is paved with morally ambiguous intentions.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, wed be so
simple that maybe the brain could understand us too!</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
To be a true champion of human rights, in my opinion you need to knock
out the reigning human rights champ, and not just win on points.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size:10.0pt;
line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">
Jack LaLanne�s brother Norm lived to be 103. Norm liked exercise,
but he wasn't obsessive about it.</span></p>
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</p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
My life no longer revolves around sex. Sex's immense gravitational
field finally sucked my life into its event horizon and shredded it
into elementary particles. </span>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
Whenever I hear someone say "Where I come from, people leave their front
doors unlocked at night," I always ask that person to close their eyes
for a second.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
Then I tell them "Yeah, I remember you now." </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p>*</o:p></p>
<p class="style611">
<o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
The Covert Comic. All the intel that's fit to redact.</span></o:p></p>
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</p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
There's the Central Intelligence Agency, and then there's the f***ing
CIA. I work for the latter organization.</span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style653">
In former times, history was written in blood. Today, using digital
laser technology, dried blood particles in pre-packaged cartridges are
printed onto a page electrostatically.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<span class="style653">Question from reader: </span>
<span class="style654">Can the metal in an underwire bra throw off a
compass reading?</span></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<span class="style653">Answer: </span><span class="style654">Generally speaking, only if it's a moral compass.</span></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">A basic understanding of the central limit theorem in probability is
sufficient to refute virtually any conspiracy theory � but it requires a
conspiracy to understand the central limit theorem.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style4">
<o:p></o:p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
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*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style655">
Note to My Neighbor About My Sexuality </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
<span class="style653">I expect we all probably experience some confusion about our sexuality
at one time or another in our lives. For instance, this weekend
when you came over to my garage to borrow some tools, I noticed you took
my sexuality. I�m sure you figured it was </span>
<span class="style654">your</span><span class="style653"> sexuality,
and that you must have loaned it to me previously and were just taking
it back over to your house again. In any case, no harm done � feel
free to use my sexuality all this week if you need. But if you
wouldn�t mind bringing it back when you�re done with it, hopefully by
this weekend (my wife and I need it Saturday night), that would be
great. Thanks neighbor!</span></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The word �begone� isn�t strong enough. We need a more
comprehensive imperative: <i>benot.</i></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p></o:p>
</p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p>***</o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
A spouse is like the fourth dimension: one may not be able to experience
it directly, but by assuming its existence, a lot of otherwise puzzling
phenomena can be explained.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"> <span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span>
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<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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*</span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Failure is not an option � it's an employee stock purchase plan.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Jenny is seeking grief counseling. She finds two equally reputable
grief counseling services conveniently located in her area. One
service charges $150 per session for four grief counseling sessions
(non-refundable), with an option to return for a fifth session at a 25%
discount. The second grief counseling service charges $160 per
session for three sessions (also non-refundable), with an option to
return for a fourth session at half price. If Jenny estimates that
she's 90% likely to come to terms with her grief after four grief
counseling sessions with either service, and 75% likely to come to terms
with her grief after three sessions with either service, which grief
counseling service should Jenny choose? </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Spook Speak. <i>Lunch mole.</i> A person attending a
briefing, who when the briefer asks if anyone in the audience has a
question before the group breaks for lunch, does.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span>
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605"><b>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secrete</span></b><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<i>v.</i> 1. <i>(Biology) </i>To conceal or covertly purloin. 2. <i>(CIA)</i> To cause to ooze from one's
body.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I bet when terrorists extend the deadline for executing their hostages,
the hostages are like �Yeah!!! Deadline extended!
