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<CENTER><H1>WISECAT'S GALLERY</H1><P></CENTER>
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<P><STRONG>Hello, and welcome to the new face of Wisecat's Gallery. Here you may view artwork and stories by ME, Carolyn!
If you would like to contact me, e-mail me at: [email protected].<P>
I would like to say "HI" now to my fab gang of schoolgirls over at Fremd: Kim (the sweet airhead), Rachel, Kim S. (the F) &
Lydia, u guys rock! All my meadows gurls & guys: Tricia, Jenn, Danielle, Kerry, Krissy ,Ellen, Stacy, Nelly, Ashley (my crazy buddy!),
Donna, Stena, Aaron (Muffin man!), Matt, Phil, and Lindsay (california diaries!). I MISS U ALL!! All my friends thru Christ over at
OSUMC...Austin (my HATKAP brother!), Kaitlyn, Drew, Eric, Martha, and all the rest of you guys( too many to name!) I LUV U ALL!
Also, a big THANKS to the gr8 people at Sandburg...Mr. Hanson, you taught me so much about english, and also the world
around me. Mr. Palcer, your stories were the BEST! You believed in me and helped me to believe in myself. Never forget
the "I'm just a bill" song!! : ) </strong> Below is a picture I made, entitled: "The Face"
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<P><H2><CENTER>THE LAVAGOGA STRIKES.....FOR THE FIRST TIME??</CENTER>
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<P> <strong>Our story begins in a little meatloaf factory in Heaving Heights, Horkansaw.
All of the workers were bustling about doing their daily chores at the meatloaf
factory, which was called Makeyawannahurl Meatloaf Delights. Then, one of the
workers came running out of the meatloaf lab.
<P> "It's aliiiive!!!!," he screamed. Everyone turned around.
<P> "What!!," they shouted.
<P> "The meatloaf machine!! AAHH!!," and then the man tore down the hall and
smashed through the door. Everybody started to panic and began trying to shove
their way through the narrow hallway. Unfortunately, the meatloaf fattened them
up, so they all got squished in the door frame Then a large shadow swept over them
and there stood a large, metal machine, smiling like a goon and reeking of meatloaf.
It's violet colored eyes were all beady and googly. Everyone screamed and before
they could squeeze their plump bodies out the door, the monster shot a giant
meatloaf out of the metal compartment in it's stomach. The huge meatloaf blew the
people out the door, and carried them off into the distance. It was like being on a
smelly, edible airplane ride, I guess. Anyway, the monster burst through the door
and hopped directly to the downtown of Heaving Heights! The town was in an
uproar. It all started after a giant meatloaf with a lot of fat people clinging on to it
for dear life, came whizzing down Mainstreet. Then, the panic increased when the
maniac meatloaf machine, which was now called the Lavagoga, came hopping into
their town, smashing the buildings and the concrete, causing many miniature
earthquakes to happen. Luckily, no one was smashed by the Lavagoga, just a
submarine sandwich. (which the Lavagoga regretted smashing afterward.) Giant
meatloaf was landing everywhere, which caused a lot of gagging and fleeing of the
city.
<P> Ivanna Hurl was just leaving work when this all happened and man, she was
really ticked about it. She left her job on the 150th floor of the Do's for Ditzes Hair
Co. using the stairs, NOT the elevator, which is not to be used in an emergency.
When she got outside, the Lavagoga was standing right in front of her building,
surveying the wreckage of the downtown. Ivanna walked briskly up to the
Lavagoga and kicked at it with all her might. Unfortunately, all her might was
obviously not enough. With a metallic creak, the Lavagoga bent over and slurped
her up like spaghetti. Ivanna didn't even scream. In fact, she stuck her briefcase in
his mouth so it wouldn't close, and climbed onto the Lavagoga's head. She found a
button called "Jet Spin," and pressed it. Then, the Lavagoga started to shake, and
the launched off into the distance. Ivanna went flying in the air, but luckily she
landed in a pillow factory. Later that day, she was awarded the Saving the Day
award, which was a meatloaf dipped in gold and glued to a stand. As for the
Lavagoga, he now owns a condo in the Bahamas and is living happily there.