WOOHOOOOO!!!�</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">Then the terrorists point their guns at the hostages and scream at them
to be quiet.</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">� But when the terrorists aren�t looking, I bet the hostages silently
pump their fist and whisper "<i>Yesssss!!!"</i></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 5491713. Never wipe your ass while you're still sh***ing.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret xxxx (note: originator unknown). You don't learn anything
the second time you're kicked by a mule (besides this fact).</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Nothing offends me more than excessive piety. Hey, just be
satisfied with one piece like everybody else.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Is there any color of snow you <i>should</i> eat?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 337.1. He who lies down with dogs with flea collars, shall
get up with no fleas.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style626">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style639">
<o:p>*</o:p></p>
<p class="style626">
<o:p>
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style638">
It isn't whether you win or lose, it's why you think there's a game.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></o:p></p>
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</o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
On my first day of employee orientation at Langley, the speaker from CIA Office of Security told us: "</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">Contrary
to what you may have heard, the fact that you possess CIA clearances
doesn't necessarily mean that </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
Security</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR"> is </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
concerned about</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR"> your sex life.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">"</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
That was probably the most disappointing moment of my career.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style611">
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<p class="style611">
<o:p></o:p>
<o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Any Nietzsche disciple you don't kill you only make stronger.</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style611">
</p>
<p class="style621">
<o:p></o:p>
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
As one acquainted with Chinese culture, I put guanxi on pretty much
everything I eat. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style611">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<span class="style604">*</span></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<span class="style604">A good hamburger should look like someone eating a good
hamburger.</span></span></p>
<p class="style611">
</p>
<p class="style621">
*</p>
<p class="style611">
<o:p></o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Don�t get fake breasts. They look unnatural and can cause health
problems. Pay the extra money and buy real ones.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style612" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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</span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
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They say you can�t tame a wild rose. And even if you could,
probably the only trick you could teach it would be �stay.�</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The difference between a National Intelligence Estimate and tabloids: in
tabloids the women on page 3 are better dressed.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I proudly support our enlisted men and women in uniform. The
fact that it happens to be a size 62W Girl Scout uniform shouldn�t make
any difference whatsoever.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If education is the vaccine against ignorance, it employs live
pathogens.</span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The claim that CIA got it right or wrong begs the question of whether
there was really an it to get.</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><o:p> </o:p></p>
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<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p> </o:p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Not offering an opinion one way or the other, but when I looked up the
word "conspiracy" in the dictionary this morning, it wasn�t there.</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/covertcafe"><em>Been There, Been Sold
by That</em></a></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
In <i>Life's Little Instruction Book </i>it says: "You can get by on
charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you�d better know
something."</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
To read <i>Life's Little Instruction Book</i> takes 14 minutes and 30
seconds.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
<span class="style653">[Checked]
Instead of the phrase 's**t happens,' I propose the word </span>
<span class="style654">shappens. </span><span class="style653">Not only does it eliminate profanity, it's dignified sounding, easier to
pronounce, and requires 33% fewer keystrokes to write.</span></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style618">
<o:p></o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Fanatics in power, and the funnel of a tornado, have this in common: the
narrow path in which they move is marked by violence and destruction
(and also, they both start with the letter 'f').</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Is it appropriate to speak truth to power at a power lunch?</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style4">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
In my opinion, if you�re Public Enemy Number 2,000,000,000 or greater,
you should probably be removed from the list.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When you say �Double-O-Seven,� are you referring to James Bond, British
intelligence officer 007, or Nigel McDougald, British sanitation officer
OO7?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If this is the steering committee, how do I get on the emergency brake
committee?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Not only were romantic love and gunpowder both invented in the Middle
Ages, they were created in the very same act.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Instead of yelling 'Gooooooooal' shouldn't soccer announcers yell
'Achieeeeeevement'?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I � the word <i>God</i> viewed directly from behind, and/or moving
straight toward your forehead.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Homosexuals come out of the closet. Heterosexuals fall off the
roof.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Never run aw</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">ay
from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and
yell loudly. If this doesn�t succeed in scaring off the problem,
immediately go limp and �play dead.�</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
According to the rules of logic, if you say it without thinking, the
statement "I think, therefore I am" is always true.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
May flowers bring February glowers.
</span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
There's untold wealth in Africa, and untold Africa in wealth. </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
How can a society obsessed with instant gratification realistically
expect its children to value concepts like patience (preferably in
fifteen seconds or less)?</span></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style4">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If comedy equals tragedy plus time, then tragedy plus time minus comedy
equals a feminist film festival.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
You want to talk awkward moment??? Try announcing at a
staff meeting that an imagery analyst won an Eagle Eye award � and the
guy actually has the head of an eagle.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When that reporter had a stroke on live television, I thought it was
really scary and sad. Because that was the first time I ever
understood what a TV reporter was saying.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Should there even <i>be</i> a word for 'mime?�<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style4">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
In an opposite universe, you don�t laugh so that you won�t cry, you cry
so that you won�t laugh. <i>� Why We Couldn't Possibly Be
Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 5681514</i></span></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
The Covert Comic. Tracking beacon of love.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
</p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
put its keys.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style4">
</p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR">
*</span></p>
<p class="style606">
They say men like cars and women like clothes. As a guy, I
definitely agree.</p>
<p class="style606">
... I mean, as long as I'm in my car, what the heck do I need clothes
for???</p>
<p class="style611">
</p>
<p class="style621">
*</p>
<p class="style611">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and absolutely mauve
power corrupts absolutely mauvely.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style611">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*<o:p></o:p></span></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
USIC Pick-up Line of the Week: 'If you're official, I'm FOUO.'</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When I'm mediocre, I'm very mediocre. But when I'm average, I'm
mediocreer.<i> </i></span>
</p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style629">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p></o:p>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Before we rush into creating a society based on love, maybe we could try
a society based on like first.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Secret 7.69138.2. Probability that Van
Morrison chose the song title �Brown Eyed Girl� because he couldn�t
remember her name: 67%.<b><i> </i></b></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604"> </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style4"><u>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Secret Scarehead of the Week</span></u><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
New Refuge For Scoundrels Established</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
�Consulting� Is First Since Patriotism</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
�Scoundrels Thrive, Feel Safe In Consulting Environment� � Scoundrel
Expert</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Whoever said "You can't kill a terrorist with a calculator" clearly
lacked even a rudimentary knowledge of C4.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
When choosing between two evils, be advised: if you use the
'eeny-meeny-miny-mo� method, you'll always end up with the second one.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style632" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Who will [smudge] the [smudge]ers?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
The intelligence reporting at ISI headquarters in Islamabad, and the
kabobs at the CIA cafeteria in Langley, are about equally hot.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Secret 11027121. 'Intelligence' is a contradiction in term. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 658.165. The tighter the asshole, the whinier the fart.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style612" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Remember, every motherf***er is some f***ermother's child.</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: FR">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="FR" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR" class="style604">
I</span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">'</span><span lang="FR" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR" class="style604">d
rather ride on the short bus than drive it.</span><a name="OLE_LINK2"></a></p>
<p class="style611"> </p>
<p class="style621">*</p>
<p class="style605"><span class="style604">Secret 0.6913101 </span>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Never assume your briefing audience is less intelligent than you.