<P> The End
<A HREF="hall.ram">Click here for the finale if you have the RealAudio plug-in.</A></strong>
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<IMG SRC="duck.gif" WIDTH=340 HEIGHT=261 ALIGN=left><H2>THE PURPLE DUCK: He's Bursting Into Your Bathroom!</H2>
<P>Legend has it that once a long time ago...well, actually in fifth grade, a
powerful force of ridiculous evil was accidently created by two young girls
who just wanted to have a good time. They were acting crazy one day,
joking around with each other and laughing, no roaring, at the stupidest
things. Then, that's when the mistake of the century was made...the
Purple Duck was created. The Purple Duck was a seemingly innocent
creature; a ball of purple feathers whose pores oozed with sugary
sweetness. But at any moment, mostly when his victim was in the bathroom,
the little duckling would strike. He would first sneak up to the bathroom
door, making sure the 'flap' of his webbed feet was unnoticed. Then, upon
mounting a rope attached to the ceiling, he would swing gallantly forth and
break down the bathroom door, all the while chanting "BUH BUH-BUH
BUH!" for some unknown reason. <P> His victims, who were usually enjoying
a magazine at the time, would scream in terror and hitch up their knickers
as fast as they could. The only thing that could repel this utterly ridiculous
monstrosity was...believe it or not, bagels. The Duck seemed to loathe
the circle of bread, so from then on, many people brought bagels into
the bathroom with them. But that idea fell through, partially because the
bagels attracted ants. Even though no one has ever died from a Purple
Duck attack, it sure is embarassing when unexpectedly, a duck bursts
into your bathroom and begins shouting a ridiculous battle cry into your
ear. All this nonsense and superstition...brought forth into the world by a
couple of fifth graders! As for those girls, they have tried to block the
"fine feathered friend" from their minds...but have not been successful
since their creation often bursts in on them when they least expect it...<P>
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STORY BY: CAROLYN JESSEE<P>
USELESS PURPLE DUCK INFORMATION:
* Rumor has it that if you stand over a toilet and say "BUH BUH-BUH
BUH" 10 times fast,...your family will think you've gone mad!
* If you chance to see a Purple Duck on the freeway holding a sign that
reads: Honk if You HATE Bagels, DO NOT honk or pick up the little
fellow!
*Keeping bagels in your house can come in very handy, they not only
repel Purple Ducks, but they also taste very good toasted!
* BEWARE WHEN IN THE BATHROOM! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
THE DUCK MAY STRIKE AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!
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<IMG SRC="genx.gif" WIDTH=336 HEIGHT=460 > <IMG SRC="jane.gif" WIDTH=277 HEIGHT=504 ><P><STRONG>ABOVE, RIGHT: MY CHARACTER, JANE!</STRONG><P><STRONG> Meet the Gen-Ex girls: Lila (center),
Laura (far left), Allie (near right), Amber (far right), and Nadia (near left). They are products of the
cross-breeding experiment dubbed "Gen-Ex", or Generation Extraterrestrial. 16 years ago, ten
women volunteered to take part in this experiment, where they would marry an extraterrestrial and
produce offspring in hopes of creating a "mixed-breed" generation. These "mixed-breed"
babies would have the best genes from human and alien beings, thus creating a race of "superior
intelligence." Each mother would produce two identical twins, one of which would go and live with
the father on the distant planet of Zonar. The experiment was also conducted to see how these
human/alien children would react to their environments. The babies were born, and the
procedure was going as planned...until the FBI intervened. <P> Afraid of the consequences they
might suffer, the extraterrestrials left earth and the ten mothers were left with the experimental
children. The mothers decided to give up the children to assure the safety and secrecy
for themselves and the babies. 10 sets of twins were sent all over the country to be
adopted...the new parents unknowledgeable about the babies' odd genetic structure.
But 16 years later, the twins begin to find each other, and strange happenings take place
in their hometown of Newport Beach, CA. A strange man keeps following Allie. Lila meets
a girl, Laura, who looks and thinks exactly like her. The girls run into an Allie look-alike at a
nightclub who goes by the name of Amber. Nadia suddenly has the ability to move things with
her mind. So many questions will go unanswered until the girls discover their origin...GEN-EX!<STRONG><P>
BY: CAROLYN JESSEE<BR><HR>
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