After all, they�re smart enough not to be up there briefing.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style621" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
*</p>
<p class="style611" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
In a cannibalistic society, to be a cannibal is moral. And in a
moralistic society, to be moral is to be a cannibal.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Rather than giveth and taketh away, maybe it would be
best for all concerned if the Lord just held on to it.</span><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style612" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-style: italic">
<o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
<span class="style647">Actually, I was kind of hoping </span><span class="style648">this</span><span class="style647"> is my past life.</span></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></span></p>
<font face="Arial" size="2">
<p class="style4" style="line-height:14.4pt">
[Im]</p>
</font>
<p class="style621" style="line-height:14.4pt">
</p>
<p class="style621" style="line-height:14.4pt">
<o:p>
<o:p>
<o:p>*</o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<em>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Render unto Counterintelligence that which is counterintelligent.</span></em><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
</p>
<p class="style620" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
<o:p>
<o:p>*</o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Secret 6171871. On the other hand, you can people all the
foolishness all the time.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
</p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
This isn't a "daze," it's a power trance.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
He who would loom large should take care not to arrive.</span></p>
<p class="style620" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
</p>
<p class="style620" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>*</o:p></p>
<p class="style614" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave
your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn�t succeed in scaring off
the problem, immediately go limp and �play dead.�<o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style614" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"">
<o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p class="style623" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
Note to self: Work on being less note-to-selfish.</span><a name="OLE_LINK3"></a><a name="OLE_LINK4"></a><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
*</p>
<p class="style615" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
Reverse the cycle of violence. Hit first!</p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">s
it really fair to classify sloth as one of the Seven Deadly Sins, when
being slothful can actually help prevent the other six?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 868036359. Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we
hire a weaving consultant.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Hell is exactly like where you are right now, but with maracas, or
additional maracas.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style4">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></o:p></p>
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<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
It isn't where you came from, it's from where you came.</span><o:p></o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p>
<o:p> </o:p></o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Why are they called �sideburns,� and not, say, �doofus grips?�</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
It�s said that a woman must do a thing twice as well as a man to be
considered half as good. And I bet I know what that thing is.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Greatness lies not merely in being strong; greatness lies generally.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Everything is something else in drag.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style625">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style4">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
*</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Whenever someone complains that the world isn't what it used to be, the
world is what it used to be. </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p>
</span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
That there's a time and a place for everything in no way implies that
the two intersect. </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
[Secret xxx.] National Intelligence Estimates are God's handiwipes</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR" class="style607">.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: FR">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR" class="style607">
Technically speaking, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind <i>
... except for the last person.</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
161.8% of water is a human being.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span></p>
<p class="style4">
<font size="2">*</font></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR" class="style607">
Like Jorge Luis Borges, I imagine paradise as a kind of library.
Specifically, a kind of library where you get to drink beer and have
lots of sex.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
I'm all for America welcoming poor and huddled masses yearning to
breathe free. But why would we want <i>tired</i> people??? </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style633" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style613">
Secret 25.6.4. The truth does not change according to our ability
to stomach it. Though once it hits the colon all bets are off.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I
can't wait to see how much younger she looks!</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style621">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style613">
The CIA. Making a difference (and/or helping to preserve and
strengthen existing differences) since 1947.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
Abstinence and conservatism go hand in hand. And thanks to recent
court rulings, they can now be legally married in several US states.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
The real lesson from the story of Prometheus stealing fire from Zeus:
Even the gods need to practice proper security awareness.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style607">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style631" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
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<p class="style615" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
The Stone Age didn�t end because humans graduated beyond the use of
stone. The Stone Age ended because people ran out of rocks.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style615" style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">
<o:p>
</o:p></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal">
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*<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style613">
Not so fast ... faster!</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style630">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="style606">
</p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 9491135. A top secret CIA intelligence briefing is a
one-person play whose props are x.</span></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style624">
*</p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="EN" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";
mso-ansi-language:EN">The fact that Diogenes criticized everything he saw, spent
his life searching for one good man, and lived in a bathtub raises the
question: are we sure Diogenes wasn�t a woman?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
There is one who soars even higher than the eagle. And that's a
tick on the eagle's head.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
There are currently at least five different versions of the
international rainbow flag. I only hope the matter can be resolved
peacefully.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style603">
<o:p>*</o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:PT-BR">
True charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:PT-BR">
I don't care if I'm tax-deductible or not.</span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
"Arial","sans-serif""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span lang="PT-BR" style="font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:
11.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:PT-BR">
Therefore, I am true charity.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style4">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
A lahar is one of nature's most terrifying phenomena � as I learned
firsthand the time I took that lahar class with my pregnant wife.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When in Rome, do as the Romans do: pretend not to be a tourist.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret -1.0. It knows one to take one.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I'm not a "drain," I'm an inverted fountain!</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Whatever it is that a man's gotta do when a man's gotta do what a man's
gotta do, it clearly involves a lotta gotta.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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*</span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
As long as they stay there, who cares if the inmates run the asylum?</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 997. When it comes to driving foreign policy challenges to
successful resolution, nothing beats a Porsche 911 Turbo S.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Words of Estimative Probability are the tiny little car that
twenty-seven clowns pile into at the circus of intelligence analysis.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I'd like to teach the world to sing ... especially the part of the world
known as Texas.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When I tried using sex as a weapon, my wife used my weapons for sex.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret<i> 2.0025211. Errors in science are dangerous; errors in
religion are ridiculous; errors in intelligence are oviparous.</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The analyst in the imagery whom the imagery analyst whose imagery I�m
analyzing is analyzing � is me.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Is the cream really rising, or is the rest of the milk in decline?</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When some people's names come up, it's a case of mistaken identity by
definition.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I never met a like I didn�t man.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
WIJGTDI: When Is Jesus Going To Do It???</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The CIA isn't so much a shadow gover</span><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">nment,
as a government by black light.</span></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style4">
<i>
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<p class="style605">
<i>
<span style="mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style604">
The trouble with castles in the air is that th</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">ey
tend to have leaky plumbing.</span></i></p>
<p class="style605">
</p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Sorry, I was paying attention. What was that you said?</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style606">
<o:p> </o:p>
</p>
<p class="style624">
[Im]</p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Jesus: our sole hope and our whole soap! </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If you're anosmic, I bet the smell of pretty much anything in the
morning smells like victory.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
<span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
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<p class="style605">
<span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
Actually, most of the time it takes less than </span>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
one</span><span lang="FR" style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-ansi-language: FR">
to know one.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
As a CIA officer, when I look at the man in the mirror, I typically see
a ministry-level official or a head of state.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
There's no doubt the government's behind what's going on. But it's
working to catch up as quickly as possible.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Research shows that on average there are at least two sides to every
story, but less than one story.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Once you've been a Very Special Guest, I bet being a Special Guest feels
like a total slap in the face.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I could never bring myself to delete a deceased relative from my
contacts list. So I just leave all my relatives off.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The height of wisdom is a multiple of √-1.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
There�s nothing wrong with the Office of the Director of National
Intelligence that can�t be fixed by what�s right with the antimatter
Office of the Director of National Intelligence.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Powerful as it is, the theory of evolution is not without its
limitations. For example, when using the theory of evolution to
pick horse races, I rarely win more than about 98% of my bets.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
You won't find the answers to life's problems at the bottom of a bottle.
You get them from the opening at the top.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The average difference between a beggar and a chooser is approximately
0.1 [/0.9choice].</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Two decades ago US Vice President Dan Quayle was widely ridiculed for
declaring �It�s time for the human race to enter the solar system.�
</span>
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But twenty years later, it�s increasingly apparent that the technology
could soon be within our reach.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 467717. The fact that people are willing to die for a thing
doesn't necessarily mean they're willing to be inconvenienced for it.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Recruiting zombies to collect HUMINT for CIA: minimal risk.
Quality of intelligence obtained from zombie CIA assets: low.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Recruiting vampires to collect HUMINT for CIA: extremely high risk.
Quality of intelligence obtained from vampire CIA assets: second to
none.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p><span class="style604">xxx</span></o:p></p>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
It's a world eat world world.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<o:p>
<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 77910981. Never compromise your principles � maintain their
cover at all times.</span></o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I've finally realized that I don't need to try to be someone I'm not.
I'm someone I'm not already.</span></o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
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*</span></i></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Corollary: If you don't get a silly answer, you didn't ask a silly
question.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If we put the same effort into being ourselves that we do trying to be
someone else to other people, in addition to being twice as much work,
it would cause massive confusion.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
You don�t buy the doll because it�s inflatable, you buy it because it�s
<i>de</i>flatable.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 7241966. Better a seeker of truth than a seekee.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
El Covert Comic: poniendo la 'cia' en 'inteligencia'.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
An example of onomatopoeia in Braille is the term 'genital warts.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">'</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
With but a single exception, foxes too enjoy the chase.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
All other things being equal, I�m proud to live in a country where every
individual, regardless of his or her race or religion, is an other
thing.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
I'm in touch with reality � getting body slammed is a form of touching.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p class="style4"><i>
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*</span></i></p>
<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The Covert Comic: mole of love.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p>
</o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4">
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<i>
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If they ever write my biography, it�ll be one large black smudge.
</span>
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<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
� And I�m talking pre-redaction.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black"> </span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
My problems are now in denial about me.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><o:p> </o:p>
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<p class="style4">
<o:p>
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<i>
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<o:p>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black" class="style613">
I'm not afraid to think the unthinkable, I just can't
figure out a way to do it.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></o:p></p>
<p class="style605">
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Alfred Nobel founded the Nobel Peace Prize, not to make amends for
selling armaments, but to ensure their continued demand.</span></i><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="style626">
<o:p> </o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
My wife told me �I need you like the desert needs the rain.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
� Once, maybe twice a year, for no more than twenty minutes.�</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Actually, you <u>can</u> handle the truth, provided you wear low lint
monofilament polyvinyl chloride dotted nylon gloves.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
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<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The Covert Comic. Conductance is utile.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style4"><i>
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<p class="style605"><i>
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
98 out of every 100 ninjas today are employed serving restraining orders
against the other two.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="style605">
<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
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If you need anything, just let me no.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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In retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have used so much hindsight.</span></i></p>
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Secret 9111941. Never assume you're at the right briefing, no
matter how long you've been standing there talking.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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Lord, what immortals these fools be!</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p><br />
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I'm not disoriented, I'm panoriented.</span></i><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p></p>
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It�s almost five o�clock, but I think we have just enough time for one
more exercise. Let�s have everybody form into groups of about one
person each � and go home. <i>� To a highly appreciative audience
at an all day team building event</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
In an opposite universe, it isn�t what you did to deserve all this crap,
it�s what all this crap did to deserve you. <i>� Why We Couldn't
Possibly Be Living in an Opposite Universe, Reason 481561</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
When we talk about putting the fear of God in our enemies, we mean
making them fear the same stuff God does, right?</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span class="style640">Notes</span></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 40087.083. A lot of counterintelligence goes a short way.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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[rework?] Secret 253. Smart CIA officers read <i>Anatomy of
an Intelligence Failure</i>. They understand that a solid
anatomical grounding is essential to becoming a skilled taxidermist.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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<o:p> </o:p></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The following information is disseminated on a need for Merlot basis.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Intelligence Term of the Week: Tactronym <i>n.</i> An
acronym in which key letters have been omitted, and/or extraneous
letters added, so as to avoid an inappropriate acronym that would
otherwise result. <i>(Example: TINTS � Tactical INtelligence
Technologies Staff)</i></span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
To get a sense of what the real world of espionage is like, imagine the
James Bond Theme performed by a junior high school marching band.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
The present is pregnant with the future. And when I find out who
knocked her up, he's history.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
John F. Kennedy said "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their
names." If I knew my enemies' names, I wouldn't be the one doing
the forgiving.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 9271121. Don't be so quick to jump from conclusions.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 0.7918981. The disguise<b> </b>is the blessing.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If there�s one thing a CIA officer hates, it�s filling out a Request for
Authorization to Perpetuate an Elaborate Deception form. Those
things take forever.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
If it wasn't for sex, I wouldn't get any pornography at all.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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The Covert Comic. Terminate with extreme perplexedness. </span>
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Maybe the Light is a great cosmic bug zapper, and we�re all insects.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Secret 95917681. The scene <u>is</u> the crime.</span></i><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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There's something to be said for there being nothing to be said for
something.</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; color: black">
Can't we just be enemies?</span></i></p>
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Depend�s law. Living each day as if it�s your last, or your first,
increasingly tend toward equality.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
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NOTE: Check MWT_3_9 and other volumes for W material (e.g., �A good
hamburger �� etc., which isn�t in W or in any works).</span><span style="font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman""><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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